Kiwi303
Not a fruit
What are the 10% ers?
The remnants after not videoing the 90% which happen to be underage. (Unless you happen to be her brother and you both live in the Ozark hills that is, no such thing as underage in that case.)
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The remnants after not videoing the 90% which happen to be underage. (Unless you happen to be her brother and you both live in the Ozark hills that is, no such thing as underage in that case.)
Tazz
Infidel
We will hereto refer to these @Duck episodes as having a duck moment, replacing the terms brain fart, old timers, or a blonde moment. All those in favor say Aye.I had to pick up the ass end of my ranger with my front end loader & push it on it's front wheels like a wheelbarrow to get it into the little horse stable in the barn and thaw it out with my torpedo heater.
Both doors were frozen shut & I was out of smokes. I was pounding all around the perimeter of the doors trying to loosen them up but no luck.
It was WAY too cold to ride the ATV & there was hard compacted snow on the roads so I couldn't take the Goldwing.
Ranger wouldn't start. Battery didn't have enough grunt in it to turn it over. So I dragged my big 200 amp booster out there, and hunted down two 100' extension cords cuz there's no electricity in that barn.
Got it started & backed it out of the barn.
Left it running to warm up.
Then I remembered the carton of smokes I bought last week and left on top of the boiler in the basement & forgot about.
Ok so all that trouble for nothing.
Then about 3 hours later I looked out the kitchen window and saw steam coming out the Ranger's exhaust pipe.
"I guess I can go shut that thing off now."
Duck
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Tazz
Infidel
The 25 yr old will have more tattoos.
What are the 10% ers?
I am so sick and tired of people classifying every little social group by assigning them a percent number.
Seriously... 1%... Is that the richest people in the world who supposedly own 99.999999999999999999999999% of the wealth, or the "outlaw" motorcycle clubs?
And who the hell are the 3%ers? I'm assuming it's some right wing thing because they usually have molon labe & guns in the picture.
Is there a 2% group?
Duck
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If you want to see inbreeding, look no further than Pitcairn Island, a possession of your beloved Queen, where most of the the inbred male descendants of the Bounty mutineers recently got in trouble for raping preteen girls.
Duck
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AK7
Well-Known Member
I put a bounty out on the sign.Steal me that sign
We'll see if one of my crazy OD buddies drifts on the shoulder and takes it out.
Has to be a low,wide load otherwise it will trash the sign.
I told them you were in for a case of beer.
Duck
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AK7
Well-Known Member
I didn't say I was going to be the guy.I'll put a case of Pabst in the fridge.
Lmfao
Those other guys drink crap beer. Lol
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