Quack 20

[Duck]

So I had to take the step-brat, her little brother (who is the poster child for ADHD) and her boyfriend shopping yesterday.

Last stop was Petco in Romeoville so she could get some more mice.

While she was picking out mice, I went to look at the rats. They only had one. It was in its little house thing & when I leaned down to look inside, this is what I saw:



It was just sitting there like "what are YOU lookin' at?"

Yeah, great place to get a pet rodent. Looks like the damn thing has mange.

I told the anorexic, gender-confused teenage girl working there (at least I think it was a girl) they should bleach that aquarium & everything in it after that half dead rat dies, before putting any more in there.

Apparently I didn't say "hail satan" first because she was rude to me. Or maybe she was "offended" by the American flag on my shirt.

 

[AK7]

Looks like one of the rats from Willard.

 

[Sinister]

Looks like one of the rats from Willard.

It probably lived in the sewers in Michigan.

 

[Tazz]

Hell come down here and save me the bow practice.n They tore down those two tobacco barns and we have a field full of free rats.

 

[Duck]

I'm at the mall with the kid again. And my mom & Mrs Duck.

Bored times infinity +1.

In a shoe store. Some hippity hoppity shoe place where they sell this kind of crap to dumb teenagers and Mrs Duck.



Some little teenage girl asked me if I wanted to get shoes. I said I only wear grungy old work boots. So she pointed out they have a small selection of work boots.
I pointed at mine and said "these don't have holes in them yet".

These two teenagers looked at me like I was standing there shoving berries in my nose or something.

Why is that even funny? My boots aren't falling apart yet so I don't need any more. I don't get it.

 

[Tazz]

Maybe the rest of your attire lead them to believe your boots would need replacing as well?

 

[Duck]

Check out how these racks are designed.



Maybe the wimmins wandered into the wrong store.

 

[Injun]

Friends of yours, Ducky?

 

[Rigjockey]

Check out how these racks are designed.

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Maybe the wimmins wandered into the wrong store.

Ha,Ha. I was in the Foot Locker store and they had a two for one sale. So the kid sales person comes up and says, Those are on for like .two for one. I says cool, So like if I like buy like, The left one ? You will totally, like give me the right one for free, Right?

 

[Blood]

Friends of yours, Ducky?

Pretty sure that prink was talking about me.

 

[Duck]

F*** it, hammer down.

 

[(((ME)))]

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F*** it, hammer down.

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.....ding ding ding.....

 

[Duck]

I wonder if this works.

Tap for a Glympse of my location: 01GT-WKKN: Glympse

I sent the location to my dad, Blackw900 & @Sinister but it sent them each a unique individual link. That's the one I sent to Sinister.

Expires in 3:54 hrs.

 

[Hammer166]

I wonder if this works.

Tap for a Glympse of my location: 01GT-WKKN: Glympse

I sent the location to my dad, Blackw900 & @Sinister but it sent them each a unique individual link. That's the one I sent to Sinister.

Expires in 3:54 hrs.

Yeah, it works. Rolling thru the KY

 

[Duck]

Yeah, it works. Rolling thru the KY

The Glympse app shows Sinister just viewed my location 9 minutes ago. Must've been you.

 

[Duck]

I guess I'm the first person ever to have a "live" 20 thread.

 

[Duck]

At @blackw900's house doing donuts in his lawn.

 

[patriciajnsn]

At @blackw900's house doing donuts in his lawn.

Sounds like a fun time.

 

[Rigjockey]

At @blackw900's house doing donuts in his lawn.

Yeah, i bet you can do that on the interwebs but no face to face

 

[Tazz]

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F*** it, hammer down.

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Miata broken down?