Duck
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I have no idea what you just said.OK...
Don't panic...
but...
GTF OUT OF THERE FAST!!!
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#chinesebuffet
Need more coffee.
I was saving this meme for use on that guy from England but..
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Need more coffee.
I was saving this meme for use on that guy from England but..
Blood
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patriciajnsn
Steering Wheel Holder
It's too quiet in here without the duckster.
Blood
Driveler Emeritus
patriciajnsn
Steering Wheel Holder
that's right duck did mention something about it.be was quacking up a storm about it because he wasnt getting paid enough.
Keendriver
Hates all of you
Duck
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I'm at some mall north of Carol Stream, IL with Mrs Duck & her ten year old.
I just got us kicked out of a goth/emo/idiot clothing store called "hot topic".
There's a wall of t-shirts and there's a section called "Rock hall of fame". Pink Floyd, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Megadeth, Ozzy, etc.
But there was a Nirvana shirt in the middle of it. I pointed at it & said to Mrs Duck "why's there a Nirvana shirt in with all those rock band shirts?"
This 7 foot tall, 150 lb awkward looking bean pole guy with a pony tail and face jewelry and purple eyebrows who works there said "Nirvana is rock".
I said "no its f*ggot rock, it should be on that other wall by all that Justin Bieber stuff". The guy said "I like Nirvana". I looked at him & said "well obviously".
He told me to leave the store before he calls security. LMAO.
I just got us kicked out of a goth/emo/idiot clothing store called "hot topic".
There's a wall of t-shirts and there's a section called "Rock hall of fame". Pink Floyd, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Megadeth, Ozzy, etc.
But there was a Nirvana shirt in the middle of it. I pointed at it & said to Mrs Duck "why's there a Nirvana shirt in with all those rock band shirts?"
This 7 foot tall, 150 lb awkward looking bean pole guy with a pony tail and face jewelry and purple eyebrows who works there said "Nirvana is rock".
I said "no its f*ggot rock, it should be on that other wall by all that Justin Bieber stuff". The guy said "I like Nirvana". I looked at him & said "well obviously".
He told me to leave the store before he calls security. LMAO.
Keendriver
Hates all of you
You might make a decent old guy after all.
and the worst part of it is some of them make it a fulltime jobNow I'm sitting on a bench in the mall like an old geezer while the females are in a jewelry store.
There's absolutely nothing more boring than standing around inside women's clothing and accessories stores while women are shopping.
Duck
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Where's my damn can opener?All that and you did not pick up my album
No wonder no one likes you
Duck
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Yeah well your Satanic death metal noise record is still on the rack at that mall about 80 miles from here.Awaiting shipping, it is sitting here in the "processing payment" box
Tell you what I'll double your order, two for the low low price of $49.99 plus S+H
Shipping and handling charges of $49.99 apply to the second item.
Duck
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I had to pick up the ass end of my ranger with my front end loader & push it on it's front wheels like a wheelbarrow to get it into the little horse stable in the barn and thaw it out with my torpedo heater.
Both doors were frozen shut & I was out of smokes. I was pounding all around the perimeter of the doors trying to loosen them up but no luck.
It was WAY too cold to ride the ATV & there was hard compacted snow on the roads so I couldn't take the Goldwing.
Ranger wouldn't start. Battery didn't have enough grunt in it to turn it over. So I dragged my big 200 amp booster out there, and hunted down two 100' extension cords cuz there's no electricity in that barn.
Got it started & backed it out of the barn.
Left it running to warm up.
Then I remembered the carton of smokes I bought last week and left on top of the boiler in the basement & forgot about.
Ok so all that trouble for nothing.
Then about 3 hours later I looked out the kitchen window and saw steam coming out the Ranger's exhaust pipe.
"I guess I can go shut that thing off now."
Both doors were frozen shut & I was out of smokes. I was pounding all around the perimeter of the doors trying to loosen them up but no luck.
It was WAY too cold to ride the ATV & there was hard compacted snow on the roads so I couldn't take the Goldwing.
Ranger wouldn't start. Battery didn't have enough grunt in it to turn it over. So I dragged my big 200 amp booster out there, and hunted down two 100' extension cords cuz there's no electricity in that barn.
Got it started & backed it out of the barn.
Left it running to warm up.
Then I remembered the carton of smokes I bought last week and left on top of the boiler in the basement & forgot about.
Ok so all that trouble for nothing.
Then about 3 hours later I looked out the kitchen window and saw steam coming out the Ranger's exhaust pipe.
"I guess I can go shut that thing off now."
Kiwi303
Not a fruit
There's absolutely nothing more boring than standing around inside women's clothing and accessories stores while women are shopping.
Install a wireless remote video cam in the changing rooms in the lingere section and sync it to play to your phone...
Might as well have some fun while they're having fun.
Duck
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Duck
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The 25 yr old will have more tattoos.
What are the 10% ers?
I am so sick and tired of people classifying every little social group by assigning them a percent number.
Seriously... 1%... Is that the richest people in the world who supposedly own 99.999999999999999999999999% of the wealth, or the "outlaw" motorcycle clubs?
And who the hell are the 3%ers? I'm assuming it's some right wing thing because they usually have molon labe & guns in the picture.
Is there a 2% group?
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