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I just had to Google that. :rolleyes:

I've been trying to think of a clever name for him all day. Actually it could be female, ... hard to tell. The jaw bone doesn't appear to be worn out from excessive talking, so it's probably male.

Check the pelvic bone.... probably more accurate then jaw bone... what if its a guy that chewed his weight in gum? Lmao

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"Left hemispheric craniotomy for evacuation of chronic subdural hematoma".

That's the name of the operation we're all in the waiting room waiting for. In English, ... she's got fluid building up between her brain & skull. A few days ago they drilled a hole & installed a drain that goes into a bag. After a while it quit draining but the cat scan or whatever they did still showed some fluid.

So my sister (an RN) was on Grandma Duty last night & called us at 8AM this morning & said all kinds of scary stuff like "see if Grandma has a living will in her strongbox" and "we need to get everybody in here to make a decision" and "who has medical power of attorney?" and stuff. For the first time in years, I didn't let my car engine warm up.

I got here & Grandma was on her feet walking around, (with a walker & surrounded by nurses).

The neurosurgeon working on my grandma used to be a rocket scientist. I ain't kidding.

So naturally, the Geezer suggested that he take Granny down to the NASA training camp & put her in a centrifuge with her head turned to the left so centrifugal force will make it drain out. Doc didn't think that was a viable option so they cut out a square out of her skull & I guess used the medical equivalents of a wet/dry vac & a pressure washer to remove all the fluid buildup, then put the chunk of skull back in & stitch up the flap cut in her scalp.

The choice we had to make was to do nothing, and watch her decline & die, ... or do the surgery which is pretty hard on an 88 year old woman who weighs less than 100 lbs, and have maybe a 25% chance of improvement to her cognition, .... or a 75% chance the fluid will keep building up & she'll decline & die, plus the risk of death that's present with any kind of surgery.

As they wheeled her out of the ICU, although she was able to say "I love you too" to my sister a few minutes earlier, the only thing she was capable of doing was saying her own name over & over.

Unlike stroke victims though, she can squeeze your fingers with equal strength with both hands, and has no asymmetrical facial paralysis. And she can walk.

Or at least, .. she could walk as recently as 7 hours ago.
 
Check the pelvic bone.... probably more accurate then jaw bone... what if its a guy that chewed his weight in gum? Lmao
Or if it's a male who is like my cousin. 31 or 32 years old, ..... who has serious ADHD & never stops talking.

Almost as bad as this little girl:

 
Seriously?? A cop doesn't give a damn that a girl who looks like she's a high school student got into a van belonging to a guy known to be a pimp, and somebody standing right in front of him has a picture of the vehicle and a license plate number?? WTF.

You're lucky he didn't catch you smoking. :D
He woulda probably called SWAT!! :mad:

When we were on death watch for my mom a coupla years ago an ICU nurse called the cops on us for smoking on hospital property...
outdoors...
nowhere near an entrance or anything. o_O

Stupid friggin' people. :confused-96:
 
Glen Campbell just walked into the ICU waiting room. :eek:

(He's the pastor or something at my grandma's church.)
 
:rolllaugh3:

Well, did she?
She just sent a semi-colon and a D.



So my genius plan for this weekend was to drop my sister off at the airport this morning, then continue home & get Mrs. Duck, returning either with the Geezer's S-10 or if Mama Duck wants to go, her van. The plan was to leave the Geezer here & bring his Goldwing on it's little trailer and leave it here, and tow the empty trailer home in a week or so. Grandma Duck is going to need Geezer to be here for an extended period of time so I figure if he needs to come home for something in the middle of the winter, he can take the Granny-mobile which is a 1997 LeSabre that never gets driven. In the spring he can come home on the Goldwing.

But no, .... the Geezer wants to come home too because he has a high school reunion tomorrow, which apparently takes precedence over helping his sister take care of their completely incoherent mother for the next 3 days. (She needs monitored 24/7 as in ... somebody in the room, not just a nurse across the hall, or else she has to be in wrist restraints to keep her from picking at her IVs and the drain tube on her head or trying to pull out her feeding tube & stuff.)

On our way down here the Geezer brought two big giant suitcases & a big bulky sleeping bag & some other crap. Both the trunk & back seat were full of crap. Now we have to figure out how to cram all my sister's stuff in there too, AND leave room for her to sit in the back seat, ... AND a place for my life-size plastic skeleton??

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Making a 72 hour turn & burn, .... going home to grab Mrs. Duck. It would be a 48 hour one but she's got kid stuff to do tomorrow & I have to drive her.
 
Geezer drank his coffee too fast (I warned him..) and we had to stop 2 take a leak at a Pilot. It had an Arby's so we decided to get lunch.

Every time they'd hand somebody's food to them, they'd say "Have a nice day & come back & see us".

So when it was my dad's turn to place his order, he said "Oh I'm not hungry. But I was here a few weeks ago & you said "come back & see us" so here I am, ..I drove all the way up from Florida."
 
I just had to Google that. :rolleyes:

I've been trying to think of a clever name for him all day. Actually it could be female, ... hard to tell. The jaw bone doesn't appear to be worn out from excessive talking, so it's probably male.
googles a ducks best friend:rolleyes:
 
Don't know yet.




I'm having fun at the moment though. This guy doesn't have a computer & is totally computer illiterate. Didn't even know what MP3 files were. This Volvo has a USB port on the stereo & I have a thumb drive. I explained it and just for the hell of it I demonstrated with "Convoy" on an otherwise empty drive.

I asked what kind of music he listens to in case I happen to have his genre on here. He said he likes 80's rock and specifically mentioned that he hasn't heard "Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth in years. I checked & I had it. So I put it on the drive & popped it in the stereo & as soon as it started playing, he slapped the steering wheel & yelled "Now THAT'S what I'm talking about".

LMAO.

Now he thinks I'm a genius because I put an MP3 on a thumb drive. :rolllaugh:

What is an MP3 anyways? :confused-96:
 
What is an MP3 anyways? :confused-96:
Ok @Duck you take this one. This song was instrumental in developing the MP3. At first they had the treble and the bass. The vocals took a lot of work. Interestingly this song by Vega was originally was just the singing. No back ground music. It was remixed by British club D.J.s Vega heard it and never sued. They released this version.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom's_Diner


http://www.businessweek.com/stories...siness-news-stock-market-and-financial-advice
 
My standard answer when I've finished placing my order and they ask, "Can I get anything else for you?"


"Yeah. How about a good psychiatrist?"

NO psychiatrist is THAT good. o_O

No offense. :)

Just kidding...
not about the shrink....
about the no offense remark!! :D
 
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Okay but, i thought you would add this and explain it in layman terms. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP3
Well I don't need to read that page to explain it in layman's terms.

It's an audio file format that compresses a song, on average 1 MB of data per minute, assuming the program that created the file used the standard 128k bitrate. (Lately 192 and 320k rates are common due to larger hard drives.)

So on an audio CD you can typically fit maybe 14 songs on, if you burn it as a data disk instead of an audio CD and put the music on in the form of MP3 files, on a regular 700 MB CD, if the average song length is 4 minutes, you can put 175 songs on there. A CD player capable of playing MP3 discs can potentially start at the beginning of the CD and keep playing for your entire 11 hour driving shift without playing the same song twice.

Because the files are compressed in a lossy format, some audio information is discarded in the compression/encoding process. The technology for creating MP3 files is designed to only eliminate audio frequencies that are considered to be inaudible to the average human ear.

The average person can only hear sounds ranging from 20 hz (subwoofer cone moving in & out 20 times per second) to 15,000 hz (tweeter cone moving in & out 15,000 times per second).

By eliminating frequencies outside of that range, and through other compression methods, they can knock the file size down significantly and very few people can tell the difference. You'd have to play a store-bought CD and then play the MP3 version immediately afterwards on a decent stereo without any ambient noise (like an idling engine) in order to tell the difference.

On songs where you have lots of different instruments playing simultaneously, you're more likely to hear the limitations of the MP3 format than if you were listening to a song with fewer instruments.

Example: Champagne Supernova by Oasis.
(I can only provide the YouTube version & don't know what format it uses for audio)
At the 2 minute mark, the song gets noisy & there are too many audio sources mixed together & if you listen to it with headphones, at any volume at all it sounds distorted. The format simply can't reproduce that many sounds accurately. I wouldn't be surprised if the original studio recording even sounds distorted at that point.
 

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