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Duck said:
BTW, ... I got them to double their first offer & give my dad $100 for driving the car back from Lake Station.

They offered $50. My dad said only to ask for $50 & that $100 was too much. But I got $100 anyway. :rolllaugh:
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NICE! make sure your Geezer get his money ya' hear? Don't go spending it on sweet tea!
 
This truck needs to be blown up with dynamite or pushed off a 300 foot cliff.

Actually all of this company's trucks need to be destroyed in some dramatic Hollywood-style fashion, since they don't have any trucks left that don't have the SCR/DEF systems.

Me sleep now.
 
Duck said:
This truck needs to be blown up with dynamite or pushed off a 300 foot cliff.

Actually all of this company's trucks need to be destroyed in some dramatic Hollywood-style fashion, since they don't have any trucks left that don't have the SCR/DEF systems.
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Cool! if that is the direction the company wants to go. I am all about that. Of course I can not accept any pay as that would be a violation of immigration, Blowing up truck or sending them over a cliff (DPF trucks) Peaks my interest. P.M. Me. LMAO!
 
I just met a British Canadian who was racist. LMAO.

Receiving called my phone. Said "door 19". I says "ok, just as soon as CR England figures out how to put his automatic transmission in reverse". Dude said "don't even get me started on those CR England dipshits".

So I idled out of the moonscape they call a staging area, trying not to run over Neil Armstrong's footprints as I steered around the massive craters in the lot. Spotted door 19. All the way at the end, where the lot forms a triangle. Blind-side around the truck in door 20 and do so with no room to straighten out the tractor. Hmm... interesting. Whatever.

So I go in there, do a U-turn so tight I had to stop & turn on my back porch light so I can see how close I'm bringing the cab fairing to the side of the trailer. Start backing up for the blind-side around the friendly racist British Canadian's truck. Brought the rear corner of my trailer about 6 inches from the side of his, thinking I'd be perfectly lined up after I did my pull-up. Look out the left window, ... forgot about that triangle shape. No room to straighten out.

Pulled out past the friendly racist British Canadian's truck & tried it again. He was out there watching my corners for me. My trailer lights went out. Yep. Knew that was gonna happen. Oh well. I have a phillips screwdriver, .. I can fix that. Got pointed in the hole, did about 5 or 6 pull-ups in the ridiculously small amount of room I have here until it was lined up. Opened the doors. Parked it in the dock.

Walked over to thank the British guy & he went on a rant about muslims, which morphed into a rant about the Jews & the French & the blacks & Mexicans & pretty much anyone who isn't British & white.

:rolllaugh:

I says "Ok it's cold out here I'm gonna go sit in the truck".
 
Duck said:
I just met a British Canadian who was racist. LMAO.

Receiving called my phone. Said "door 19". I says "ok, just as soon as CR England figures out how to put his automatic transmission in reverse". Dude said "don't even get me started on those CR England dip****s".

So I idled out of the moonscape they call a staging area, trying not to run over Neil Armstrong's footprints as I steered around the massive craters in the lot. Spotted door 19. All the way at the end, where the lot forms a triangle. Blind-side around the truck in door 20 and do so with no room to straighten out the tractor. Hmm... interesting. Whatever.

So I go in there, do a U-turn so tight I had to stop & turn on my back porch light so I can see how close I'm bringing the cab fairing to the side of the trailer. Start backing up for the blind-side around the friendly racist British Canadian's truck. Brought the rear corner of my trailer about 6 inches from the side of his, thinking I'd be perfectly lined up after I did my pull-up. Look out the left window, ... forgot about that triangle shape. No room to straighten out.

Pulled out past the friendly racist British Canadian's truck & tried it again. He was out there watching my corners for me. My trailer lights went out. Yep. Knew that was gonna happen. Oh well. I have a phillips screwdriver, .. I can fix that. Got pointed in the hole, did about 5 or 6 pull-ups in the ridiculously small amount of room I have here until it was lined up. Opened the doors. Parked it in the dock.

Walked over to thank the British guy & he went on a rant about muslims, which morphed into a rant about the Jews & the French & the blacks & Mexicans & pretty much anyone who isn't British & white.

:rolllaugh:

I says "Ok it's cold out here I'm gonna go sit in the truck".
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Was he British or Canadian? You can't be both?
 
So anyway, Was the Limey prick passing himself off as being Canadian? We have a very low tolerance for limey pricks. They got a way of feeling superior. Are you Canadian or British? If you say British I am going to punch you in the nuts.
 
rigjockey said:
So anyway, Was the Limey ***** passing himself off as being Canadian? We have a very low tolerance for limey pricks. They got a way of feeling superior. Are you Canadian or British? If you say British I am going to punch you in the nuts.
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He's done gone & left already or I'd ask.

He put his Freightliner in "D-for-dumbass" and left.
 

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