Quack 20


WELCOME BROTHER SLACKER!!!!!!!!
I'm wide awake. Been here since noon. Tried to sleep but couldn't cuz it's the freakin' daytime & I just woke up around 3AM. By the time my "10 hour break" is up 2-1/2 hours from now, I'll be too tired to go anywhere. If I had a paper log I'd be leaving right now, probably run til about 10 or 11 & park it & take a nap. Can't move right now though. The E-log was squawkin' at me just for moving the tractor around the truck stop switching trailers & then again when I pulled forward to take my spot back in the front row after Gomer Pyle left with the empty trailer.

Yeah the dude looked like & talked just like Gomer Pyle.
 
Hey he was vary useful on that trip.:thumbsup:
He set in the jump seat the whole time I was driving look forward with a pair of binoculars looking for speed cops.:stare1:
Its vary hard for me to do that and drive at the same time.:crash:
Running front door from the jump seat. That is a new concept, I never seen that before! I know have a new job for any one riding in the jump seat.
 
Running front door from the jump seat. That is a new concept, I never seen that before! I know have a new job for any one riding in the jump seat.
Well you know us law abiding outlaw types.
We cant have a radar detector.
Nothing in the rule book about having a long range look out riding with ya!
 
I am with @Tazz on this one. Pee on the door so it freezes shut. Or in the worst case you are stuck to the door with a stream of Pee frozen from your pecker to the door. Either way funny as hell reading the results from my warm home. LOL.

I am still banned from Starbucks Warehouse in LaVergne. I asked politely twice.

"Driver we have restrooms, we just do not let you people use them"

For the record they now just have a guard escort the driver in according to Raymond.
 
Well you know us law abiding outlaw types.
We cant have a radar detector.
Nothing in the rule book about having a long range look out riding with ya!
That's Right! I wonder if one was to take a poll at a truck stop now days and ask, "What does the term running front door mean?" How many would not know or respond it is something gay. LOL
 
That's Right! I wonder if one was to take a poll at a truck stop now days and ask, "What does the term running front door mean?" How many would not know or respond it is something gay. LOL
I'm pretty sure this guy has his own definition for "running the front door".

 
My flatbed load to Iowa is here. :D

Time to switch trailers, then start my 10 hour break, even though I've already been here since about noon.

Still can't believe you don't want to come to Wisconsin and be our regional flatbed guy. What a huge wuss...photo.webp
 
It's 5 degrees here & there are 31 mph sustained winds.... in town.

I think I'm gonna put on a pair of shorts & go roll around in the snow for about 5 minutes with no shirt on, then come inside & take a hot shower.

That's like drinking 5 gallons of coffee & a case of beer in 30 seconds.
 
It's 5 degrees here & there are 31 mph sustained winds.... in town.

I think I'm gonna put on a pair of shorts & go roll around in the snow for about 5 minutes with no shirt on, then come inside & take a hot shower.

That's like drinking 5 gallons of coffee & a case of beer in 30 seconds.
53 sunny here :p
 

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