Duck Pond Redneckery

[Duck]

Toyota Sienna some dude's girlfriend's "mechanic" told them was junk because she hit a curb and broke the rim. After new tires and new rim it had a horrible ruckus and steering wheel shake above 45 mph and this "mechanic" couldn't figure out WTF was still wrong with it.

After inspection and test drive & another inspection, I bought it for not much over scrap value, "for parts"...




Anyway, I drove it home really slow. Ordered new front struts.
Put 'em on today. Drives like new.

Here's the old ones. Completely trashed but the right one (top pic) is broken internally.

 

[Duck]

Got me a free spare table saw, same model I inherited from my grandpa.

Neighbor downsized to a portable jobsite model.

 

[Duck]

In the interest of keeping everything in balance and equalibrium and in true harmony with nature and stuff, I decided to replace the Tonkavan's rear suspension too.

Had no idea the rear left spring was broken.

I never met the seller, just talked to her on the phone. But her boyfriend was fat.

Right after he demonstrated how the seats fold up and remove, he said "Kaylee & I have a lot of good memories in the back of this van."

Broken strut up front, broken spring in the rear,.... I'm guessing this chick is REALLY fat.





I had both springs and shocks replaced & the van back on the ground and ready to go get lawnmower gas by the time this email was sent.



Take THAT @GAnthony


Gonna road trip it tomorrow probably.

 

[Rigjockey]

Damn! got to be pretty fat to break a spring like that. I can't figure out the mechanics of two fat people fucking and I hope I never have to.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Damn! got to be pretty fat to break a spring like that. I can't figure out the mechanics of two fat people fucking and I hope I never have to.

I imagine it to be similar to a pair of 275 gallon totes without their cages.

 

[Duck]

Damn! got to be pretty fat to break a spring like that. I can't figure out the mechanics of two fat people fucking and I hope I never have to.

I don't think they actually do it, TBH.

The effort required to push all the blubber out of the way would make the male lardass lose all the blubber and end up with 6 pack abs.

Unless the female is on top, in which case crushed pelvic bones and hip dislocation would be a problem.

A dude would have to be hung like a horse just to get the tip in.

I think fat couples just get all lovey dovey and feed cheetos to each other, then put on their CPAP masks and call it a night.