Duck Pond Redneckery

[Duck]

And this is what I did to Sarah's minibike. I got tired of calling it Sarah's ex-minibike so I painted over all that stupid mossy oak crap and I'll just call it the green one.



And since her whore-ass is no longer going to be riding it, ain't no reason to keep it factory slow.. It's actually 4 mph faster than my other one now.



Notice the tires.

Off-road tire on front, street tread on the rear.

Mine handled like shit on gravel roads with the street tires. It was scary. You DON'T want to wipe out on a gravel road.

So I put Sarah's ex-minibike's off-road tires on the fronts and my street tires on the rears of both minibikes and now they handle just fine on the gravel but still get a speed boost on pavement, having the low rolling resistance street tread on the rear where most of the weight is.

I intend to only ride these on paved farm roads though.

 

[Rigjockey]

And this is what I did to Sarah's minibike. I got tired of calling it Sarah's ex-minibike so I painted over all that stupid mossy oak crap and I'll just call it the green one.

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Da Green Macheene hombre.

 

[Duck]

2 sides done.

That's just primer that comes on the wood siding. The homeowner is going to paint it red.

 

[Duck]

This house is a block from a grocery store with a deli. So I've been walking there for lunch.

I noticed that for some reason, somebody (or Pennywise) hung two pairs of jeans in a storm drain.



So I added a red helium balloon.

 

[Duck]

Getting there.. It's just been two of us for the past 2 weeks.



Actually by the end of yesterday, there was no tyvec visible in this camera view, and the homeowner had embiggened his red painted section

 

[Duck]

The kids tagged the tyvek with spray paint

 

[Rigjockey]

I see a red door, and I want it painted black!

 

[Duck]

I see a red door, and I want it painted black!

So does McJagger.

 

[Duck]

So I showed up at the next roof/siding jobsite to prep.. Normally we don't have to do that but this homeowner hasn't done jack squat for yard work in like 30 years except mow the front yard.

But his damn dog wouldn't shut up. His wife came out and tried to shut the dog up because he works 2nd shift and has to sleep til 11 every morning.

I said fuck it & left.

But there's mulberry trees (weeds) that are taller than the house and thicker at the base than I can get with the sawzall, so we're gonna have to add tree removal to the quote.

I'll provide the duct tape for the dog's mouth for free.

But this garage is coming down. We're gonna rent a backhoe with a big claw thing and rip it apart.

 

[Rigjockey]

But this garage is coming down. We're gonna rent a backhoe with a big claw thing and rip it apart.


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That sounds like fun. Hopefully they will let you operate the backhoe.

 

[Duck]

That sounds like fun. Hopefully they will let you operate the backhoe.

The boss is even more immature than I am. I predict he will be having too much fun to share.

 

[Electric Chicken]

The boss is even more immature than I am. I predict he will be having too much fun to share.

Sounds like I could be his boss.

 

[Duck]

The boss was afraid someone would bust their shins on the coupler of his dump trailer the way he's got it parked hanging over the sidewalk.

So I took some measurements..




Went home and made this:

 

[Duck]

Test fit it today on my way to church cuz it's like 4 blocks away.

 

[Duck]

But I just oranged it and put spar urethane on it so it can be rained on.

 

[Electric Chicken]

But I just oranged it and put spar urethane on it so it can be rained on.

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Is that the Zimbabwe flag?

 

[Duck]

The pastor at church (or somebody) broke the top piece off of the pulpit, or podium.. Whatever it's called.

It's in my van cuz he asked me to fix it.

But I need to find a Trump stocking cap so I can recreate this photo before I bring it back

 

[Duck]

Is that the Zimbabwe flag?

It's every color of reflective tape I have except orange cuz I ran out of room

But I added the blue specifically to keep it from looking like a Mexico flag.

 

[Electric Chicken]

The pastor at church (or somebody) broke the top piece off of the pulpit, or podium.. Whatever it's called.

It's in my van cuz he asked me to fix it.

But I need to find a Trump stocking cap so I can recreate this photo before I bring it back

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That looks like a government podium.