frigging hockey puck.........rhymes with duck.......
Duck Pond Redneckery
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dumbass, you said there were coyotes and your dog was loose.....like WTF, you got memory loss...??I know what I posted but what's that's got to do with the dog jail?
And I WOULD say merry Christmas but I already told the ghost of Christmas past to tell you that when he visits you.
Duck
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Dog was on a 15 foot cable clipped to the 4 wheeler, except when I clipped it to my belt and used it as a regular leash so I could walk him down to the creek.
The cage is for inside the house, to keep him from tearing the place apart & tormenting the cat while we're asleep.
Two completely unrelated matters,....
... dumbass
well dickweed, you never mentioned you had sleeping problems.Dog was on a 15 foot cable clipped to the 4 wheeler, except when I clipped it to my belt and used it as a regular leash so I could walk him down to the creek.
The cage is for inside the house, to keep him from tearing the place apart & tormenting the cat while we're asleep.
Two completely unrelated matters,....
... dumbass
maybe in the future explain yourself....
dumbass........
Duck
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The only thing that sucks about having a 13 foot high ceiling in my shop is these LED light bulbs that supposedly last a million gazillion hours, actually don't, and my big step ladder is in the other barn, up in the loft from when I was knocking birds nests down.
So I made this with a stick of PVC and some rubber weatherstrip.
So I made this with a stick of PVC and some rubber weatherstrip.
Duck
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I looked for one at Menards, didn't see anything.
I also thought about modifying an apple picker because they're almost the same thing.
Duck
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Polycrylic drying on dog cage number 3. This is the small cage that Shekinah gave us with the dog.
It's going upstairs in the TV room. I made that tabletop out of oak. It's got sides on it so shit don't fall off if the hyper dog tries to chase his tail or something inside the cage.
The knob part of the latch is a piece of ash that I cut from a piece of firewood from Sarah's dad's forest.
It's going upstairs in the TV room. I made that tabletop out of oak. It's got sides on it so shit don't fall off if the hyper dog tries to chase his tail or something inside the cage.
The knob part of the latch is a piece of ash that I cut from a piece of firewood from Sarah's dad's forest.
gearjammer
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Uncle Birchy
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Gosh I don't even think ya comprehend how many "Jokes" ya just set yourself up for here..
Gosh instead of How many "Polish" does it take to change a "Light-Bulb"..
People are now gonna start asking how many @Duck and weather stripping and pole lenght..
I understand a Barn tall high roof and ya lost your ladder..
That's "Ingenuity" my friend
Duck
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Pole length is very important. Also the girth of the pipe used for the light bulb grabber. I guess you can say it's ribbed on the inside, so it fits nice and tight when you put your rubber (band) on.
Duck
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The f*in dog not only figured out how to open the damn cage (from the outside) but he chewed up that ash wood handle part. 
He likes the cage, but that sheet metal floor makes too much noise. I gotta line it with something. So I locked him out of the cage so he can't go in there and make noise, and he just went straight up to it and opened it with his paw, and then started chewing on it.
He likes the cage, but that sheet metal floor makes too much noise. I gotta line it with something. So I locked him out of the cage so he can't go in there and make noise, and he just went straight up to it and opened it with his paw, and then started chewing on it.
InTooDeep
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Sounds like something my new pup would doThe f*in dog not only figured out how to open the damn cage (from the outside) but he chewed up that ash wood handle part.
He likes the cage, but that sheet metal floor makes too much noise. I gotta line it with something. So I locked him out of the cage so he can't go in there and make noise, and he just went straight up to it and opened it with his paw, and then started chewing on it.
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Uncle Birchy
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My Grandmother used have this mutt ate "Anything"..
Put your shoes up they be gone..
She'd get "Mad" even grabbed the dog by it's freaking neck throw it off the back porch..
When she was "Dying" of Cancer..
That Dog jumped up on her lap brought "joy" in her "Last Days" despite
Grandma sang songs & petting & somewheres in those Photos Albums my Folks took "Polaroids"
Duck
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I sprayed some of this stuff on it and he was still messing with it. I sprayed it again til it was dripping, and he licked it for one second and walked away. I dunno.. Maybe the problem is solved.
That stuff didn't save Sarah's tennis shoes from the canine shoe shredder though.
That stuff didn't save Sarah's tennis shoes from the canine shoe shredder though.
Uncle Birchy
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What about when they "Mess" on the Floor..
My "Grandparents" way was if it "Pee-d on Floor"..
Grabbed by Neck "Yell" at It even "threatening " KILL It..
Rub it's Nose in that "Potty" Accident "Inside"
Then when ya got "Old" & Lazy..
Grandpa "Died" that stupid dog sat on your lap since .
He "Forgives" ya while ya still "Alive"
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gearjammer
jammer
my wife and I have had literately dozens of rescue dogs thru the years, along with different problems all the things brought up here and more,
over the years we have tried a lot of different things to fix the problems with varying degrees of success.
The time came when one of the dogs was an escape artist we put up a chain link fence, he climbed over it, I put a strand of electric fence on top, he then dug under it, so I put the electric fence about 6" from the ground and he still got out so I bought a training collar,it worked for a while until he figured out that if I wasn't around he was free to do his thing.
I then installed an invisible fence and that did the trick,
we had a dog door installed so they were free to come and go as they chose and there was a LOT of benefits to that suddenly the crapping in the house was no more, the chewing and destruction was almost eliminated, although a few of the puppies took a few weeks to get over it we now leave the dog door open most of the time
unless it is really cold that can be a pain in the ass sometimes if some of the local critters come around or as happened a few times some ass hat decides it is a good Idea to check out what I have laying around a three in the morning the two dogs we currently have hear that and are out the door like a shot and raise hell as soon as they figure out who of what peaked their interest which of course wakes me up [actually a good thing]
over the years we have tried a lot of different things to fix the problems with varying degrees of success.
The time came when one of the dogs was an escape artist we put up a chain link fence, he climbed over it, I put a strand of electric fence on top, he then dug under it, so I put the electric fence about 6" from the ground and he still got out so I bought a training collar,it worked for a while until he figured out that if I wasn't around he was free to do his thing.
I then installed an invisible fence and that did the trick,
we had a dog door installed so they were free to come and go as they chose and there was a LOT of benefits to that suddenly the crapping in the house was no more, the chewing and destruction was almost eliminated, although a few of the puppies took a few weeks to get over it we now leave the dog door open most of the time
unless it is really cold that can be a pain in the ass sometimes if some of the local critters come around or as happened a few times some ass hat decides it is a good Idea to check out what I have laying around a three in the morning the two dogs we currently have hear that and are out the door like a shot and raise hell as soon as they figure out who of what peaked their interest which of course wakes me up [actually a good thing]
Uncle Birchy
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They are actually "smarter" & more "attunement" our activities than most folks realize..
I bet the end of day your own dog "knows" more about "You" than even "Yourself"
gearjammer
jammer
I recently had spinal laminectomy surgery and the dogs are very attuned to fact that I am not feeling well and am in pain, they will check up on me constantly it is kinda funny as one will sneak into bed and slowly crawl up beside me at night just to check on me and then will lay down by my feet to sleep any movemeny on my part he is up and awake to make sure everything is OK, right now he is laying down with his head laying on my ankle kind of a pain in the ass and a bit uncomfortable but how can you get mad when he is just trying to look out for you in the only way he knows how
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