389 Hood
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I'm retiring in 8 months. I'll be your first customer. Get some good, tight, sticky, buds with fine red hairs on them.Maybe I'll grow some weed and become a drug dealer.
They should be nicely matured by then.
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They should be nicely matured by then.
mndriver
curmudgeon extraordinare
Not sure if I want a snoop dogg, cheech or Martha joint when I give up my cdl.I'm retiring in 8 months. I'll be your first customer. Get some good, tight, sticky, buds with fine red hairs on them.
if you give up your CDL at retirement...you at least ain't got no worries about a random....
Duck
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For company drivers and O/O's leased to a carrier, randoms are done by the employer.
You can keep your CDL active and smoke weed. Just sever ties with the carrier. Just remember to stop a few weeks or a month or whatever before you go back.
I'm not going to grow weed in my greenhouse though.
In Illinois you need some kind of permit or you gotta con a doctor into giving you a card of some kind, and then you can only grow like 4 plants.
If I wanted to grow 4 of anything, I'd start a dozen to make sure I have 4 that grow and survive.
That's how I ended up with 15 baby maple trees in pots. I only wanted 4.
You can keep your CDL active and smoke weed. Just sever ties with the carrier. Just remember to stop a few weeks or a month or whatever before you go back.
I'm not going to grow weed in my greenhouse though.
In Illinois you need some kind of permit or you gotta con a doctor into giving you a card of some kind, and then you can only grow like 4 plants.
If I wanted to grow 4 of anything, I'd start a dozen to make sure I have 4 that grow and survive.
That's how I ended up with 15 baby maple trees in pots. I only wanted 4.
389 Hood
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I won't give up the CDL. You don't have to pass a drug screen unless an employer or potential employer requires it. I'll keep it in case of an emergency, say a Demoncrat gets back in the White House and things go south again real quick. If you go back to a Class E "Florida's regular license", you would have to go through the entire thing like a noobie, school and all. Never give it up until you die.
i'll GLADLY give up my CDL, and the insipid BULLSGIT of DOT physicals, randoms, pre-employment, post accident screening.
it's just when will i retire..??
maybe soon.......
but "maybe soon", has been like the past 10 years now....
just ask @Mike ............
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Yeah but it's the only job where you can get it wrong and they still say come back tomorrow and give it another try.Weather forecasting is boring
Except for the guys who chase tornadoes.
with 100% of the paycheck, and no boss threatening to cut your pay.
389 Hood
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I could too, but in the market today, a driver with 40+ years of experience and a clean physical and drug screen is like winning the lottery for some companies. You see what's on the road out there today.
389 Hood
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I fixed that problem years ago. I made a heavy box out of 2X4 and fence paneling. Then cut the holes for the bowls to drop down into it. Because the current dog is all legs, I made it over a foot high so he can eat without squatting down like a giraff. The box weighs about 20lbs.I got sick of the dog knocking his food and water bowls around when they're not even empty, so I bolted the damn things to the ground.
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Duck
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I'll probably do something like that for a more permanent thing.
I was thinking about getting a 1x1 foot paver stone and attaching something to it with tapcons, so it's heavy enough not to tip over but I can move it.
Right now, doggy is in the house.
Coyotes got two of my neighbor's little yip-yip dogs over the past week.
We need to do a little bit of coyote population reduction.
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i'm gonna try that..........I got sick of the dog knocking his food and water bowls around when they're not even empty, so I bolted the damn things to the ground.
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i tend to get excited when i am eating my raviolis...
i ain't got no damned dog......should still work though
mndriver
curmudgeon extraordinare
Surprised you don’t just run them through a blender and then bong it.
Duck
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He should put his Chef Boyardee ravioli in a blender, then pour it into a shallow pan, dehydrate it in the oven and then grind it up so he can snort lines of it when he's driving.
and....you realistically think i ain't done that at least twice now..???
mndriver
curmudgeon extraordinare
Duck
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I left this seed spreader outside for 16 years and it's mechanical parts were all seized up and rusted beyond repair.
So I converted it to a portable tool box for when I'm done with an outdoor project and have accumulated more tools than I can carry back to the shop in one trip, using some of the flimsy angle iron from the shipping crate my minibike came in. That stuff is so thin you can cut it with aviation tinsnips if you use both hands.
Two milk crates bolted together fit in there perfectly
So I converted it to a portable tool box for when I'm done with an outdoor project and have accumulated more tools than I can carry back to the shop in one trip, using some of the flimsy angle iron from the shipping crate my minibike came in. That stuff is so thin you can cut it with aviation tinsnips if you use both hands.
Two milk crates bolted together fit in there perfectly
another reason for me to say, "you just ain't normal"
as a normal person would never leave any tool, or equipment OUTFUCKINGSIDE for more than 16 minutes, let alone 16 FUCKING YEARS....!!!!!
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