Duck Pond Redneckery

[GAnthony]

I think they actually make something like that for commercial applications. You could probably buy one at the Home De-Pot.
But if you bought one it wouldn't be Duck Pond Redneckery.

of course not, then he'd not have been able to take 47 weeks to design, build and test it, plus there wouldn't be like 500,000 pictures of it either.

 

[GAnthony]

The f*in dog not only figured out how to open the damn cage (from the outside) but he chewed up that ash wood handle part.

He likes the cage, but that sheet metal floor makes too much noise. I gotta line it with something. So I locked him out of the cage so he can't go in there and make noise, and he just went straight up to it and opened it with his paw, and then started chewing on it.

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he's most likely pissed that you didn't take like 3 years to build it, and post like 40,000 pics of it with him near you as you worked.

hell, i'd chew on the handle as well, if you treated me like a dog, rather than as a buddy.

 

[GAnthony]

I recently had spinal laminectomy surgery and the dogs are very attuned to fact that I am not feeling well and am in pain, they will check up on me constantly it is kinda funny as one will sneak into bed and slowly crawl up beside me at night just to check on me and then will lay down by my feet to sleep any movemeny on my part he is up and awake to make sure everything is OK, right now he is laying down with his head laying on my ankle kind of a pain in the ass and a bit uncomfortable but how can you get mad when he is just trying to look out for you in the only way he knows how

i don't have a dog, or a cat, cuz i have allergies. however, i do have a tropical fish tank, and those little bastards could give a flip if i am sick, all they do all day long is swim.

i swear some day, i'm gonna hold thier heads down, and drown them.

 

[Duck]

of course not, then he'd not have been able to take 47 weeks to design, build and test it, plus there wouldn't be like 500,000 pictures of it either.

I'm thinking about building a tennis ball launcher that shoots the tennis ball about a second after it's dropped into a basket, like when you threw a coin into the thing at a toll booth before EZ Pass.

About a 1 second delay then it gets shot out, aiming for a distance of about 50 feet or so.

I don't really know how I'll build it yet but I've already got the dog trained to drop a tennis ball in a basket.

 

[AK7]

Instant fun.
Just add dog. Lol

 

[GAnthony]

I'm thinking about building a tennis ball launcher that shoots the tennis ball about a second after it's dropped into a basket, like when you threw a coin into the thing at a toll booth before EZ Pass.

About a 1 second delay then it gets shot out, aiming for a distance of about 50 feet or so.

I don't really know how I'll build it yet but I've already got the dog trained to drop a tennis ball in a basket.

so then, we can expect all this to be done by April 14th, 2027..???

 

[Uncle Birchy]

I'm thinking about building a tennis ball launcher that shoots the tennis ball about a second after it's dropped into a basket, like when you threw a coin into the thing at a toll booth before EZ Pass.

About a 1 second delay then it gets shot out, aiming for a distance of about 50 feet or so.

I don't really know how I'll build it yet but I've already got the dog trained to drop a tennis ball in a basket.

They don't take coins anymore and it's not because of COVID either..

Those coin buckets were getting so old they couldn't even source the parts for em anymore..

Now it's Ipass or toll by plate plus service fees if ya wanna roll the 294 or the 355..

Illinois Tollway Eliminating Buckets That Catch Coin Tolls

The large plastic buckets that Illinois Tollway drivers usually toss change into to pay tolls soon will be eliminated.

www.nbcchicago.com

 

[Duck]

so then, we can expect all this to be done by April 14th, 2027..???

Yeah
And I'm going to hunt you down & strap you in a chair & force you to watch a slide show of every picture, Clockwork Orange style.



If you make it to the end without shouting obscenities, you will be rewarded with a hot bowl of Chef Boyardee ravioli.

 

[GAnthony]

Yeah
And I'm going to hunt you down & strap you in a chair & force you to watch a slide show of every picture, Clockwork Orange style.

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If you make it to the end without shouting obscenities, you will be rewarded with a hot bowl of Chef Boyardee ravioli.

i don't have to wait till the end to not shout obscenities', i'll tell you to fuck off now..????

now gimme my fucking raviolis.....

oh, and a HAPPY NEW YEAR to Sarah.

(to you, a HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR....)

 

[Duck]

i don't have to wait till the end to not shout obscenities', i'll tell you to fuck off now..????

now gimme my fucking raviolis.....

oh, and a HAPPY NEW YEAR to Sarah.

(to you, a HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR....)

Happy f*n' new year to you too.

Cheers

 

[Duck]

I'll explain what this is some other time.

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[Uncle Birchy]

I'll explain what this is some other time.

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Gonna be another 4-pack Tall Cans & I guarantee ya to I'll figure it out too..

Even maybe Get It

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Gonna be another 4-pack Tall Cans & I guarantee ya to I'll figure it out too..

Even maybe Get It

Not too late for that..

It's Too Late 4 Me..

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Not too late for that..

It's Too Late 4 Me..

Upon a Further "Reflection".

What was Cool when ya we're growing up..

Those people Today are now Dead or "Nursing Homes"..

But these Stupid Kid beat rap music & hip hop..

I was out on a hike in the Forest Preserve last summer..

Car beating that rap crap..

I stood on the side of road "Screamed" Nobody else wants hear that Garbage..

Shut the Stereo off "Silent"..

Was looking over my shoulders too

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Upon a Further "Reflection".

What was Cool when ya we're growing up..

Those people Today are now Dead or "Nursing Homes"..

But these Stupid Kid beat rap music & hip hop..

I was out on a hike in the Forest Preserve last summer..

Car beating that rap crap..

I stood on the side of road "Screamed" Nobody else wants hear that Garbage..

Shut the Stereo off "Silent"..

Was looking over my shoulders too

Ill go one better .

Jewel Grocery Store..

Ya know them "Black" People always got Noise or the Big Booty Momma on a "Speaker -Phone" screaming & blocking the Aisle..

For whatever Reason screamed out I wished that I-Phones Co$t Ten Grand..

Then them people couldn't Afford Em

 

[Rigjockey]

I'll explain what this is some other time.

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Obviously it is a wooden household nuclear reactor.
Who needs a Generac when you got one of those?

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Obviously it is a wooden household nuclear reactor.
Who needs a Generac when you got one of those?

Michigan 1994 high school kid Livonia outside Detroit..

Kid built a "Mini" Nuclear Reactor backyard..

Was "Contentions* too This now a "Nuclear " Waste Site but Momma didn't wanna leave her house ..

 

[Rigjockey]

Michigan 1994 high school kid Livonia outside Detroit..

Kid built a "Mini" Nuclear Reactor backyard..

Was "Contentions* too This now a "Nuclear " Waste Site but Momma didn't wanna leave her house ..

Smart kid! Even Sheldon Cooper was unsuccessful at building a homemade nuclear reactor.

 

[Duck]

The dog followed me up the extension ladder and now I can't get down without making him fall. He apparently can climb up but not down.

Waiting for Sarah to come help.

 

[389 Hood]

Ill go one better .

Jewel Grocery Store..

Ya know them "Black" People always got Noise or the Big Booty Momma on a "Speaker -Phone" screaming & blocking the Aisle..

For whatever Reason screamed out I wished that I-Phones Co$t Ten Grand..

Then them people couldn't Afford Em

It wouldn't matter the cost of the phone. The government gives the phones to them for free. Service too!