Duck Pond Redneckery


and bodies from Mafia hits fit in the trunks of Big Old Buicks. Pontiacs, Chevys, Ford's, Lincoln's and Cadillacs, what's yer point??
You're just jealous of my new under the hood fluids crate. :p

Yeah I just screwed it to the fender... and I used fender washers. :cool:

First time I ever used fender washers on a fender. :D
 
I have to go get quarts of oil to put in that crate now. That yellow jug is for the Buick.

Once I fix that leaking oil pan gasket I don't know what I'll keep in that crate. Maybe loosen a heater hose clamp or something... :oops:
 
Geezer went garbage picking.

Some dumbass painted over stained glass for some reason.

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No idea what the Geezer wants to do with them but he's tying up my drill and two of my saw horses and I'm trying to make awnings/shutters for the shed. :mad:

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I think he just likes them because of the freemason logo hidden in the design.
 
Geezer went garbage picking.

Some dumbass painted over stained glass for some reason.

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No idea what the Geezer wants to do with them but he's tying up my drill and two of my saw horses and I'm trying to make awnings/shutters for the shed. :mad:

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I think he just likes them because of the freemason logo hidden in the design.
i watch a lot of those home improvement shows, and any type of artsy stained glass window makes for a great decoration, OR takes in big dollars at yard sales.

there are even hobbyists and professional that restore the colors and repair or replace some of the lead, great find on your dad's part!!

have you got a place to hang it either as a wall decoration or maybe like a windows shade over a very sunny window?
 
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I had the raft stereo on, playing the only freakin' station around here that isn't country or barking dogs.

Something by Hoobastank came on.

Geezer was quiet for about 2 minutes of it. Then he said "who is this? They're terrible".

I told him it's Leon Redbone's grandson. :D
 
I had the raft stereo on, playing the only freakin' station around here that isn't country or barking dogs.

Something by Hoobastank came on.

Geezer was quiet for about 2 minutes of it. Then he said "who is this? They're terrible".

I told him it's Leon Redbone's grandson. :D
next time just throw some pantera on for the geezer;)
 
next time just throw some pantera on for the geezer;)
I wasn't the so-called "DJ" picking the tracks.

This f*ing station... They'll play Debbie Gibson right after Metallica... WTF?

Steely Dan right after..... wait, it doesn't matter. Just playing Steely Dan at all should get them fired because they SUCK almost as bad as Leon Redbone. My dad likes that crap.

Even kindergarten children think Leon Redbone is lame. :mad:

Prolly wolly doodle? Ditty wah ditty?

Seriously? How about Ditty Wah Duct Tape Your Effin' Mouth Shut Until You Can Entertain People Over The Age of Three?
 
I wasn't the so-called "DJ" picking the tracks.

This f*ing station... They'll play Debbie Gibson right after Metallica... WTF?

Steely Dan right after..... wait, it doesn't matter. Just playing Steely Dan at all should get them fired because they SUCK almost as bad as Leon Redbone. My dad likes that crap.

Even kindergarten children think Leon Redbone is lame. :mad:

Prolly wolly doodle? Ditty wah ditty?

Seriously? How about Ditty Wah Duct Tape Your Effin' Mouth Shut Until You Can Entertain People Over The Age of Three?
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It ain't funny.

One time when I was about 8 years old, we took a family road trip to my grandma's in S/W Missouri... 450 miles. In a Chevette..

And my dad not only OBEYED the 55 mph national speed limit but he played Leon Redbone tapes THE WHOLE F*ING WAY THERE. All 3 of us were complaining. Even my mom. But he wouldn't turn it off. It was HORRIBLE.

I still have PTSD from that road trip. :(
 
It ain't funny.

One time when I was about 8 years old, we took a family road trip to my grandma's in S/W Missouri... 450 miles. In a Chevette..

And my dad not only OBEYED the 55 mph national speed limit but he played Leon Redbone tapes THE WHOLE F*ING WAY THERE. All 3 of us were complaining. Even my mom. But he wouldn't turn it off. It was HORRIBLE.

I still have PTSD from that road trip. :(
sure it's funny you in a chevette listing to Debbie Gibson tunes:biglaugh:. id'e boycott that radio station fast
 
sure it's funny you in a chevette listing to Debbie Gibson tunes:biglaugh:. id'e boycott that radio station fast
It's either that station which plays good stuff about 30% of the time, or the other stations which are all country, rap, mexican, or non-stop yakking. And they suck 100% of the time.



The Geezer wants me to put satellite TV and wi-fi in the workshop.

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It's a workshop. Not a "sit around in your underwear scratching your nuts and watching boring people talk about how to make the most efficient wind turbine blade" shop.


I'm in the workshop right now.

You know what the old man is doing??

He's out in the middle of the f*ing field with a 25 foot pole and the airspeed indicator from one of his planes, studying the difference between wind speed at ground level and 25 feet up. I asked him why, but instead of explaining, he spent about ten minutes talking about kites.

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