Quack 20

[Duck]

dont forget the burgers and dogs

see that you have mrs duck working the bbq

That pile of fallen sticks 'n' branches hadn't been torched in almost 2 years if I remember right.

There were rabbits living in there. As soon as it lit up, a bunch of rabbits came running out at Mach 3 & then they were stalking us the rest of the night. One of them ran past Mrs.Duck's feet & scared her & made her fall on her ass. It was funny.

The guy with the hilarious name I can't post here said I oughta go get my .22 rifle so we can have dinner.

 

[Injun]

Rotisseried Rabbit.

Yum!

 

[Duck]

Rotisseried Rabbit.

Yum!

 

[Duck]

Is it permissible to drunk post?

Don't wanna irritate the GADP crowd.

(G##g@* ites against drunk posters)

 

[krelithous]

That pile of fallen sticks 'n' branches hadn't been torched in almost 2 years if I remember right.

There were rabbits living in there. As soon as it lit up, a bunch of rabbits came running out at Mach 3 & then they were stalking us the rest of the night. One of them ran past Mrs.Duck's feet & scared her & made her fall on her ***. It was funny.

The guy with the hilarious name I can't post here said I oughta go get my .22 rifle so we can have dinner.

is mrs duck going for the kill or are you

 

[Duck]

is mrs duck going for the kill or are you

Nah. Around here we just leave the wildlife alone. Watching the squirrels playing in the yard & the wabbits going "boing boing boing' across the yard is kinda entertaining, .. and besides, if I hunt them now, they'll get scared of the place & won't be such easy pickens when the economy crashes & we actually need to eat them.

 

[krelithous]

Nah. Around here we just leave the wildlife alone. Watching the squirrels playing in the yard & the wabbits going "boing boing boing' across the yard is kinda entertaining, .. and besides, if I hunt them now, they'll get scared of the place & won't be such easy pickens when the economy crashes & we actually need to eat them.

Was watching directv and at 4 pm west coast time they gave a 5 hr time frame to figure out if the idiots are gonna come up with a budget or not. Should be interesting to see. I dosent use that much brain power to make a budget

 

[Injun]

They have a budget. They just have to agree on it.

 

[DubbleD]

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Fug off .... You ... you ..... you....



Drinker YOU!

 

[Duck]

I was thirsty.

 

[DubbleD]

Had I not thought about stopping at yer place tonight one exit after 57.. you'd be buying more beer.

 

[Duck]

Had I not thought about stopping at yer place tonight one exit after 57.. you'd be buying more beer.

Well shiznick, ...

Ever hear of a U-turn?

 

[krelithous]

Fug off .... You ... you ..... you....

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Drinker YOU!
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spike it and gimme my cake

 

[DubbleD]

Well shiznick, ...

Ever hear of a U-turn?

You know me better n' that.

 

[krelithous]

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Notice that it points up to ducks pic

 

[Duck]

Notice that it points up to ducks pic

You're cut off. No more beer for you. Go home.

 

[Duck]

I was just scooping up the burn pile ashes into a pile & saw a harvester in the field loading a hopper truck so I drove my little antique Ford tractor over there & got a seasonal driving job hauling for the harvest.

How many people can say they've ever had a job interview in the middle of a corn field?

All I did was go over there to ask the truck driver if they've totally gotten out of the sod business because they sold off all their mowers & sod peelers & planted corn & beans. He said yeah, .. it's not just temporary because of the economy. It's permanent. No more sod farm. That driver is one of the two O/O's who have been parking their equipment next door for the past 30 years.

 

[ScooterDude]

Uh oh...If drunk posting is against the rules, I request a 4 day ban, cuz I'm on vacation til Monday.

 

[Duck]

Might be pulling hoppers for the harvest, but only if some guy's doctor won't release him. I forgot what his medical condition was. $20/hr to go field-hoppin' in a big truck doesn't sound too bad.

 

[Injun]

I got these texts from Duck:

Taking the Geezer to the hospital. He just sent me a text that says he wants me 2 take him to ER but he wants 2 take shower first.

I told him forget the shower. GO!

My mom says the leg with the fake hip is swollen & red & his toenails are black & he has a fever. But he already got in the shower.

He's had cellulitis before. They usually keep him for a week but now that Obamacare is in effect they'll probably just tell him to take an aspirin

I asked how long his leg has been bothering him.

I dont know. Wednesday he cut down all the weed trees on his 3 acres. Thats the last time I talked to him. My mom cant drive at night so I have to take him.

Sounds about right for the Geezer.

Send some prayers his way, y'all.