EC's Going For It

[Electric Chicken]

Ended up limping that blowout back to the yard and grabbing today's delivery to give me basically a 3 day weekend.

I dont trust this company to get a reimbursement that wasnt preauthorized so I refuse to buy a tire even though I'm capable. I can usually get that from the regular local office dispatch but after hours corporate is offshore. They don't even know the difference between a truck and a trailer.

And my last road service experience coordinated by the company was so bad as in they never showed up, that I don't even try to do that.

I figure I'm pretty much on my own after hours so I do what I gotta.

 

[Rigjockey]

I figure I'm pretty much on my own after hours so I do what I gotta.

Ya gotta do what you got to do. Sometimes outlawing is the best option.

 

[Shreck]

Ya gotta do what you got to do. Sometimes outlawing is the best option.

Good morning RJ why are we up at 4:30 in the morning on Saturday?

 

[Rigjockey]

Good morning RJ why are we up at 4:30 in the morning on Saturday?

I haven't finished all my beer yet. LOL.

 

[Duck]

US 30 W at McConnellsburg. My radar clocked him going 101mph. It's downhill but I'm not sure what grade it is. Maybe 5-6%.

You have a radar gun in your truck?

Where can I get one?

 

[Electric Chicken]

You have a radar gun in your truck?

Where can I get one?

My front collision avoidance radar reads out the speed of the vehicle in front of me until it's out of range.

 

[Duck]

My front collision avoidance radar reads out the speed of the vehicle in front of me until it's out of range.

That's gotta be cool. It'll train your brain to accurately guess how fast someone passing you is going. So like, you'll be pretty accurate when gauging the speed of a passing vehicle when you're driving something else.

I wonder if a flying potato is too small to be detected by a cop type of handheld radar gun.

Because then I can measure muzzle velocities and bug the shit out of @GAnthony to help me figure out the largest explosion a potato can handle without splitting apart in midair right outside the muzzle.

I don't want to launch mashed potatoes across the neighbor's corn field because it won't go very far.

Once I get that part figured out, I can work on making a hand cranked gatling that shoots like 4 'taters per second (TPS) which I expect will enable me to go up on the electric man-lift and seed like a 50' x50' ammunition garden in like ten seconds. So I'll have exponentially more ammunition next year.

And homemade steak fries.

 

[Electric Chicken]

That's gotta be cool. It'll train your brain to accurately guess how fast someone passing you is going. So like, you'll be pretty accurate when gauging the speed of a passing vehicle when you're driving something else.

I wonder if a flying potato is too small to be detected by a cop type of handheld radar gun.

Because then I can measure muzzle velocities and bug the shit out of @GAnthony to help me figure out the largest explosion a potato can handle without splitting apart in midair right outside the muzzle.

I don't want to launch mashed potatoes across the neighbor's corn field because it won't go very far.

Once I get that part figured out, I can work on making a hand cranked gatling that shoots like 4 'taters per second (TPS) which I expect will enable me to go up on the electric man-lift and seed like a 50' x50' ammunition garden in like ten seconds. So I'll have exponentially more ammunition next year.

And homemade steak fries.

You lost and won me at steak fries.

 

[Duck]

You lost and won me at steak fries.

Spray them with oil, and put onion powder & garlic salt on them.

Flip & repeat.

Stick em in the air fryer for 15-20 minutes, depending on how thick you slice them.



I forgot what temperature.