Duck Pond Redneckery

[Duck]

All that stuff isn't even food. You try and eat it, then report back.

It's not food for us.

But animals are different.

Birds can eat elderberries, totally unaffected by the poisonous seeds inside them that would make us sick. They also eat worms.

Possums and other animals eat rotted, rancid stuff that we can't eat.

Lots of animals eat nothing but weeds and grass. Or bugs.

Dogs will happily eat cat poop too.

And pigs ears.. Have you ever tried chewing on a pigs ear? They're not only immune to our teeth, they're gross tasting. But dogs love them.



And then there's things we can eat that animals can't.

An alka seltzer would kill a bird because they can't burp or fart.

Chocolate, macadamia nuts, aspirin, alcoholic beverages, and a bunch of other stuff that's harmless to us, could potentially kill a dog.

They're not even supposed to have much salt.

Last night we had Italy beef sammiches and I poured the last of it through a colander so I could give the scraps to the dog, then I put some of the au jus in his bowl and stirred it into his regular Pedigree dry dog food, just enough to make it like gravy train, then I dumped the rest of the au jus outside in the grass.

 

[Electric Chicken]

It's not food for us.

But animals are different.

Birds can eat elderberries, totally unaffected by the poisonous seeds inside them that would make us sick. They also eat worms.

Possums and other animals eat rotted, rancid stuff that we can't eat.

Lots of animals eat nothing but weeds and grass. Or bugs.

Dogs will happily eat cat poop too.

And pigs ears.. Have you ever tried chewing on a pigs ear? They're not only immune to our teeth, they're gross tasting. But dogs love them.



And then there's things we can eat that animals can't.

An alka seltzer would kill a bird because they can't burp or fart.

Chocolate, macadamia nuts, aspirin, alcoholic beverages, and a bunch of other stuff that's harmless to us, could potentially kill a dog.

They're not even supposed to have much salt.

Last night we had Italy beef sammiches and I poured the last of it through a colander so I could give the scraps to the dog, then I put some of the au jus in his bowl and stirred it into his regular Pedigree dry dig food, just enough to make it like gravy train, then I dumped the rest of the au jus outside in the grass.

Today on Freight Relocators I learned birds don't fart.

 

[Duck]

Today on Freight Relocators I learned birds don't fart.

Proof you're not "city folk".

Psychos and sadists in NYC purposely feed alka seltzer to pigeons to watch them suffer and die.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Proof you're not "city folk".

Psychos and sadists in NYC purposely feed alka seltzer to pigeons to watch them suffer and die.

I'm definitely not city.

My mom has some pigeons nesting in her porch and she's been giving me updates.

We like nature unless it's a rat in the kitchen.

 

[Shreck]

Today on Freight Relocators I learned birds don't fart.

And you thought you could only learn things like this from @Uncle Birchy .

 

[389 Hood]

I had neighbors in Ft. Lauderdale that used to feed pigeons instant rice. Supposedly it would rehydrate in them and they would explode, How true that is? No clue. Cruel? Yes!

 

[Duck]

I had neighbors in Ft. Lauderdale that used to feed pigeons instant rice. Supposedly it would rehydrate in them and they would explode, How true that is? No clue. Cruel? Yes!

I've seen facebook posts with people saying to stop throwing rice at weddings and throw something else instead.

Like half inch ball bearings,..

I don't remember. Probably popcorn.

 

[Shreck]

I've seen facebook posts with people saying to stop throwing rice at weddings and throw something else instead.

Like half inch ball bearings,..

I don't remember. Probably popcorn.

My sister-law just reminded me the other day when we ran out of rice at her and my brothers wedding and I improvised and threw pea gravel from the driveway.

 

[Electric Chicken]

I've seen facebook posts with people saying to stop throwing rice at weddings and throw something else instead.

Like half inch ball bearings,..

I don't remember. Probably popcorn.

Half inch ball bearings.

I would cut down an SKF. Only the best for my sister.

I don't actually remember what we tossed at her wedding. Only thing I remember from it was talking to the photographer and learning what cameras he used. Not to be a critic but I knew he was good. He was an older guy who always did film and was transitioning to digital so I figured that's the guy with the brain to pick.

 

[Rigjockey]

I'm definitely not city.

My mom has some pigeons nesting in her porch and she's been giving me updates.

We like nature unless it's a rat in the kitchen.

Pigeons are basically rats with wings.

 

[Rigjockey]

In this area we have a real pigeon problem or an immigrant problem. It's illegal to feed these shithawks but they still do it. There are videos of them trying to net them to take home.
Shithawks are not native to North America, they were brought here by Europeans.

 

[GAnthony]

In this area we have a real pigeon problem or an immigrant problem. It's illegal to feed these shithawks but they still do it. There are videos of them trying to net them to take home.
Shithawks are not native to North America, they were brought here by Europeans.

God DAMMED Europeians.....

I say screw'em all and deport them back to China.

 

[Shreck]

God DAMMED Europeians.....

I say screw'em all and deport them back to China.

Much nicer profile picture.

 

[Duck]

Much nicer profile picture.

Yeah he went in for the surgery.

He's @GAntonetta now.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Yeah he went in for the surgery.

He's @GAntonetta now.

I don't think that much surgery is survivable.

 

[Duck]

I don't think that much surgery is survivable.

Snapchat filters

 

[Electric Chicken]

Snapchat filters

Is there enough computing power in the world for that?

 

[GAnthony]

Is there enough computing power in the world for that?

nope, i had to buy several racks of servers.

 

[Duck]

Got water related plans for this summer. Dog ain't ever been in water before. So I figured I'd get him familiar with water first.

We had to climb down a steep trail in which tree roots act like stairs, in order to get to the water.

Damn dog did that thing dogs do when they put on the brakes and try to pull the collar off.

I had to carry his stupid ass down a two foot high "stair" even though he is capable of jumping twice that height, up into the bed of the dually.

When we got to the water, he walked right up to it and drank water but he didn't set paw in the water until I walked out into it and called him.

I didn't use the leash to pull him in because that would not accomplish anything. I just kept moving into deeper water and calling him towards me.

In this particular spot, he "swam" for the first time, about 4 feet through a little shallow part.

Sarah got a video but it's 181 mb

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

Our dumbass goes out on the beach and finds old dead rotten capelin from last year's roll to eat and drinks the saltwater. I'm guessing he still hasn't figure out why he goes in the house after and immediately slurps down a whole bowl of water.