Duck Pond Redneckery
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Duck
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Sounds like those Americans who Trump negotiated a release for from North Korea during his first term.
As soon as they got home, they started bashing Trump in the media.
He should've left them in North Korea.
gearjammer
jammer
over the years we have rescued several fawns whos mother have been killed the government says just let them die but that isn't me there was one in particular we tagged to keep track of and try to let hunters know not to shoot her name was dancer,
this was 8 or ten years ago, we turned her loose in a 3 AC. paddock, every spring she would have 1-2 babies sadly she hasn't been seen for a few years but this spring there were 4 babies born in that paddock and we are sure they are her grand babies and great grand babies none of the wild deer will even try to go in the paddock let alone have there babies in it,
the ones that do are about half tame the will once in a while even take a apple from our hands it is ingrained in them that they are in a safe place!
this was 8 or ten years ago, we turned her loose in a 3 AC. paddock, every spring she would have 1-2 babies sadly she hasn't been seen for a few years but this spring there were 4 babies born in that paddock and we are sure they are her grand babies and great grand babies none of the wild deer will even try to go in the paddock let alone have there babies in it,
the ones that do are about half tame the will once in a while even take a apple from our hands it is ingrained in them that they are in a safe place!
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gearjammer
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injured squirrles, raccoons, birds, ect have been nursed back to health here many stick around
the government says it is against the law to help them but FVK them helpless animals deserve a chance at life and we will continue to help for as long as we can they want to throw me in jail so be it
the government says it is against the law to help them but FVK them helpless animals deserve a chance at life and we will continue to help for as long as we can they want to throw me in jail so be it
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gearjammer
jammer
don't get me wrong I do hunt just not around here, I have talked the neighbors into not allowing hunting they even help out occasionally and hunt elsewhere thmselves,
Duck
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I like having rabbits and squirrels all over the place.
My dog chases them when he sees them but he doesn't actually catch them any more since I shocked him with his shock collar when he was running around with a baby rabbit in his mouth once.
The baby rabbit wasn't hurt, but it was paralyzed with fear long enough for me to bring it into the house and let Sarah hold it for a few minutes, then when I brought it back outside & released it next to some tall weeds, it hopped away.
Right now there's a large toad that hangs out by the shop. Sometimes it comes into the shop if the door is open, and I have to bring it back outside.
easy to say, until a rodent (squirrel) makes a hole in your house eave area, and cost you like $1,300 in pest control, and repairs....
god be damned, i had poison set out, as well as traps.
i have caught the damned RODENTS ( at the very least nearly 2 dozen one year) and drowned them
i care less thier lives, and more about the costs for repairs.
i detest people that feed them. as then, rats are drawn to the spilt food.
Duck
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Maybe you'd find the various gadgets people make called "squirrel launchers" interesting. You can find them on YouTube
lol...lol...those are freaking hilarious.........
thing is, they might get launched into a neighbors window, as that's how close the houses are here.
389 Hood
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Zero lot line community huh? You get 5' from the building to the line and the neighbor has the same thing. You can hear them peeing in the middle of the night. Here it's 25' between the buildings with a 40' front setback from the easement.
very old neighborhoods here, where compacted (densely packed) housing was done before beginning of the 20th century...complete with narrow streets, kitty-cat corners, and rows and rows of 3 and 4 family houses. mine alone was built in 1860. only a driveway's space wide from my house to each side of the neighbors. all this area was in the very beginning, farmland, some owned by John Brown (big time slave trader and founder/president of Brown University), as well as several other slave traders, that had acres and acres of land here in RI.
they had beautiful mansions from the sales of slaves........
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Duck
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And to think, back when your neighborhood was built, a fire would've spread to the whole block by the time they hitched up the fire wagons to the horses..
Hopefully they at least used brick?
Electric Chicken
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Looks like a Van Wyk driver.
Duck
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I've been seeing them on Rt 50 lately.
I can't tell if they're petes or kenworths. Just fiberglass blobs pulling trailers.
Electric Chicken
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The blue is pretty much the only way I can find my car in a parking lot. Everything else looks the same but is grey, black, white, or some similar shade.
Duck
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I just look for the fucked up molding I've got tied to the roof rack.
If I can't see that, I just look for rust.
If I still can't find it, I push the button on the remote for my dog's shock collar and listen for the yelp. He's always in the van if I go anywhere.
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