Duck Pond Redneckery

[Duck]

The hospital is next to the Kankakee River. That's quite a coincidence because the name of the hospital is Riverside.

It has an elaborate flower garden with a brick path between the building and the river. There are 3 waterfalls, and I think two fancy gazebos & plenty of shaded benches where people can sit down and pretend like they're not smoking when doctors & nurses walk by on their lunch breaks.

It looks like they spent millions on the gardening, with big fancy stone retaining walls and water features and fountains and stuff. Lots of pointless abstract stainless steel sculptures, and two huge dead trees that were killed by beavers and look like they're in an extremely difficult location for removal because they're right at the shoreline and you can't get equipment back there without trashing the garden stuff.

I'm thinking if I can get my lift onto a big raft, probably need about ten trolling motors ...

 

[Duck]

I took my dad to see his primary care doc. She's a black female "nurse practitioner".

Cute as a button, but when my dad asked her how the cortisone shots are able to help a pinched nerve, she told him to ask the neurosurgeon.

Not a problem, it's over her head I guess because it's a specialized field, except instead of "ask" she said "axe".

How the hell does ebonics make it into an educated person's vocabulary?

 

[Electric Chicken]

The hospital is next to the Kankakee River. That's quite a coincidence because the name of the hospital is Riverside.

It has an elaborate flower garden with a brick path between the building and the river. There are 3 waterfalls, and I think two fancy gazebos & plenty of shaded benches where people can sit down and pretend like they're not smoking when doctors & nurses walk by on their lunch breaks.

It looks like they spent millions on the gardening, with big fancy stone retaining walls and water features and fountains and stuff. Lots of pointless abstract stainless steel sculptures, and two huge dead trees that were killed by beavers and look like they're in an extremely difficult location for removal because they're right at the shoreline and you can't get equipment back there without trashing the garden stuff.

I'm thinking if I can get my lift onto a big raft, probably need about ten trolling motors ...

Obviously the river builders thought the best place for it was next to a hospital named Riverside.

 

[BlackBart]

yeah well, everyone knows already your size, all those god damned pictures you take on every fucking project, was validation enough....so why keep it a secret any longer???

If we see him in a Subaru we’ll know for sure Lol

 

[Duck]

Obviously the river builders thought the best place for it was next to a hospital named Riverside.

The river has been there for like a hundred thousand million years, according to the extremely old Wikipedia authors who wrote about it.

If we see him in a Subaru we’ll know for sure Lol

I used to want a Subaru Forester until I realized only communists drive them.

 

[Electric Chicken]

The river has been there for like a hundred thousand million years, according to the extremely old Wikipedia authors who wrote about it.

Woosh.

 

[Rigjockey]

I used to want a Subaru Forester until I realized only communists drive them.

Lesbians drive those and maybe communist lesbians.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Lesbians drive those and maybe communist lesbians.

I wouldn't mind if people assumed I'm a lesbian.

 

[389 Hood]

I am a lesbian, trapped in a male body.

 

[Electric Chicken]

I am a lesbian, trapped in a male body.

Speaking for myself, not even a good one. I'd have chosen better.

 

[389 Hood]

Speaking for myself, not even a good one. I'd have chosen better.

Ooooh! Dude, that was low. I would have never offered myself to you. I only go for the hot bitches.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Ooooh! Dude, that was low. I would have never offered myself to you. I only go for the hot bitches.

Likewise.

 

[krelithous]

Vertical exhaust stacks on anything other than a full size big-truck, with the ONLY exception being for tractors and pickups that pull horse trailers, might as well be a bumper sticker that says "driver has a small penis"

Sorry about your penis

 

[BlackBart]

Lesbians drive those and maybe communist lesbians.

 

[Duck]

Been without power for a few hours.

Telephone poles are snapped 2 mi south.

A big tree limb is on top of my garden shed. That's all I can tell in the dark.

I just spent 2 hours pulling trees out of the road with the diesel.

 

[Electric Chicken]

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Been without power for a few hours.

Telephone poles are snapped 2 mi south.

A big tree limb is on top of my garden shed. That's all I can tell in the dark.

I just spent 2 hours pulling trees out of the road with the diesel.

Damn be careful.

 

[Rigjockey]

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Been without power for a few hours.

Telephone poles are snapped 2 mi south.

A big tree limb is on top of my garden shed. That's all I can tell in the dark.

I just spent 2 hours pulling trees out of the road with the diesel.

Be safe my friend!

 

[389 Hood]

Take a nap and wait until you can see before you start dragging more trees around. There my be live lines intermingled in them.

 

[krelithous]

Be safe

 

[krelithous]

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Atleast they do the speed limit