BlackBart
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While sayin on the CB he doesn’t have none on?
Duck Pond Redneckery
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Electric Chicken
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Ain't got no is a double negative. So he's packin.While sayin on the CB he doesn’t have none on?
gearjammer
jammer
bedding for the chickens
Electric Chicken
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They better lay some hella eggs being that spoilt.
@Duck had better hope a homeless person doesn't get to see all that hay, he might have a special guest.
BlackBart
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Golden eggs would be nice
gearjammer
jammer
maybe he is setting up to give hayrides at the democratic convention in that case no modifications are nessasary
BlackBart
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Needs a stack
Duck
Sarcastic remark goes here
Vertical exhaust stacks on anything other than a full size big-truck, with the ONLY exception being for tractors and pickups that pull horse trailers, might as well be a bumper sticker that says "driver has a small penis"Needs a stack
yeah well, everyone knows already your size, all those god damned pictures you take on every fucking project, was validation enough....so why keep it a secret any longer???
Electric Chicken
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Duck
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Guessing by your response, I'd say you've got vertical stacks on your Toyota Camry
Electric Chicken
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There's a meme for everything. Except that.Guessing by your response, I'd say you've got vertical stacks on your Toyota Camry
toyota corolla....dumbassGuessing by your response, I'd say you've got vertical stacks on your Toyota Camry
Duck
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I'm at the hospital and I'm going to be here all day. My dad's got two cardiology tests required to get approval for his spine surgery.
One going on now, an echo cardiogram that'll take 2-1/2 hours, then at noon or 1 or something there's the stress test.
When we were parking in the garage, a doctor, wearing his lab coat and a hair net, came into the garage just to move his Tesla from a "patients and visitors" spot to an EV spot and plug it in.
Then we got to the procedural check in desk and this young whippersnapper asked for patients name and DOB. My dad was distracted by his walker so I answered the routine questions.
Almost immediately after I told her my dad's DOB which was in 1949, she looked at both of us and asked which one was the patient.
Apparently, to a 20 year old, I look like I could possibly be 75 years old.
Damn kids
Now I'm pretty much stuck in a waiting room all day with just my phone and a vegetable gardening book I brought.
Maybe I'll go outside and pull weeds from the fancy landscaping they've got between the hospital and the Skankakee River.
After I go pull the big master shutoff switch on the EV charging station so the doctors have to call an Uber to get home to their mansions.
One going on now, an echo cardiogram that'll take 2-1/2 hours, then at noon or 1 or something there's the stress test.
When we were parking in the garage, a doctor, wearing his lab coat and a hair net, came into the garage just to move his Tesla from a "patients and visitors" spot to an EV spot and plug it in.
Then we got to the procedural check in desk and this young whippersnapper asked for patients name and DOB. My dad was distracted by his walker so I answered the routine questions.
Almost immediately after I told her my dad's DOB which was in 1949, she looked at both of us and asked which one was the patient.
Apparently, to a 20 year old, I look like I could possibly be 75 years old.
Damn kids
Now I'm pretty much stuck in a waiting room all day with just my phone and a vegetable gardening book I brought.
Maybe I'll go outside and pull weeds from the fancy landscaping they've got between the hospital and the Skankakee River.
After I go pull the big master shutoff switch on the EV charging station so the doctors have to call an Uber to get home to their mansions.
Electric Chicken
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Not really a doctor but my dentist drove the same Dodge Dakota he had since high school and the rear window had one of those full Mossy Oak decal things.I'm at the hospital and I'm going to be here all day. My dad's got two cardiology tests required to get approval for his spine surgery.
One going on now, an echo cardiogram that'll take 2-1/2 hours, then at noon or 1 or something there's the stress test.
When we were parking in the garage, a doctor, wearing his lab coat and a hair net, came into the garage just to move his Tesla from a "patients and visitors" spot to an EV spot and plug it in.
Then we got to the procedural check in desk and this young whippersnapper asked for patients name and DOB. My dad was distracted by his walker so I answered the routine questions.
Almost immediately after I told her my dad's DOB which was in 1949, she looked at both of us and asked which one was the patient.
Apparently, to a 20 year old, I look like I could possibly be 75 years old.
Damn kids
Now I'm pretty much stuck in a waiting room all day with just my phone and a vegetable gardening book I brought.
Maybe I'll go outside and pull weeds from the fancy landscaping they've got between the hospital and the Skankakee River.
After I go pull the big master shutoff switch on the EV charging station so the doctors have to call an Uber to get home to their mansions.
His wife who was also his assistant had a new Lexus though.
Duck
Sarcastic remark goes here
There were two identical white Teslas at the charging station.
The doctor I saw move one of them was a brown person probably from India.
When I went back to the truck to ditch the old man's walker while I roamed the hospital grounds, a brown female, probably from India, was leaving in the other one.
I wonder if they're married & have identical cars.
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