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At my local Walmart there's an employee, a big fat white guy with a huge afro and he always wears a dress or a kilt or something.
Back in the day when we would go out to the bars there was a friend of a friend that would always wear a kilt. The Kilt was polarizing, some thought it was cool and others hated it and wanted to fight the guy.
Buddy was a liability because it almost always meant we had to back him up.
I thought the Kilt was stupid and attention seeking but regardless, you back up yor friends and friends of friends.
 
Back in the day when we would go out to the bars there was a friend of a friend that would always wear a kilt. The Kilt was polarizing, some thought it was cool and others hated it and wanted to fight the guy.
Buddy was a liability because it almost always meant we had to back him up.
I thought the Kilt was stupid and attention seeking but regardless, you back up yor friends and friends of friends.
Are kilts common in Canada? Sort of common? Only during holiday ceremonies? Because of that whole "Canada is part of the British empire" thing?

:dunno:

They're not common here. In fact, the only time anyone here ever wears a kilt, he's holding a set of bagpipes in a movie studio.

That guy at Walmart is probably just a queer.

Or he's a really big fan of Groundskeeper Willie on The Simpsons.
 
Are kilts common in Canada? Sort of common? Only during holiday ceremonies? Because of that whole "Canada is part of the British empire" thing?

:dunno:

They're not common here. In fact, the only time anyone here ever wears a kilt, he's holding a set of bagpipes in a movie studio.

That guy at Walmart is probably just a queer.

Or he's a really big fan of Groundskeeper Willie on The Simpsons.
They are not common at all unless you belong to the 48th Hilanders or some other regiment of the military that is either of Scottish or Irish decent.

But to answer your question, no. Wearing kilt is not common in THE Canada
 
Since I have no idea if that's true or not, I'll sit here and laugh at that reply. I never got that up close and personal with a Scotsman.
you can always rent out a kilt, and see for yourself...just be sure to remember......that you must go "commando", for that bag to actually work for you.
 
you can always rent out a kilt, and see for yourself...just be sure to remember......that you must go "commando", for that bag to actually work for you.
I was at Walmart the other day and that same guy was there in his kilt again.

But there was another guy, looked like he's in his 60's, also wearing a kilt but he had pants on underneath.
 
I was at Walmart the other day and that same guy was there in his kilt again.

But there was another guy, looked like he's in his 60's, also wearing a kilt but he had pants on underneath.
what in the hell are you
I was at Walmart the other day and that same guy was there in his kilt again.

But there was another guy, looked like he's in his 60's, also wearing a kilt but he had pants on underneath.
why in the hell are you looking up dudes kilts :confused-96: :rolleyes:
 

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