Electric Chicken
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When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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Duck
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I tried to catch a hawk yesterday but it was too fast. The machine only goes 3 mph.When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Rigjockey
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I like your new toy. So many uses!
I think I like apple picking more than fan cleaning.
Electric Chicken
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Taylor Swift you are not. She takes care of her fans.I like your new toy. So many uses!
I think I like apple picking more than fan cleaning.
Duck
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I want to get one of those Styrofoam gliders & launch it from the lift, as soon as the neighbor harvests all his corn.I like your new toy. So many uses!
I think I like apple picking more than fan cleaning.
Rigjockey
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Electric Chicken
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It's true though.
389 Hood
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You are violating so many rules here. I'm sending in OSHA.
No hard hat, no safety glasses, no gloves, no safety harness, no steel toed boots and I'm sure there are a few other no's in there somewhere.
The whole place is a trip hazard.
Duck
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In those pictures, if I told you I was wearing steel toed boots, there's no way you could disprove it.
Duck
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I've had this boat in my pole barn for about 7 or 8 years.
I just pulled it out to clean it up and hopefully sell it.
Sarah saw it and got all excited thinking I just bought a new boat.
I'm like "seriously? You've walked right past this thing every time you go into the shop for like 8 f*n years and you never noticed it??"
I just pulled it out to clean it up and hopefully sell it.
Sarah saw it and got all excited thinking I just bought a new boat.
I'm like "seriously? You've walked right past this thing every time you go into the shop for like 8 f*n years and you never noticed it??"
Electric Chicken
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And they expect us to notice when they get half an inch of hair cut off...wimmin.I've had this boat in my pole barn for about 7 or 8 years.
I just pulled it out to clean it up and hopefully sell it.
Sarah saw it and got all excited thinking I just bought a new boat.
I'm like "seriously? You've walked right past this thing every time you go into the shop for like 8 f*n years and you never noticed it??"
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Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
That's a nice boat!I've had this boat in my pole barn for about 7 or 8 years.
I just pulled it out to clean it up and hopefully sell it.
Sarah saw it and got all excited thinking I just bought a new boat.
I'm like "seriously? You've walked right past this thing every time you go into the shop for like 8 f*n years and you never noticed it??"
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I would buy a boat but, the previous Ontario Government completely wrecked boating and fishing when they made a law that you can't get drunk in a boat unless it has a toilet
WTFWe used to love renting a 14 FT aluminum boat with a 9HP engine and getting drunk in that boat under the pretense of "fishing".
As the old saying goes...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he will get drunk in a boat.
Electric Chicken
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Can it be a Brampton toilet? Aka a hole?That's a nice boat!
I would buy a boat but, the previous Ontario Government completely wrecked boating and fishing when they made a law that you can't get drunk in a boat unless it has a toilet
We used to love renting a 14 FT aluminum boat with a 9HP engine and getting drunk in that boat under the pretense of "fishing".
As the old saying goes...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he will get drunk in a boat.
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Surprisingly no, But Brampton is going to Brampton all day long and well into the night.Can it be a Brampton toilet? Aka a hole?
Duck
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Then you should have a "do it anyway" policy like I do.
If the law is bullshit, I refuse to abide by it.
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
I agree but unfortunately, they treat dinking and boating the same as drinking and driving.Fixed
Then you should have a "do it anyway" policy like I do.
If the law is bullshit, I refuse to abide by it.
Duck
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They do that here too but only for the driver of the boat.
That's why that boat is for sale.
It's a deep draft, inboard car engine speed boat kind of thing that you can only take out in deep water.
The water Nazis are too lazy to paddle a boat, so they'll only go harass people in water deep enough to have a prop in the water.
From the Indiana state line to Momence, IL it's average depth is like 2 feet, with lots of sand bars that'll tear up the water pump in a gas engine.
That's where my raft is king.
We can load it up and never draft more than 4 inches max. It's perfect for drunken adventures.
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