Duck Pond Redneckery


People these days really need to learn to mind their own damned bidness!

Seriously. If you are not bothering anyone, why do they feel the need to come and bother you? :dunno:
I'm thinking about bringing Sarah to the Stupid Girly Shit & Goth Store to see if the dragon lady works there or was just a customer.

We'll take the motorcycle. It's the only way to get Sarah's hair to look right anyway.

(I don't hop curbs & ditches with her on the back though.)
 
I'm thinking about bringing Sarah to the Stupid Girly Shit & Goth Store to see if the dragon lady works there or was just a customer.

We'll take the motorcycle. It's the only way to get Sarah's hair to look right anyway.

(I don't hop curbs & ditches with her on the back though.)
My wife wouldn't even get on back for the longest time. Next thing you know she's riding her own 😂
 
A neighbor whose house is 7 tenths of a mile away is having a wedding at his house.

Friday I fixed an electrical short on his mower & then bush hogged the grass across the road from his house so people can park there.

Yesterday when I went by on the motorcycle he was mowing where I'd bush hogged, with his bagger hooked up.

Anyway they've got a stereo blasting country music and it's 7/10ths of a mile away, (probably two metric miles) and I can hear that shit clearly. I can make out most of the lyrics from this distance.

Weird.

It's either one super badass stereo system or it's something with the atmospheric conditions.

Looking north is the only direction where I've got a clear line of sight more than a mile. There are trees three miles away and I can see them clearly, and they're green. No haze at all.

Now there's a train going past. The tracks are 200 feet past his house and the train rumble is LOUD. But I can still hear the country music.
 
My wife wouldn't even get on back for the longest time. Next thing you know she's riding her own 😂
Since her hysterectomy fixed her epilepsy, I've been letting Sarah ride my minibike.

I think it's too fast for her so she bought her own. Just like mine with the 7 hp Honda clone, but hers still has the jackshaft. It only goes 20 mph but it's got balls.

She crashes it nearly every time she rides it.

Eventually someday when she can ride it without crashing, I'll remove the jackshaft to make it fast like mine.

Then we can go cruise the back roads. 😊
 
The wind carries the vibrations. When the wind is out of the East, I can hear the trains a couple of miles away like they are next door. Wind out of the West, I can hear I-95 like I'm living in the easement and that is 2 miles away. North, I can hear the airplanes and jet fire up. That's 3 miles. To the South, peace and quiet. But that never happens.

You took the high stuff down with the BushHogg. He collected it so his party goers wouldn't carry grasses into his house. The least he could have done is invited you for some food and drinks...if he didn't.
 
Since her hysterectomy fixed her epilepsy, I've been letting Sarah ride my minibike.

I think it's too fast for her so she bought her own. Just like mine with the 7 hp Honda clone, but hers still has the jackshaft. It only goes 20 mph but it's got balls.

She crashes it nearly every time she rides it.

Eventually someday when she can ride it without crashing, I'll remove the jackshaft to make it fast like mine.

Then we can go cruise the back roads. 😊
When did she have the surgery?
That's awesome news.
 
I haven't been been on much the last year and half.
So I missed that post.
Was it her neurologist that figured it out?

We are truly happy for you guys.
Her neurologist has been recommending it for years, but she was afraid of surgery.

However at the end of '21 she had a lot of lady problems that turned out to be a benign growth in her uterus.

My mom died of uterus cancer in' 19. So this freaked us out & she went ahead and got the hysterectomy because the OBGYN was recommending it too now.



The link between the lady parts and the brain, (my recollection from when it was explained to me by the neurologist over ten years ago) , is an interaction between estrogen and the epilepsy medication. Estrogen prevents the medication from working.

A woman's monthly cycle involves estrogen level spikes. More estrogen = less effective anticonvulsive medication.

Prior to the hysterectomy, since the stroke she had in I kept logs of her seizures & her cycles along with 4x daily blood pressures. Almost all of her seizures were just before & after the cycles.

I'm pretty sure the ovaries produce or somehow regulate the estrogen, but removal of them triggers instant menopause.

So they removed everything except the ovaries.

This stops the monthly cycles, but doesn't get rid of the estrogen.

But without the cycles, there's no spikes in the levels.

Suddenly the medication works as intended.

Zero seizures since May of last year, except for one short, mild one the day after the neurologist lowered one of her meds about 6 months after the hysterectomy.


As it's been going, she can probably go to a drivers ed school.

But because her epilepsy required her to be pampered like a child until the age of 43, she can't just suddenly jump into a normal life. As far as basic life skills go, she's like an adolescent. I have to teach her tons & tons of stuff. She's never been able to work with or around anything sharp, hot, etc.

But yeah, her quality of life has still vastly improved.

Her seizures didn't start until she was 15.

She used to like to climb trees with me and her brothers back then.

Last summer when we started realizing how long it had been since her last seizure, and the first thing she wanted to do was climb a tree. 😂

I started letting her ride my minibike around the yard and we ended up getting her one. (I made mine fast, and she's a complete rookie so I wanted her to have a slow one to learn on.)

But she's getting there. Soon I'll be able to make hers fast too, and we can go on long rides on the farm roads.
 
You are a good man for standing by her through all of this. I applaud you for that!
yes, he IS a good man to stand not only by her side, but behind her...


now, if i can only get him to stop posting 2,546,976,999,352,100 funcking pictures of his Rube Goldberg shit, i got him trained right..>!!!!
 
New toy to play with. It's being delivered tomorrow. 42 foot max height.

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Because all the good apples on the apple tree are too high to reach from the ground, even when I stand on the lawnmower seat.
 
With that thing you could put Clark Griswold to shame come Christmas time.
I've got two spruce trees at the end of my driveway that are probably 40 feet tall.

I could light them up for Christmas. 😊


I'll have to do it in the fall & just not plug them in until then so I don't have to freeze my ass off. 🤔
 
I've got two spruce trees at the end of my driveway that are probably 40 feet tall.

I could light them up for Christmas. 😊


I'll have to do it in the fall & just not plug them in until then so I don't have to freeze my ass off. 🤔
My fake Christmas tree has been up and lit inside my house for the past I dunno 4 years.

I burned out the lights that are embedded in it and strung up another set my dad gave me. It's in the corner of the living room, blinking away 24/7/365.
 

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