Duck Pond Redneckery
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Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Was Dunkin a hockey player?
No, so Dunkin does not matter!
Duck
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I'm going to dedicate this fan project to the memory of Rube Goldberg.
actually THAT IS a good idea. i have a table saw and miter saw that can be better served with a set of wheels as well, in my tiny work shop.Expansion joint will never piss me off again.
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Duck
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I put wheels on the router table last night too. It's not very heavy and it's super easy to pick up and carry, however I keep it under a pallet rack shelf and it's kinda hard to slide it under there.
It's 5 inches taller now, which will be great for my back.
Duck
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Dog jail for my shop.
Sarah says he whines a lot & jumps up on the window looking at the pole barn whenever I'm in there. If she lets him outside to pee & make land mines in the yard, he bolts for the shop door.
I tried letting him loose in the shop but he's always getting into stuff, chewing in wood scraps, knocking stuff over & getting in my way.
If I put him in a regular dog cage, he whines because he wants out.
So I figure an 8x4 space would give him room to chase his tail. I left a 5 inch gap at the top so he can stick his head out and get petted.
Floor is bathroom wall stuff that's easy to clean (until you get polyurethane overspray on it
) Ain't decided how I'm going to build the door latch yet.
389 Hood
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I tend to agree with @InTooDeep on this one. Then again, I don't know the dog, it's personality or you and yours. But I do know that, given the time, the dog can learn if taught properly.
The dog I have was brought back to the pound 3 times with the people saying he was too stupid to train, too rambunctious, hated other animals and jumped all over people. The first few days, I thought I would have to take him out in the woods with a magnum. My wife said to give her 90 days and enforce her training by not caving into the dog. The only thing this dog won't learn is getting along with other animals. Other animals are to eat or use as a squeaky toy. He loves people, listens excellently, walks on a leash, rides in my pick up like a cool dog should and he's never been caged since day one.
We had a house party the week before Christmas with about 25-30 people over. All of them knew the dog from the day we got it. They were amazed at his transformation and commented that he was the perfect gentleman, even with all those people.
The dog I have was brought back to the pound 3 times with the people saying he was too stupid to train, too rambunctious, hated other animals and jumped all over people. The first few days, I thought I would have to take him out in the woods with a magnum. My wife said to give her 90 days and enforce her training by not caving into the dog. The only thing this dog won't learn is getting along with other animals. Other animals are to eat or use as a squeaky toy. He loves people, listens excellently, walks on a leash, rides in my pick up like a cool dog should and he's never been caged since day one.
We had a house party the week before Christmas with about 25-30 people over. All of them knew the dog from the day we got it. They were amazed at his transformation and commented that he was the perfect gentleman, even with all those people.
if i put in as much time reloading my ammo, as @Duck spends on his Rube Goldberg shittery, i'd have a cargo ship loaded from bow to stern, from hull to above the captains roost...
with still enough room for my Chef Boy R Dee ravioli stash of, 1.7 trillion cans.......
i hope someday @Duck 's dog rips his balls off runs across the street, and buries @Duck 's balls under the kiddie swings, at the playground.
Duck
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This is a blue heeler.
It's a very energetic, intelligent breed.
He spends most of his time out of the cages, and every minute or two, one of us is yelling "NO" at the dog.
I've taught him to sit, lie down, roll over, "go get the ball" no matter where it's at, he'll go find it, and to drop the ball in a basket. Ii taught him to climb stairs, he taught himself how to climb up a ladder.
It's easy to teach him how to do stuff, but it's very difficult to teach him what NOT to do.
Except he's not biting us as much any more because I electrocuted him a couple of times when he was gnawing on my arm, and once when he was eating Sarah's leg.
That shock collar has 4 different beeps and 4 different strengths of electrocution.
I held it up to my neck and hit the lowest level button. It felt like a needle prick from getting a shot.
But the dog yelps like he's getting his paws sawed off. For about two seconds. Then he chills the fuck out for a while.
I give him warning beeps first, and most of the time he stops whatever evil thing he's doing, because he remembers the shock.
But he still gets into stuff and chews on things he's not supposed to chew on. Problem is, you can't punish a dog for anything unless you catch them in the act. Otherwise they won't know what they're in trouble for.
I just need to watch him and electrocute him every time he gets into something, but he never does anything when I have the remote in my hand.
Jesus god damned christ almighty..
you invent shit, you rube goldberg shit, you annoy us with copious amounts of pics and videos of your shit, and of all the shit you've made, you can't make a god damned remote controller holster or carrier...??
YOU REALLY ARE A..........
Duck
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This is a poorly designed remote.
There needs to be a raised ridge, like an 1/8" tall, surrounding the 4 shock buttons.
Then I can carry it in my posket without accidentally shocking the dog. It would also be good because I wouldn't have to look at the remote. It'd be like braille.
If that thing so much as fall on the floor it could accidentally shock him.
Shock #1 makes him yelp. I can't imagine what shock 4 would do.
either this....
or this...
how about something like this, as a way to surround those buttons..??
389 Hood
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@Duck this is the one we used. We kept it way down to like 15. It was enough to get his attention and he soon caught on that once he got the buzz/vibration, the next step got him a mild zap. Like you, I put it on my arm to see what it would do. Sorry, I'm no tough guy, that damned thing will make you pay attention. Even down low, I didn't like it, so I guess the dog got the message quickly. It took about 2 weeks for him to realize that when he listens, all was good. Get the vibrations and he knew what was next.
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Sheesh, what a link!
@GAnthony your link went to this:
Not sure what you intended there. But the pictures were cool.
Amazon product ASIN B007RBDUTS
Sheesh, what a link!
@GAnthony your link went to this:
Not sure what you intended there. But the pictures were cool.
389 Hood
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