Duck Pond Redneckery


New problem.

Now that she's speaking better and she's regained enough use of her hand to operate her phone, she's calling me every hour or so when I'm not there, complaining about being bored. :biglaugh:

But I just discovered that I can put her on speaker phone and sit here on Facebook and the forum without interrupting the call. 😊
 
New problem.

Now that she's speaking better and she's regained enough use of her hand to operate her phone, she's calling me every hour or so when I'm not there, complaining about being bored. :biglaugh:

But I just discovered that I can put her on speaker phone and sit here on Facebook and the forum without interrupting the call. 😊
Sounds like she's fine. She was literally drugged out of her gourd.
 
Sounds like she's fine. She was literally drugged out of her gourd.
Yeah she's gonna be fine.

The problem is she needs rehab.

Physical, occupational and speech therapy.

There's "acute rehab" which is hospital inpatient, 3 hours a day, short term like 2-3 weeks. That's what she needs.

Riverside in Kankakee won't take her back because her previous discharge was not successful. And that hurts their ratings even though it wasn't their fault she was doped up on clobazam.

So it's either Silver Cross in New Lenox right where I-80 meets I-355, St Joseph in Joliet or the program they have up there at Rush.

Silver Cross is the easiest of the three for me to get to and it's a good program but visitors require a daily covid screening. I don't know if that means an actual rapid test or just a forehead thermometer.

Rush probably has the best because it's Rush. St Joseph I don't know know about.

The last time I was at St Joseph was 20 years ago. I was extremely drunk on Malibu coconut rum and the police rode in the ambulance that took me there because they thought my drunken stupidity was the result of the head injury.

No the head injury was the result of the drunken stupidity 🤣🤣
 
Yeah she's gonna be fine.

The problem is she needs rehab.

Physical, occupational and speech therapy.

There's "acute rehab" which is hospital inpatient, 3 hours a day, short term like 2-3 weeks. That's what she needs.

Riverside in Kankakee won't take her back because her previous discharge was not successful. And that hurts their ratings even though it wasn't their fault she was doped up on clobazam.

So it's either Silver Cross in New Lenox right where I-80 meets I-355, St Joseph in Joliet or the program they have up there at Rush.

Silver Cross is the easiest of the three for me to get to and it's a good program but visitors require a daily covid screening. I don't know if that means an actual rapid test or just a forehead thermometer.

Rush probably has the best because it's Rush. St Joseph I don't know know about.

The last time I was at St Joseph was 20 years ago. I was extremely drunk on Malibu coconut rum and the police rode in the ambulance that took me there because they thought my drunken stupidity was the result of the head injury.

No the head injury was the result of the drunken stupidity 🤣🤣
most likely just a temperature reading, and the stupid questions about out of the country traveling.

just stay away from the coconut rum..

drink vodka instead.
 
most likely just a temperature reading, and the stupid questions about out of the country traveling.

just stay away from the coconut rum..

drink vodka instead.
This is what they gave her for dinner the other night. 😁

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She ate it but she didn't touch the carrots.

My aunt Sandy in Missouri is the only person on the planet who can make cooked carrots that aren't horrible. I think she uses honey and brown sugar though.
 
But they actually call it "Skank"-A-Kee
The US Post Office shorthand is K3.

For ages, it was "KKK" because each of the three syllables starts with K.

People still write "KKK, IL" on envelopes and people from the county still refer to it that way in the local community Facebook groups. Even black people occasionally type it shorthand that way.

And absolutely nobody seems to make the connection, or if they do, nobody cares. Not even the black people.

It was somebody at the post office who got offended by it a few years ago and "officially" changed it to K3.
 
Good song came on the radio in the van.

My phone was on the passenger seat. I looked at it and said "3,...2,..." and before I could say "one" it lit up. Sarah calling me. 🙄


It's like she's got psychic powers now and knows exactly when to call and interrupt the music. 😒



Really nasty accident at the intersection of Pershing and Lasalle, about 100 feet east of the exit ramp from the Damn Ryan Expressway.

One totally crushed car was completely on top of another completely smashed car.

It actually looked like a two machine crushed cars fell off the back of the flatbed that was hauling them to the recycling plant. But there was no truck nearby.

I can't figure out how the hell that even happens. Neither car could have been going all that fast unless they were blowing red lights with the pedal to the floor through like 4 red lights on Pershing.

:dunno:

Maximum fucktardation must have been involved somehow.
 
Good song came on the radio in the van.

My phone was on the passenger seat. I looked at it and said "3,...2,..." and before I could say "one" it lit up. Sarah calling me. 🙄


It's like she's got psychic powers now and knows exactly when to call and interrupt the music. 😒



Really nasty accident at the intersection of Pershing and Lasalle, about 100 feet east of the exit ramp from the Damn Ryan Expressway.

One totally crushed car was completely on top of another completely smashed car.

It actually looked like a two machine crushed cars fell off the back of the flatbed that was hauling them to the recycling plant. But there was no truck nearby.

I can't figure out how the hell that even happens. Neither car could have been going all that fast unless they were blowing red lights with the pedal to the floor through like 4 red lights on Pershing.

:dunno:

Maximum fucktardation must have been involved somehow.
And admit it, you missed that when she was down
 

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