Duck Pond Redneckery

[Electric Chicken]

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They failed kindergarten geometry too. The building named "Triangle" is actually a rectangle.

And geography too. Westgate is north of the complex.





On the way out the door I noticed that hospital security guards are actually armed with what appears to be 357 magnum revolvers.

Did you check to see if the tips are orange?

 

[Duck]

Did you check to see if the tips are orange?

I think something bad would happen if I tried to pull one of them out of the holster.

 

[Duck]

There is…

just no access from that elevator.

what does the directory boards show is on 6th floor.

 

[Electric Chicken]

I think something bad would happen if I tried to pull one of them out of the holster.

Not if the tips are orange.

 

[Duck]

Not if the tips are orange.

All of these guys were like 6 ft 7, 300+ lbs

 

[Electric Chicken]

All of these guys were like 6 ft 7, 300+ lbs

Hey, can't never tried.

 

[BlackBart]

you think that was uncomfortable, wait till you get something like this....

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inserted into yer dick, and i can assure you, it's MORE uncomfortable to HAVE THAT DONE......


don't ask me how i know.

Thanks to bladder cancer my dad knows

 

[GAnthony]

Thanks to bladder cancer my dad knows

oh, that's not why i had to have it done....MORE THAN ONCE......

 

[Duck]

oh, that's not why i had to have it done....MORE THAN ONCE......

Did you bang the wrong lizard?

 

[GAnthony]

Did you bang the wrong lizard?

it was supposed to be a lizard...????

sheep don't count...???

 

[Duck]

it was supposed to be a lizard...????

sheep don't count...???

Sounds like you managed to get an animal virus to infect humans.

That's called "gain of function" research.

You should contact Dr Fauci. He will give you hundreds of millions of tax dollars for it.

 

[GAnthony]

Sounds like you managed to get an animal virus to infect humans.

That's called "gain of function" research.

You should contact Dr Fauci. He will give you hundreds of millions of tax dollars for it.

or a face mask.

 

[Duck]

They still haven't figured out this low blood pressure. On the right it shows the last 5 readings and the time.

 

[GAnthony]

They still haven't figured out this low blood pressure. On the right it shows the last 5 readings and the time.

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my late dad had congestive heart failure. his BP was very low as well. can't say i recall the readings.

i just did a google search on "some" of the reasons for very low BP, and they list 10 possible reasons.

i hope they get to find out what the hell is going on, otherwise maybe a more experienced hospital, with REAL doctors, that know thier shit..?????

 

[Duck]

my late dad had congestive heart failure. his BP was very low as well. can't say i recall the readings.

i just did a google search on "some" of the reasons for very low BP, and they list 10 possible reasons.

i hope they get to find out what the hell is going on, otherwise maybe a more experienced hospital, with REAL doctors, that know thier shit..?????

I will ask about an angiogram next time a doctor is in the room.

They seem to leaning towards her inactive lifestyle preceding the stroke, and that medication error.

They still have to give her that erroneously prescribed medication for two more days, because they have to taper her down. Can't stop it cold turkey. She's on a low dose now.

And that drug has a half-life of 36-42 hours. That doesn't mean that 72-84 hours after the last dose, it'll be gone from her system though.

Each 36-42 hour period cuts the remaining amount in half.

So 100%, 50%, 25%, 12.5%, 6.25%, etc.

But by Saturday the amount of the last, low dose left in her system should be negligible.

 

[Duck]

I've been losing weight lately. I went down two holes in my belt and am out of holes. I keep forgetting to drill another hole in it when I'm at home, so the past few days I've had to use my carabiner to tie two belt loops together on my side or they'll fall down while I'm walking.

 

[Rigjockey]

I've been losing weight lately. I went down two holes in my belt and am out of holes. I keep forgetting to drill another hole in it when I'm at home, so the past few days I've had to use my carabiner to tie two belt loops together on my side or they'll fall down while I'm walking.

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It don't get much more redneck than that right there.

Do you carry a knife? I used the tip of my buck knife to make a new belt hole. I just kind of turned it like a screw driver until there was a hole and then flipped the belt over to do the other side.

 

[mndriver]

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Which facility is this again?

 

[Duck]

Which facility is this again?

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Rush University Medical Center. The building with the 6th floor missing is "the Atrium".

It don't get much more redneck than that right there.

Do you carry a knife? I used the tip of my buck knife to make a new belt hole. I just kind of turned it like a screw driver until there was a hole and then flipped the belt over to do the other side.

Carving a hole in a belt with a buck knife is probably a tad more redneck than using a carabiner to tie two belt loops together.

Not that it matters.. One time I went trucking for a week using a piece of coat hangar wire to connect the belt to the buckle when it broke on me and my schedule was too tight to hunt down a new one.

That's somewhere beyond redneck. That's approaching banjo music territory.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Back at Pumpkin, my trainer ripped his jeans and used zip ties to hold them together.