Duck Pond Redneckery

[CMT]

My parents house had orange shag carpet. Two different shades of orange. It was gross.

Then in like 1994 my sister hooked up with some "rich" boyfriend whose parents had a "normal" house with "normal" carpet and she was too embarrassed to have him over so my parents ripped it up and replaced it with boring gray carpet.

All that for a boyfriend? My dad would say, "tough shit, deal with it" lol

 

[Duck]

All that for a boyfriend? My dad would say, "tough ****, deal with it" lol

He didn't do it because she was embarrassed.... He did it to make her stop WHINING.

 

[Electric Chicken]

He didn't do it because she was embarrassed.... He did it to make her stop WHINING.

Even worse. Reinforcing bad behavior.

 

[ironpony]

Even worse. Reinforcing bad behavior.

You should be so lucky as to trap a female of any species into whining winnying atcha 24/7.

 

[Electric Chicken]

You should be so lucky as to trap a female of any species into whining winnying atcha 24/7.

When they start whining, they get spanked. No matter how old they are.

 

[Rigjockey]

I'm sorry, you were deprived!! Maybe it was just in the town I grew up in not far from here. We had that ****ty green shag carpet before my dad built an addition on our house, neighbors had it too, either on the floors or the walls somewhere in their house. Maybe there was a special on it back then, or some carpet salesman roamed the neighborhood selling it as the next new trend.

Nah, I grew up with weird colored shag carpet at my neighbors of course. There was avocado fridges and stoves. Pink colored bath tubs even.
( I left the u out of color because I am a good person)

 

[dave350]

Y’all had houses? God damn.

 

[Rigjockey]

Y’all had houses? God damn.

Okay, Okay it was an igloo but we called it home.

 

[Ontario Outlaw]

Okay, Okay it was an igloo but we called it home.

Home is where the heart is

 

[Duck]

I bashed my loader's hydraulic pump on the dumpster cuz there ain't no friggin' brakes.

It actually pulled the threads right out of the casting.







Yeah that pathetic joke of a dumpster is the biggest they'd let me load heavy stuff into.

$325

Anyway I cleaned up the threads with a tap and put a new fitting in. Finished scooping up the burn pile ashes.

 

[dave350]

Yeah that pathetic joke of a dumpster is the biggest they'd let me load heavy stuff into.

Is that even a 20 yard dumpster? Doesn’t look like it from the pic. When we demo concrete the biggest we can get is a twenty yard. Thirty yard would be too heavy for the truck.

 

[Duck]

Is that even a 20 yard dumpster? Doesn’t look like it from the pic. When we demo concrete the biggest we can get is a twenty yard. Thirty yard would be too heavy for the truck.

That's a ten yard.

It's full width but in length it's only about as long as a typical 4 door car.

I like the low sides though. Easier to load.

 

[Duck]

 

[ironpony]

Yeah that pathetic joke of a dumpster is the biggest they'd let me load heavy stuff into.

They obviously took your reputation seriously...

 

[Duck]

ATV is about 5 or 6 feet closer to the camera but it's still good for scale. I ain't pulling a tape measure.

Especially since I'm 3 miles away parked in the ditch with the ATV and lawn chairs waiting for it to get dark.

 

[Hammer166]

ATV is about 5 or 6 feet closer to the camera but it's still good for scale. I ain't pulling a tape measure.

Especially since I'm 3 miles away parked in the ditch with the ATV and lawn chairs waiting for it to get dark.

I can tell you don't reddit... it's banana for scale, dammit!

 

[Duck]

Is that even a 20 yard dumpster? Doesn’t look like it from the pic. When we demo concrete the biggest we can get is a twenty yard. Thirty yard would be too heavy for the truck.

Hey so they ever give you crap about it being loaded over the top?

I could hop up there with a rake and level it out. But I don't want to.

 

[dave350]

Hey so they ever give you crap about it being loaded over the top?

I could hop up there with a rake and level it out. But I don't want to.

As long as it’s not excessive the driver usually doesn’t say anything.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Hey so they ever give you crap about it being loaded over the top?

I could hop up there with a rake and level it out. But I don't want to.

Yeah man get in there and take out the concrete.

 

[Duck]

Yeah man get in there and rake out the concrete.

I've already decided that if they don't take it, it's just going to stay right there in the yard until they do. I ain't unloading it and I ain't giving them any more money either.