Duck
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That light bar would never make it under state line bridge.
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InTooDeep
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Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Duck
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In addition to awesome garlic summer sausage, Menard's has polyethylene sheets.
All the "boat people" say I needed "marine grade plywood" and $100 worth of fiberglass resin and a ton of elbow grease and itchy shit sticking to my sweaty skin.
F* all that.
Plastic.
Bam. Done. Going fishing this weekend.
Polyethylene is what they make car gas tanks and kayaks out of.
Immune to ultraviolet. Immune to water and moisture. Immune to chemical spills.
And 3M makes a glue that'll stick to it if I decide to put carpet on it.
All the "boat people" say I needed "marine grade plywood" and $100 worth of fiberglass resin and a ton of elbow grease and itchy shit sticking to my sweaty skin.
F* all that.
Plastic.
Bam. Done. Going fishing this weekend.
Polyethylene is what they make car gas tanks and kayaks out of.
Immune to ultraviolet. Immune to water and moisture. Immune to chemical spills.
And 3M makes a glue that'll stick to it if I decide to put carpet on it.
Electric Chicken
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Shag!
Duck
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Booger Green
CMT
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I don't think there's anyone out there who didn't experience booger green shag carpeting at some point growing up
Electric Chicken
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CMT
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"Experience"?
Yeah, you could spill anything on it or even throw up on it and it always kept that shitty green color... get your mind out of the gutter Mr. Safety..
Duck
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I've actually never seen booger green carpet before. Just cars and appliances.I don't think there's anyone out there who didn't experience booger green shag carpeting at some point growing up
Lots and lots of cars were booger green in the 60's or 70's. What in the hell were they thinking?
But what can possibly be worse than the 70's hippy earth tones but the boring, soulless shades of gray and dark drab colors that today's cars are painted..
CMT
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I've actually never seen booger green carpet before. Just cars and appliances.
Lots and lots of cars were booger green in the 60's or 70's. What in the hell were they thinking?
But what can possibly be worse than the 70's hippy earth tones but the boring, soulless shades of gray and dark drab colors that today's cars are painted..
I'm sorry, you were deprived!! Maybe it was just in the town I grew up in not far from here. We had that shitty green shag carpet before my dad built an addition on our house, neighbors had it too, either on the floors or the walls somewhere in their house. Maybe there was a special on it back then, or some carpet salesman roamed the neighborhood selling it as the next new trend.
CMT
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Yep!! And the high traffic areas of it wore horribly like old civil war bodies were dragged across it or something.. lol
Duck
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My parents house had orange shag carpet. Two different shades of orange. It was gross.I'm sorry, you were deprived!! Maybe it was just in the town I grew up in not far from here. We had that ****ty green shag carpet before my dad built an addition on our house, neighbors had it too, either on the floors or the walls somewhere in their house. Maybe there was a special on it back then, or some carpet salesman roamed the neighborhood selling it as the next new trend.
Then in like 1994 my sister hooked up with some "rich" boyfriend whose parents had a "normal" house with "normal" carpet and she was too embarrassed to have him over so my parents ripped it up and replaced it with boring gray carpet.
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