Duck Pond Redneckery

[Duck]

Goddamn Chinese piece of shit

 

[Duck]

Channel locks and homicidal rage...

 

[Duck]

Campfire peaches.

 

[ironpony]

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...Great Hunter and Survivalist, eh?

 

[GAnthony]

...Great Hunter and Survivalist, eh?

Mc Donalds was down the street.

 

[Rigjockey]

******* Chinese piece of ****

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Those little worthless looking can openers that you find on a swiss army knife actually work pretty good. It take a bit of effort but they work.

 

[Duck]

Campfire chicken and more campfire bacon because... Bacon...

 

[Duck]

Correction... Campfire BBQ chicken.

Already ate the bacon.

 

[Duck]

For dessert... more bacon.



And a couple pieces of Canadian bacon too, in honor of @rigjockey

 

[Rigjockey]

For dessert... more bacon.

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And a couple pieces of Canadian bacon too, in honor of @rigjockey

That's ham! Not Canadian Bacon.

 

[ironpony]

For dessert... more bacon.

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And a couple pieces of Canadian bacon too, in honor of @rigjockey

Well, if you get rid of that useless pink dog food, yer on th' right track.

 

[Rigjockey]

I think @ironpony knows what real Canadian bacon is, being as he has been to the Canada.

 

[GAnthony]

I think @ironpony knows what real Canadian bacon is, being as he has been to the Canada.

i watch many movies made in Canada, does that count as knowing what real canadian bacon is..????

 

[ironpony]

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon!!!

 

[Rigjockey]

i watch many movies made in Canada, does that count as knowing what real canadian bacon is..????

Only if the movie was called Canadian Bacon with John Candy (God rest his soul) Honestly I have never seen the movie myself

 

[GAnthony]

Only if the movie was called Canadian Bacon with John Candy (God rest his soul) Honestly I have never seen the movie myself

i tried more than once, always got distracted

 

[Duck]

That's ham! Not Canadian Bacon.

I think @ironpony knows what real Canadian bacon is, being as he has been to the Canada.

Yeah its thin sliced sandwich ham. Almost as thin as that Carl Buddig crap.

It didn't turn out that good.

But the American bacon was excellent.

 

[Duck]

I just used a single raft to scoot across the lagoon out into where there's a current. There's cleaner water there for washing dishes.

 

[ironpony]

Those little worthless looking can openers that you find on a swiss army knife actually work pretty good. It take a bit of effort but they work.

Go to the Army Surplus store, and get a P38 - goes through cans like a hot knife through butter.

 

[Rigjockey]

Go to the Army Surplus store, and get a P38 - goes through cans like a hot knife through butter.

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I will try to remember that.
I need myself a P38!?
Ah, your electric Walmart can opener broke?
Yes, sir!