Duck Pond Redneckery

[Keendriver]

That's it?!!
Buncha bottles and some ice??!!!

Where's the solar powered generating station....to power the shop?
Where's the outboard mounted chainsaw...to clear the land fer camping upon?
Where's the extra capacity by welding (on the plastic no less) channel iron to it?
Where's the 36 highway/24 city?

 

[ironpony]

Its getting boring in @Duckland this summer...



Try a weed clearing burn on a windy day. That oughtta git things hoppin'!

 

[Duck]

Try a weed clearing burn on a windy day. That oughtta git things hoppin'!

Neighbors already did that, last summer.

 

[Rigjockey]

Just in case anyone was wondering, lying awake at night wondering how many bottles of water my cooler holds, it's 64.

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And with 44 lbs of ice on top there's room for some more crap.

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I'm gonna have to use my other coolers for the other case, and the food.

Nobody was wondering that!
How many beers does it hold?

 

[GAnthony]

Nobody was wondering that!
How many beers does it hold?

he got drunk drinking each one as he placed it into the cooler, so he can't recall, you rummy..

 

[Duck]

Nobody was wondering that!
How many beers does it hold?

I would assume 64 bottles or 128 cans if they're the same diameter. I dunno, waters are a tad skinnier than cans. But you can double stack cans.

Right now there are 96 bottles of water in the cooler but 32 are just piled loosely on top of the ice.

I can lift it about 6 inches...

If it was double stacked with beer, plus ice, it would be so heavy you can't move it.

Two guys would probably break the handles off, and trying to roll it around on a dolly would probably crack the bottom of the cooler.

I'm gonna have to take a lot of that water out before the raft trip. And drain the melt water and replace the ice. Right now I'm just encoldifying them. We'll be using two coolers because I plan on pigging out.

 

[Duck]

Simple redneckery:

Former TIG welding rod container,.. now it's a cover to protect everything in the truck from the bow saw.

 

[Duck]

This:



is 4 pieces. Three should be kept clean. So they need a container... so I decided to use the box it came in.

But it ain't gonna last long so I rednecked it up with duct tape, scraps of J channel, screws and fender washers. And made a little latch to hold it shut.

And the piece on the lid doubles as a handle.

 

[Duck]

Well I'll probably be without a data signal for 8 days.

This is how hillbillies go camping.



That ladder cleared the bridge by about a foot.

 

[Duck]

 

[Duck]

I watched Deliverance the other night...

 

[Rigjockey]

I watched Deliverance the other night...

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9mm? Now you are comfortable using metric? LOL

 

[ironpony]

Where's the tipi??

 

[Duck]

So far,.. Rain. Lots of rain. Not heavy, just WON'T FUCKING STOP SO I CAN MAKE COFFEE.

9mm? Now you are comfortable using metric? LOL

No, I'm not, which is why I brought a 45.

 

[Duck]

It actually turned out OK.

 

[GAnthony]

It actually turned out OK.
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my late dad used to say, "the old style coffee percolators were the BEST for making coffee".....i can't find any at least, not at any wally-world..where did you get yours, and do you remember the cost..???

thanks in advance.

 

[Keendriver]

No, I'm not, which is why I brought a 45.

Hell, I'm surprised he recognized the fact that it was a gun......

 

[Duck]

my late dad used to say, "the old style coffee percolators were the BEST for making coffee".....i can't find any at least, not at any wally-world..where did you get yours, and do you remember the cost..???

thanks in advance.

Walmart had a percolator for $12 but it was a piece of shit so I went over to Dick's sporting goods and paid twice that but this one is better.

Eggs and sausage for breakfast. Eggs first now sausage patties

Shoulda brought two skillets..

Pix won't upload now. Data service here is too slow and I don't have an app that resizes them first.

 

[ironpony]

Hell, I'm surprised he recognized the fact that it was a gun......

Yeah, but can he recognize the bidness end 2 outta 3 tries???

 

[Keendriver]

I must say, the S.S. Redneck seems to be serving you well.


Good job on the .45.......they did Ned wrong in that flick.
WRONG!