Duck Pond Redneckery
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Duck
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The wrong direction?Oh for the love of God. you got me migrating the wrong direction. Next thing I will be picking cotton in Georgia
Did you sign up to become one of Santa's elves?
Too late. They got together with Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompas and formed a labor union.
They're all being replaced by Chinese peasants until the robots are ready.
Keendriver
Hates all of you
I say, I say....that cotton ain't gonna pick itself!Get some migrant workers to pick the berries and clear the overgrowth. They don't cost much.
Man, that's borderline.......
Relax, it's parody poking fun of that attitude.
ironpony
Professional Pot-Stirrer
Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas... not so much Georgia. See ya got options!Oh for the love of God. you got me migrating the wrong direction. Next thing I will be picking cotton in Georgia
Tazz
Infidel
In Illinois everything the slightest bit fun is either illegal or heavily regulated.
I don't ride this thing on pavement except when I have to, like to cut across 3 parking lots to get to the gas station from the gravel trail beside the railroad tracks.
My current location is classified.
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That's just itchweed, not real weed. Classification unneeded.
SW Oklahoma and Texas around Lubbock, too.Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas... not so much Georgia. See ya got options!
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas... not so much Georgia. See ya got options!
Oh FFS. I will be picking Nachos out of the nacho fields in Mexico the way yous people are routing me
Duck
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This is blocking the only ATV trail around here.
I got tired of getting stabbed in the face by little twigs with thorns on them trying to get to the bigger stuff to cut it with the pruners and work my way towards the trunk.
So I just started swinging my chain saw around like a machete at full throttle and it actually worked well.
Sarah was sitting on the 4 wheeler asking stupid questions and pointing out every single butterfly. She said "you're gonna cut your leg off with that thing".
Nag, nag, nag....
"Is that a spider on your shoulder?"
I got tired of getting stabbed in the face by little twigs with thorns on them trying to get to the bigger stuff to cut it with the pruners and work my way towards the trunk.
So I just started swinging my chain saw around like a machete at full throttle and it actually worked well.
Sarah was sitting on the 4 wheeler asking stupid questions and pointing out every single butterfly. She said "you're gonna cut your leg off with that thing".
Nag, nag, nag....
"Is that a spider on your shoulder?"
your drunk again aint you
Duck
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Broke my Family Dollar General Tree pruners. I guess they weren't designed for cutting 2" hardwood limbs. 
Looking for my gooder pruners, I heard baby birds chirping in the milkhouse.
Took me forever to find them.
They're inside the wall.
Props to the mama bird for finding a totally kick-ass nest. Totally safe from cats, hawks, etc.
I don't know how to get them outta there.
Shop vac?
Looking for my gooder pruners, I heard baby birds chirping in the milkhouse.
Took me forever to find them.
They're inside the wall.
Props to the mama bird for finding a totally kick-ass nest. Totally safe from cats, hawks, etc.
I don't know how to get them outta there.
Shop vac?
Duck
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Yeah I figger after they fly away I'll use the shop vac to clean out the nesting material then seal off that opening somehow.
that's the strangest looking plane i have seen
(((ME)))
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That odd.....
I got those kind of dogs too they just wonder in here on my place like they own the joint around here.
Go visit @Injun . The blackberries out there are grow everywhere and as big as your thumb.
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