Duck Pond Redneckery

[Duck]

actually, i meant to say put some dielectric grease on the new coil.....

given the location to the weather, and future servicing.



and yes, a stun gun would be nice, on cow-tipping weekends....

Been thinking about using an Allen screw. A steel one they had a Ace Hardware, with dielectric grease but it might damage the tip of the spring.

I do have drill bits that small for a little hole for the center but I'd have to wrap it up in tape to make it thick enough to chuck up in the drill press. I've done it before but it's been years.

 

[GAnthony]

Been thinking about using an Allen screw. A steel one they had a Ace Hardware, with dielectric grease but it might damage the tip of the spring.

you should be able to either Dremel or grind down that tip on the bench grinder, although, i'd prefer the Dremel, once the screw is in place. dielectric grease or anti-seize, or even white grease on the threads...

in all my years of repairing, i never ran into any such problems inside of a distributor, but then too, all cars had distributors out of harm's way, unlike that tractor, with up in front, exposed to the elements. too bad, the farm store or wherever you get those parts from, does not have some sort of leather or vinyl cover for the distributor

something like this...(this is for a nissan)

NISSAN 2.4 Ka24de DISTRIBUTOR CAP RUBBER COVER 1989-1995 Hardbody PICKUP 240SX | eBay

they were a pain in the ass taking them off, putting back on, and i hated them..but in YOUR case, they'd be like gold...

 

[mndriver]

waiting for @ducks video

 

[Duck]

waiting for @ducks video

WTF were those last two implements? There was something that looked like a circular saw? The last one looked like a leaf blower.

 

[mndriver]

Stump grinder and parking lot blower

 

[Duck]

Stump grinder..

I should've known that.

.. and parking lot blower

There's gotta be better uses for such a thing.

I bet you could spray a mist of hot water into it in the winter to make snow.

On a cold day when there is no other snow on the ground. Just cover your lawn with it and call up CNN and say this miniature snow storm is new evidence of "climate change".

 

[Hammer166]

waiting for @ducks video

From this:

To this:

 

[Duck]

I wonder if Charlie Brown ever nailed Lucy when they got older.

@dchawk81, got any theories on this?

 

[Hammer166]

I wonder if Charlie Brown ever nailed Lucy when they got older.

@dchawk81, got any theories on this?

You're asking hawk that?

Wouldn't his experience be more of this variety?

 

[Tazz]

You're asking hawk that?

Wouldn't his experience be more of this variety?

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You do know neither of them is old enough to know what that scene is right?

 

[Hammer166]

You do know neither of them is old enough to know what that scene is right?

I thought about that after I posted it.

And couldn't exactly post a clip of it. Lol

 

[Blood]

Reminds me of an old joke...

A young pastor was asked by the ladies group of another church to speak about sexual relationships at a conference but he was embarrassed to tell his wife so he told her the conference was a seminar about sailing.

A couple of weeks later one of the ladies from the conference ran into the pastors wife and raved about what a splendid talk he gave and what great insights he passed along.

The pastor's wife said she found that quite remarkable because...
he's only done it twice...
the first time he fell off and the second time he threw up!

 

[GAnthony]

waiting for @ducks video

now the clod hopper will have pumpkins growing all over the fields....

 

[Duck]

You do know neither of them is old enough to know what that scene is right?

I'd look it up but I forgot how to use the Dewey decimal system to find microfilm.

 

[ironpony]

Been thinking about using an Allen screw. A steel one they had a Ace Hardware, with dielectric grease but it might damage the tip of the spring.

I do have drill bits that small for a little hole for the center but I'd have to wrap it up in tape to make it thick enough to chuck up in the drill press. I've done it before but it's been years.

That looks like it would be a small enough hole that you might want to get a pin vise, and do it by hand.

 

[Hammer166]

I'd look it up but I forgot how to use the Dewey decimal system to find microfilm.

Let me help you: Just google Fast Times Phoebe Cates bikini. NSFW

The pic I posted will make sense after that search.

 

[Duck]

Let me help you: Just google Fast Times Phoebe Cates bikini. NSFW

The pic I posted will make sense after that search.

Damn commie-ass Sean Penn is in that movie. Therefore it's blacklisted from my TV.

The only good Sean Penn movie is Dead Man Walking. And only the end of it.

 

[Tazz]

Damn commie-ass Sean Penn is in that movie. Therefore it's blacklisted from my TV.

The only good Sean Penn movie is Dead Man Walking. And only the end of it.

Ah what you got against the dope head? Hell that was pre-Madonna

 

[Duck]

Ah what you got against the dope head? Hell that was pre-Madonna

He's a commie.

 

[Tazz]

He's a commie.

Well he is not in that scene. But hey if not seeing Phoebe Cates helps you take money from Penn's pocket feel free.