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Duck Pond Redneckery
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Duck
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Hospital west entrance:
"Are you experiencing any of these symptoms today?" pointing to a list of covid symptoms on the wall.
"yeah but I'm hung over cuz I stayed up drinkin' til 3 in the morning & then I got up at 7"
"Sorry but we can't let you in if you have any other of these symptoms"
Then they had a security guard shadow me all the way to the van.
So I left. Drove around the block. Parked in the east lot, went in through those doors.
"Sir are you experiencing any of these symptoms today?"
"Nope".
"Are you experiencing any of these symptoms today?" pointing to a list of covid symptoms on the wall.
"yeah but I'm hung over cuz I stayed up drinkin' til 3 in the morning & then I got up at 7"
"Sorry but we can't let you in if you have any other of these symptoms"
Then they had a security guard shadow me all the way to the van.
So I left. Drove around the block. Parked in the east lot, went in through those doors.
"Sir are you experiencing any of these symptoms today?"
"Nope".
Electric Chicken
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Like a medical card.Hospital west entrance:
"Are you experiencing any of these symptoms today?" pointing to a list of covid symptoms on the wall.
"yeah but I'm hung over cuz I stayed up drinkin' til 3 in the morning & then I got up at 7"
"Sorry but we can't let you in if you have any other of these symptoms"
Then they had a security guard shadow me all the way to the van.
So I left. Drove around the block. Parked in the east lot, went in through those doors.
"Sir are you experiencing any of these symptoms today?"
"Nope".
"Have you ever...."
"No never."
Hillbilly Canuck
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Just this aspiring Fred Sanford wannabe1600 E Washington St
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If you check the street view in this location in a few days you might see me on the motorcycle flipping off the Google spy camera.
Duck
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Good. These ones suck.
They used to be good when I had two trees because the bees fly back & forth vomiting pollen or something and some sciencey stuff happens and the apples were better. But a tornado knocked one of them down a few years ago.
I'm surprised this one gets apples at all.
well, it'll be years before the new trees produce apples.
most likely, you'll either be in a nursing home, gumming your applesauce, or living in a condo in Clearwater, FL. gumming orange juice.
389 Hood
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Hurricane Wilma took out my very mature Ruby Red grapefruit tree. It produced the sweetest fruit. Now for 16 years I've had to drink the boiled pasteurized crap off of the store shelf. The local fruit stands want $1 a piece for the fruit and it takes 20 pieces to get a gallon of juice.
My new tree is 4 years old now and this year it has 36 pieces on it ripening. It's growing to be a strong tree.
I also have pineapples, watermelon, cantaloupes, and honeydew melons growing in the back yard. They all take some work, but the results are worth it in the end. Those Miracle-Gro blue crystals produce some very healthy plants.
My new tree is 4 years old now and this year it has 36 pieces on it ripening. It's growing to be a strong tree.
I also have pineapples, watermelon, cantaloupes, and honeydew melons growing in the back yard. They all take some work, but the results are worth it in the end. Those Miracle-Gro blue crystals produce some very healthy plants.
i hear that Miracle Grow, also is the best substitute for Viagra...
after all, Miracle Grow....is BLUE......
don''t ask me how i know.
389 Hood
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Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
That is pretty awesome man!
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
When I was a kid my parents took me to Florida and they were selling these tiny lemon trees...in a restaurant.
Dad let's get one of these lemon trees..it would be so cool..lemons.
Son we live in Canada, #1 they would be dead by winter.
#2 this "tree" is not going to make it to next week even here in Florida.
#3. You can't bring it through customs, they will take it and burn it.
We settled on buying this game that was a triangle with pegs it was a puzzle.
This game, my friends were as fascinated by it as I was.
Dad let's get one of these lemon trees..it would be so cool..lemons.
Son we live in Canada, #1 they would be dead by winter.
#2 this "tree" is not going to make it to next week even here in Florida.
#3. You can't bring it through customs, they will take it and burn it.
We settled on buying this game that was a triangle with pegs it was a puzzle.
This game, my friends were as fascinated by it as I was.
poor man's Super Mario.
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
You should repost that pic of you as a mechanic that looks like Mario.
Duck
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Sarah walked 840 feet with the walker yesterday.
Today she did 1,758 feet.
Math based on the physical therapist telling me the length of the hallway is 230 ft and I counted the ceiling tiles from her room to the south end. And the number of times we reached each end of the hallway. And I'm just guessing 15 feet from the bed to the hallway, 15 ft back.
One third of a mile.
Awesome view from the window at the north end.
Today she did 1,758 feet.
Math based on the physical therapist telling me the length of the hallway is 230 ft and I counted the ceiling tiles from her room to the south end. And the number of times we reached each end of the hallway. And I'm just guessing 15 feet from the bed to the hallway, 15 ft back.
One third of a mile.
Awesome view from the window at the north end.
mndriver
curmudgeon extraordinare
Duck
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Earlier today, at the grocery store this old guy fell in the produce section and we helped him up. Me and some woman who works there. Then he fell again. He shakes like he's got Parkinsons.
We put him on one of the store's electric scooters and another customer walked with him to get his groceries while I checked out and put mine in the van, grabbed a mask and went back in.
His legs gave out twice more while we were walking him from the door to his fancy electric scooter outside.
So we escorted him to his house a mile away and helped him into his house. I put his groceries in the fridge while Mustang guy woke up the guy's wife so we could tell her what's going on and have her figure out if he's skipped any of his meds.
Then I fed his morbidly obese pit bull and we left.
Mustang guy never ended up getting any of his own groceries. He had to go pick up his kids from school.
We put him on one of the store's electric scooters and another customer walked with him to get his groceries while I checked out and put mine in the van, grabbed a mask and went back in.
His legs gave out twice more while we were walking him from the door to his fancy electric scooter outside.
So we escorted him to his house a mile away and helped him into his house. I put his groceries in the fridge while Mustang guy woke up the guy's wife so we could tell her what's going on and have her figure out if he's skipped any of his meds.
Then I fed his morbidly obese pit bull and we left.
Mustang guy never ended up getting any of his own groceries. He had to go pick up his kids from school.
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