JEHJR
Member
Well I just got my first medical card in 40 years. I have to say this whole thing S_ _ks. I worked in construction then landed a job on a fire department. So now that I am retired and between careers this notice comes in the mail that says if I don't get a medical card they will convert my CDL into an operators license.
So this notice comes 30 days before my birthday. Happy birthday from your government!
So I have my annual physical at 8:00 I walk next door to the other office in the same medical park to see a nurse for my DOT physical. I tell the nurse I just had a physical 15 minutes ago. No problem you should pass, she says.
Eye test, 25 something. I said my glasses are $600 and my sight is corrected 20/20. Just had my yearly 3 weeks ago. NOPE, you can only read line 9. Perfect!
Balance test, bend over touch your toes, bull sht, bull sht.
Take off your shirt, breath in and out until you feel light headed, just great.
Blood pressure, seems very high. No sht, just had one physical by a doctor. Had an eye exam, by a doctor. Had hearing test, by a doctor. I have a urologist because I had my prostate removed 17 months ago because of cancer. But this nurse is making me jump hurtles because she can.
Then just to show who's the boss, she says drop your pants and underwear. I tell her I just did this for my Dr. Oh come on it won't take long! "I know how big it is, I know it won't take long!"
$400 for a physical with my doctor then 15 minutes later another $80 for a nurse to do the same test. How fn stupid is that? Needless to say I was so cranked my wife called my doctor and he put me on medication! Just FN perfect.
I love our government.
So this notice comes 30 days before my birthday. Happy birthday from your government!
So I have my annual physical at 8:00 I walk next door to the other office in the same medical park to see a nurse for my DOT physical. I tell the nurse I just had a physical 15 minutes ago. No problem you should pass, she says.
Eye test, 25 something. I said my glasses are $600 and my sight is corrected 20/20. Just had my yearly 3 weeks ago. NOPE, you can only read line 9. Perfect!
Balance test, bend over touch your toes, bull sht, bull sht.
Take off your shirt, breath in and out until you feel light headed, just great.
Blood pressure, seems very high. No sht, just had one physical by a doctor. Had an eye exam, by a doctor. Had hearing test, by a doctor. I have a urologist because I had my prostate removed 17 months ago because of cancer. But this nurse is making me jump hurtles because she can.
Then just to show who's the boss, she says drop your pants and underwear. I tell her I just did this for my Dr. Oh come on it won't take long! "I know how big it is, I know it won't take long!"
$400 for a physical with my doctor then 15 minutes later another $80 for a nurse to do the same test. How fn stupid is that? Needless to say I was so cranked my wife called my doctor and he put me on medication! Just FN perfect.
I love our government.