Things ain't right here at the trailer park lately


Ok before the usual wisecrackers (@SkateBoard & @Blood) show up, I should clarify something about this "eating out of the pot" thing...

THIS:
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is the type of "pot" I was talking about.

o_O


Not really. What I enjoy is the convenience of cooking something quick so I'm not hungry any more.
My mind was in the kitchen not the bath room. Most all of mine is iron cook ware it is tough and can get along with me. I have been known to scrub the finish right off some things. Now mind you I do not mean to come off as a hard nose or a bad zss but I can get pretty involved and go over board and take that stupid dive once in a while but I am learning to correct that type of behavior in the cooking department. So you do the quick fix to cure the hunger.
I been trying to teach myself how to make quick snacks too for sometime now. There was a period of time in my life that I ate on the fly skipped meals, drank cold coffee and fell in bed like a dead zombie that was when I was working.
Heck sometime three pay days would roll in before I got around to checking the account. The last job I had I worked five years without a day off. Then one day I just hung up my running boots and lucky me had the good sense to walk away in good health. This is why I ask do you enjoy your meals especially with the type of work you do. You got to make those runs to make the money.
 
Well, Im back at the trailer for vacation. Had these plans to go do things but for the last couple weeks just been sitting in front of the tv eating and drinking beer and peeking out the window at all the weirdos here at trailer estates. I just dont feel like driving any distance to go do anything. The heat dont help either. I guess ive put on 5 lbs and I ain't skinny to begin with.
 
Well, Im back at the trailer for vacation. Had these plans to go do things but for the last couple weeks just been sitting in front of the tv eating and drinking beer and peeking out the window at all the weirdos here at trailer estates. I just dont feel like driving any distance to go do anything. The heat dont help either. I guess ive put on 5 lbs and I ain't skinny to begin with.

I can use that extra five pounds if you care to donate them to me...I fallin a bit short in that department lately.
Followed road construction and moved about every three to six months depending on the jobs. Lived in those days in a eight wide trailerhouse...those were the days of my young and dump as a rock..Any way from experience I know all about those weirdo in trailer parks...I managed to meet a few with my travels and even had a few goofy landlords too.
 
Well, Im back at the trailer for vacation. Had these plans to go do things but for the last couple weeks just been sitting in front of the tv eating and drinking beer and peeking out the window at all the weirdos here at trailer estates. I just dont feel like driving any distance to go do anything. The heat dont help either. I guess ive put on 5 lbs and I ain't skinny to begin with.
That doesn't sound all that bad for a vacation.Too hot to do anything else.I use to live in a trailer court and this place was dives of all dives and gotten much worse.But I didn't mind it because the trailer we had was nice.I enjoyed looking at the weirdoes,it killed the boredom.
 
Maybe its wrong, but I feel Im better then the rest in the trailer park cause we got a double wide. There is one dude in here with a triple wide who really thinks his $hit don't stink. Son of a bitch thinks he's on top of the food chain here. I used to bob tail in here and thought I was cool before the manager put a stop to it. I guess people didn't like getting woke up at 4am when I started the truck. Guess I'll have another brewski and bologna sandwich. I just sit here in my easy chair and ask my wife to get it for me.
 
Maybe its wrong, but I feel Im better then the rest in the trailer park cause we got a double wide. There is one dude in here with a triple wide who really thinks his $hit don't stink. Son of a ***** thinks he's on top of the food chain here. I used to bob tail in here and thought I was cool before the manager put a stop to it. I guess people didn't like getting woke up at 4am when I started the truck. Guess I'll have another brewski and bologna sandwich. I just sit here in my easy chair and ask my wife to get it for me.
Are your legs broken?Get up and make your own dam sandwich is what your wife should be telling you.
 
Ain't I worth it? I buy her things to make her happy so that I can sit in my chair and request Items from the fridge. I bought her a new vaccum cleaner, and I give her good lovin once a week.
You bought her a vaccum wow im totally impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Just something else to assist in the housework.Ever hear of flowers,candy,perfume or even something as simple as a card.
 
You bought her a vaccum wow im totally impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Just something else to assist in the housework.Ever hear of flowers,candy,perfume or even something as simple as a card.
I was just kidding about the vaccum cleaner. But I did buy her a new exercise bike, a pair of capris (pants), and she didn't want to cook last nite so I ordered a pizza. ( and I might add that she is a stay at home wife with no kids to take care of ) So does this give me the right to sit in my Lay-z- boy and request items from the fridge?
 
I was just kidding about the vaccum cleaner. But I did buy her a new exercise bike, a pair of capris (pants), and she didn't want to cook last nite so I ordered a pizza. ( and I might add that she is a stay at home wife with no kids to take care of ) So does this give me the right to sit in my Lay-z- boy and request items from the fridge?
Just because she's a stay at home wife doesn't mean she sits around all day eating bonbons and watching tv.Far as the exercise bike goes,thats the same as telling her she needs to shed a few pounds.Man you have a lot to learn about women,lol.
 
I was just kidding about the vaccum cleaner. But I did buy her a new exercise bike, a pair of capris (pants), and she didn't want to cook last nite so I ordered a pizza. ( and I might add that she is a stay at home wife with no kids to take care of ) So does this give me the right to sit in my Lay-z- boy and request items from the fridge?

Yea right new exercise bike, pair of pants, Pizza, to boot a ONCE A WEEKER! STAY AT HOME WIFE....HOW COME YOU DO NOT TAKE HER WITH YOU....
 

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