Things ain't right here at the trailer park lately

[ready to roll]

Yeah, we live in a 1984 double wide. I kinda hold my head up higher then the rest in here cause most of em' live in a single wide or a travel trailer. But the neighborhood is going down hill. Some long haired dude just parked his 70 ish motor home right next to me and the thing is butt ugly. And like most people in the trailer park he went out and got a dog which is now s###ing in my yard. now im picking up the poop with a shovel and throwing it on his roof. He is a skinny dude so I don't think he can kick my a$$.

The filipina lady behind me has bi polar and can be a pain in the butt. She is always cutting through my tiny yard, and now she threatened to kill this 60 year old ex biker chick who lives a few trailers down. This black dude lives across from me and he is another strange character. Me and Dave the mechanic are about the only ones who hold down a job. Most of the rest are on disability or welfare. There's more, but Im getting tired of typing. Yes, this is all true. You can't make this stuff up. We would move but its a pain to relocate a double wide. And not only that, it took us a long time to save up for our "dream trailer." I guess i'll pop the top on another brewskee and maybe the day will look a little brighter while im on home time. I noticed some guy is flying the rebel flag outside his motorhome. It wasn't there last week.

 

[Duck]

The filipina lady behind me has bi polar and can be a pain in the butt.

Reminds me of the asian-american chick in that liberty mutual insurance commercial.



This chick is cute but scary. Her rapidly changing expressions make me think she's about to whip out an axe & chop up the camera man for crashing "Brad".

 

[ready to roll]

Reminds me of the asian-american chick in that liberty mutual insurance commercial.



This chick is cute but scary. Her rapidly changing expressions make me think she's about to whip out an axe & chop up the camera man for crashing "Brad".

Wow, looks just like the lady I was talking about.

 

[ready to roll]

What year is Injuns trailer?

 

[Injun]

What year is Injuns trailer?

1963. I'm high-class..

 

[Giggles]

Reminds me of the asian-american chick in that liberty mutual insurance commercial.



This chick is cute but scary. Her rapidly changing expressions make me think she's about to whip out an axe & chop up the camera man for crashing "Brad".

reminds me of that wrestler named Bolieve (Bo Dallas)

 

[Pops65]

Hang in there troops. Every time I get down I always see somebody worse off and they're still pluging along so if they can I can. My wife and I lived in a single wide then a double wide for 30 years before we bought a house. Its not big and we had to gut most of it (2 bedroom) but with the help of our boys we redid it ourselves. Got a place to park the truck and camper, and we bought a vette to travel in when I retire.

 

[Pops65]

 

[Pops65]

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Some of my money from the oil fields sitting there.

 

[Giggles]

beautiful car

 

[Pops65]

Yeah, we live in a 1984 double wide. I kinda hold my head up higher then the rest in here cause most of em' live in a single wide or a travel trailer. But the neighborhood is going down hill. Some long haired dude just parked his 70 ish motor home right next to me and the thing is butt ugly. And like most people in the trailer park he went out and got a dog which is now s###ing in my yard. now im picking up the poop with a shovel and throwing it on his roof. He is a skinny dude so I don't think he can kick my a$$.

The filipina lady behind me has bi polar and can be a pain in the butt. She is always cutting through my tiny yard, and now she threatened to kill this 60 year old ex biker chick who lives a few trailers down. This black dude lives across from me and he is another strange character. Me and Dave the mechanic are about the only ones who hold down a job. Most of the rest are on disability or welfare. There's more, but Im getting tired of typing. Yes, this is all true. You can't make this stuff up. We would move but its a pain to relocate a double wide. And not only that, it took us a long time to save up for our "dream trailer." I guess i'll pop the top on another brewskee and maybe the day will look a little brighter while im on home time. I noticed some guy is flying the rebel flag outside his motorhome. I'm ok with that.

When wife and I bought our double wide we got a little piece of land out of town so we could get away from that kinda c$$p. know how ya feel. And understand about moving a double wide, but the way your park is heading maybe you should think harder about moving it. Just Saying

 

[Pops65]

beautiful car

Ya we love it. its a 2007 found it used last year in Spokane, Wash.

 

[patriciajnsn]

ready to roll has some real winners in his trailer park.Been there myself.I lived in a trailer court for over a yr.Then Ray before he moved in here had a trailer only that park wasn't bad far as the neighbors are concerned because management was real strict,maybe too strict.Only allowed 1 dog and the owner must be outside and stay with the dog when you tie him up.Dog cannot bark.Owner must keep yard clean otherwise management will hire somebody to clean it and charge it to the owner.No awnings put up.Thats just a few on the many rules they had.

 

[ready to roll]

When we moved into this trailer park a few years ago they didn't let all these welfare types in and there wasn't anybody on both sides of me. But you know, the more beer I drink the better the place seems to be. My wife has a rebel flag folded up in the closet ( she's from Tennessee ) and I might get it out today and fly it from my trailer just like the other dude in here.

 

[patriciajnsn]

When we moved into this trailer park a few years ago they didn't let all these welfare types in and there wasn't anybody on both sides of me. But you know, the more beer I drink the better the place seems to be. My wife has a rebel flag folded up in the closet ( she's from Tennessee ) and I might get it out today and fly it from my trailer just like the other dude in here.

I got a laugh when u said you throw your neighbors'dog crap on his roof,lol

 

[ready to roll]

I got a laugh when u said you throw your neighbors'dog crap on his roof,lol

Yeah, my step dad taught me that back when I was a kid and we were living in a single wide trailer in San Diego. The neihbors dog was doing his business on our lawn and he made me throw it on there roof.

 

[patriciajnsn]

Yeah, my step dad taught me that back when I was a kid and we were living in a single wide trailer in San Diego. The neihbors dog was doing his business on our lawn and he made me throw it on there roof.

After awhile that would get old cleaning up his dogs messes.What I would do is put the turds in a box gift wrap it all nice and pretty get a welcome card and put it on his door step,maybe he would get the message,lol.

 

[Hammer166]

After awhile that would get old cleaning up his dogs messes.What I would do is put the turds in a box gift wrap it all nice and pretty get a welcome card and put it on his door step,maybe he would get the message,lol.

People like that are so clueless they don't get the message if it's not spelled out and explained down the smallest detail. And then you're an asshole for having a problem with it, anyway.

 

[patriciajnsn]

People like that are so clueless they don't get the message if it's not spelled out and explained down the smallest detail. And then you're an asshole for having a problem with it, anyway.

I hear that.I would directly talk to the neighbor first and if he doesn't do anything about it I would probably do what I mentioned in a previous post if still no results he would be getting surprises on or in his car.I have 3 dogs every once in a while one gets loose and does his job on the neighbors lawn,I clean it up.

 

[(((ME)))]

First I do not know about California laws, or the people never been to that state. But...Here is what I would do given that type of situation. Take a picture of the dog...taking the dump in your yard....Call a officer to your place and when said officer show up show him/her the picture...And request of the officer...To make contact with the owner of this dog and also request owner come and remove from your property the pile of dung...Since it belongs to the dog and said dog belongs to him then said dung is also his. Some times you just got to get tough and rub the nose into it before the neighbor message hits the light bulb upstairs in the brain area.

Now about trailer house living....I lived in them myself...And I been inside of a few of those trailer houses that really sharp looking and classy too. Know all about trailer parks too...Either too many rules or not enough.
With the rest of what occurs where you are living sure sounds like you got the makings of possible a good movie.