It's certainly more appetizing than horse meat.Want roast duck fer dinner? Mmmmm!

It's certainly more appetizing than horse meat.![]()


My neighbors (moved in a coupla years ago) have an old hound named Rocky.
Right after they moved in they would follow Rocky around and scold him for crossing the property line. I understand that they were trying to teach him the new boundaries but the first coupla times he wandered over without being noticed they'd act like it was a big deal.
I just told them not to worry about it.
It's just a dog turd...
BFD!!
I ain't afraid of dog turds.
Rocky is laid back.
If he were a threat to my grandkids it'd be a different story.


Wait, what?
You....you...TALKED ...to.. Your neighbor???
You TERRORIST!!!![]()

Then you'd be well advised to remove the convenient roll of TP!Yeah...
but if the neighbors start crapping in my yard I'm calling the cops.
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Yeah...
but if the neighbors start crapping in my yard I'm calling the cops.
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NO NO NO...You doing that all wrong ya know....Injun the CHIEF around here says she take care of all of that...While the man is watering your flowers she have a friendly talk with him and make friends throw a cook out too. Now you just listen closely LMASYeah...
but if the neighbors start crapping in my yard I'm calling the cops.
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Watch out I just found out he cooks out a box too..The helper thingy jig...lolDuck sure does have some good ideas.
Less time in the kitchen = more time available for building a dog poop catapult.Watch out I just found out he cooks out a box too..The helper thingy jig...lol
lol Do you plan on patent this dog poop catapult?Less time in the kitchen = more time available for building a dog poop catapult.
How can you patent something that's existed since medieval times?lol Do you plan on patent this dog poop catapult?
How can you patent something that's existed since medieval times?