Things ain't right here at the trailer park lately
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(((ME)))
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I knew it.....Boy did I know it... You would be in trouble with this..... The minute you said you cooked helpers out a box. Someone out there Please Box Helper Mr. Duck ASAP!!!!
Duck
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What's wrong with cooking out of a box?
Is every single meal supposed to be like Thanksgiving dinner?
(((ME)))
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Now I have no clue how thanksgiving dinner got introduced to box dinners.
You are box cook and I am a scrap cook that is the difference.
Like this you like store bought eggs and I happen to like fresh home grown eggs.
It is all a matter of preference and that is what makes us all individuals.
Kiwi303
Not a fruit
I like fresh home laid eggs.
I'm not so keen on my uncles ostriches.
If a hen doesn't like you stealing her eggs a peck ain't much, but an Ostrich can disembowel you with a kick.
He cut the floor out of the passenger side of an old car so He can just drive over the nest (ostriches lay on dustbowls scraped out of the soil) and pick the eggs up as the car rocks.
I'm not so keen on my uncles ostriches.
If a hen doesn't like you stealing her eggs a peck ain't much, but an Ostrich can disembowel you with a kick.
He cut the floor out of the passenger side of an old car so He can just drive over the nest (ostriches lay on dustbowls scraped out of the soil) and pick the eggs up as the car rocks.
Just another example of what I talked about previously with regards to reasonable force. That Florida State quarter back who hit that girl in the mouth after she threw a punch at him. There is no self defense coming into play here. It's reasonable force.....period! He is now being charged.
(((ME)))
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Just get yourself a six foot piece of PVC pipe they will leave you alone. I had two emu that my adult man son thought I needed for a pets. WRONG THINKING. There flat right down mean and can kick like mules.
(((ME)))
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Yes, she did start it. BUT...It's called reasonable force. She was a girl who is much weaker. Even if someone the same size as you attacks you and you beat him to a pulp, your probably going to be charged also. You can defend yourself but it doesn't give you the right to use an excessive response.
I was attacked last year by a guy that weighed maybe 130 pounds. No muscle at all. He tried to choke me. I tried to tell him this is a little extreme. Finally I grabbed him by the collar and pretty much threw him about 10' onto the ground and he gave up. I called the police and he was taken away. I didn't press charges but he was charged but dismissed so it's on his record. I know the guy and he's not all there. He's been giving me crap for a long time.
(((ME)))
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So why was she not charged with assaulted. That is BS....She is a girl who is much weaker (lame excuse). Hell fella I am only a 100lbs and stand 4 foot 9 inches and I do not go around hunting trouble but when it comes knocking at my door business goes into high gear. You know I about to say something that going to open a can of dirty worms. First of there are woman out there that do this sort of thing on purpose just to get a man into hot water. A woman any woman has the ability to make a weapon out of just about any object that is if she got a good head on her shoulders. Yea I went fishing threw the Law Books and sometimes wonder when they were written who were they written to protect. One thing for sure the common criminal can sure use them to their advantage! Keep in mind this is just my opinion!
Duck
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I'm neither a "box cook" or a "scrap cook". Or actually, I'm probably both. I cook what I want, when I want. Sometimes it's chili or spaghetti sauce from scratch that takes all day, ... sometimes I just open a jar of Ragu & pour it on spaghetti without even heating it up.
And sometimes I open a can of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni & dump it in a pot & heat it up on the stove. And then I eat it out of the pot, ... because why dirty up another dish when I already need to wash the pot?
(((ME)))
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you eat out of the Pot! What counts is do you enjoy what you eat!
Kiwi303
Not a fruit
Either a big wallaby or an immature Kangaroo.
If it's a Kangaroo it is still in baby fur, older ones look courser and shaggier hair than that looks in the photo, a normal sized wallaby wouldn't hit the chest of a man or even a decent sized teenager, only Ball height.
Duck
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(((ME)))
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I got another one of those sleepless nights going on. Fine china or eating out of the pot
will do just fine too...no one has to wash the dishes. Question Do you enjoy what you eat???
Duck
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Ok before the usual wisecrackers (@SkateBoard & @Blood) show up, I should clarify something about this "eating out of the pot" thing...
THIS:
is the type of "pot" I was talking about.
Not really. What I enjoy is the convenience of cooking something quick so I'm not hungry any more.
Blood
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Duck
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I like it crunchy.DAMN!!
I'll bet that is some tough spaghetti.
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