Life in Sector 7 G.


Tonight, I noticed I had a burned-out headlight J.F.L (Just fucking Lovely).
Luckily access to the light is easy unlike some other cars. This is just an inexpensive Halogen bulb. Turn the collar and pull the bulb. So, I did that so I can get the part number.
Hopped on the Amazon machine and found the exact same one, ordered it and Mr. Amazon will have it here tomorrow. It can't be this easy right? it is!

I looked at the bulb and the MFR date is 2018 the car is a 2019 so even still that is a good 5 years that it lasted.
OEM Sylvania Made in the U.S.A.
Lots of compatible Chinese crap also available. No, I will go with the made in America.
I've seen "made in America" labels lately.

All that means is it was made somewhere in the western hemisphere. Unless it specifically says USA or Canada, it's from neither country. Most likely Mexico. I'm unaware of any manufactured goods we import from south of Mexico. We import tons of produce from further south, just not manufactured stuff as far as I know.
 
Tonight, I noticed I had a burned-out headlight J.F.L (Just fucking Lovely).
Luckily access to the light is easy unlike some other cars. This is just an inexpensive Halogen bulb. Turn the collar and pull the bulb. So, I did that so I can get the part number.
Hopped on the Amazon machine and found the exact same one, ordered it and Mr. Amazon will have it here tomorrow. It can't be this easy right? it is!

I looked at the bulb and the MFR date is 2018 the car is a 2019 so even still that is a good 5 years that it lasted.
OEM Sylvania Made in the U.S.A.
Lots of compatible Chinese crap also available. No, I will go with the made in America.
Can't fault a bulb for burning out after 5 years.
 
And because The Canada has that daytime running light law, the low voltage that is delivered to the headlights destroys the power converter, especially in LED bulbs.

My Pete used to eat headlights. I accessed the BCM and had the DRL turned off and never replaced another bulb.
 
And because The Canada has that daytime running light law, the low voltage that is delivered to the headlights destroys the power converter, especially in LED bulbs.

My Pete used to eat headlights. I accessed the BCM and had the DRL turned off and never replaced another bulb.
Another stupid law, or trend, or whatever it is - the cars that shut off at red lights.

I hope they come with a lifetime transferable full unlimited warranty for the starter & flywheel.



Last week I was at menards and this Mexican guy & his wife were trying to get one of their tiny little subcompact cars started. Like one of them called the other to come help.

The starter was OK but it's flywheel was trashed. I figured out what the problem was just by listening to the starter grind and watching him try to push the car back and forth, while repeatedly looking at his phone like he'd googled the problem in Spanish.

I correctly guessed the car was an automatic & he's stupid. You can't advance a flywheel past a bald spot on the flywheel by pushing it in gear if it's an automatic. 😂

But my '46 Ford tractor has dead spots on its flywheel too. I can only turn it over by squeezing the slack out of the belt and turning the fan blade. (there's no fan clutch, just direct drive off the belt)

He didn't seem to speak a word of English and his wife never got out of the other car.

I reached down & grabbed the belt down by the crankshaft pulley but could barely get my arms in there. I managed to turn the engine over about 1/4 turn & with sorta like sign language I communicated "turn the key". He did & it started right up.

I thought about pulling my phone out and using one of these AI translator apps to talk to him but he said "gracias" about 15 times.

He was probably an illegal alien. 🤬

But at least he knows what to do next time.
 
Ford is doing away with the stop / start crap. They have determined that is what is eating up the pins and springs in the cam phasers and stretching the timing chains on the EcoBoost engines.

I'm waiting for someone to try to get a class action suit going for all the people that had their engines repaired out of warranty due to engineering idiocy. Letting bean counters, geeks and greenies build automobiles needs to be stopped. Also make cell phones shut off if moving more than 1/4 mph.
 
I had to make a change of plans. I noticed the delivery for the headlights was Jan 22-28. Thats a no good! I had to cancel it.
I ended up ordering on-line from Crappy tire but I had to go pick it up.
The cool thing is they send you a QR code, so when you go to the store, they have these lockers. You scan that QR code on the machine and the locker with your stuff opens up. Take your stuff out and close the locker and you are on your way. No need to go into the store and search for what you need and then wait in line to pay.
 
I had another thing that I ordered from Amazon. I had to go to crappy tire and then to the Rez to get smokes so I wasn't home when they delivered. I let the Amazon driver in the building via my phone while I was driving.
I got the picture of the box Infront of my door from Amazon but when I got home the box was gone. Somebody stole it!
I am a little ticked off but not much. I kind of expected that to happen.
The box contained a 1.4 kg container of Coffee Mate coffee whitener. 🤣
 
I had another thing that I ordered from Amazon. I had to go to crappy tire and then to the Rez to get smokes so I wasn't home when they delivered. I let the Amazon driver in the building via my phone while I was driving.
I got the picture of the box Infront of my door from Amazon but when I got home the box was gone. Somebody stole it!
I am a little ticked off but not much. I kind of expected that to happen.
The box contained a 1.4 kg container of Coffee Mate coffee whitener. 🤣
I don't have porch pirates out here in the country.

But I've seen all the videos of the booby trapped packages people set out for them.

I want to make a porch pirate trap now. 😅



Gotta look up Illinois law to see if there are any limits on the voltage/current allowed for such purposes though. 😎
 
I was in the Crappy Tire parking lot changing the headlights and this lady that had to be in her 90s asked me if it was something that smaller hands could help.
I said no and thanked her and offered to help her with her bags in the cart. She declined.
I have never had an old lady offer to help fix my car before. 🤣
 
And because The Canada has that daytime running light law, the low voltage that is delivered to the headlights destroys the power converter, especially in LED bulbs.
Not to mention we have dummies here that are driving with only the DRL on at night. So, a low light in front and zero taillights because they are too stupid to turn on their full lighting system.
The DRLs make them think their headlights are on.
 
I had to make a change of plans. I noticed the delivery for the headlights was Jan 22-28. Thats a no good! I had to cancel it.
I ended up ordering on-line from Crappy tire but I had to go pick it up.
The cool thing is they send you a QR code, so when you go to the store, they have these lockers. You scan that QR code on the machine and the locker with your stuff opens up. Take your stuff out and close the locker and you are on your way. No need to go into the store and search for what you need and then wait in line to pay.
Lowe's does that. I only ever used it once because they put my shit in a top bin and I'm too short. I could barely get it, and they didn't have any step stools.
 
I don't have porch pirates out here in the country.

But I've seen all the videos of the booby trapped packages people set out for them.

I want to make a porch pirate trap now. 😅



Gotta look up Illinois law to see if there are any limits on the voltage/current allowed for such purposes though. 😎
I'd like to get one or set up one that blows blue powder on their face. They could join the blue man group.

Or red ink so they would be caught red handed.
Just because it would be funny, to me.
 
I was thinking it might be a good way to dispose of the contents of a portable toilet.
Sewage is biohazard and in a state run by libtards, they'd call it bio-terrorism.

I'm thinking more like something that scares the shit out of them and they react in a comical manner that'll get me rich off a YouTube channel. 😅

That's a project I'd like to take on. But I don't know anyone who lives in a house in a ghetto area where it wouldn't take long to catch a fish.

The nearest ghetto area from here is Kankakee. Right on Rt 50.

You know when you've crossed the city limits from Bradley to Kankakee because the pavement suddenly changes to a scaled down 3D model of the lunar surface. Some of those craters are so deep you have to bail out with a parachute or you'll die. 😬
 
Sewage is biohazard and in a state run by libtards, they'd call it bio-terrorism.

I'm thinking more like something that scares the shit out of them and they react in a comical manner that'll get me rich off a YouTube channel. 😅

That's a project I'd like to take on. But I don't know anyone who lives in a house in a ghetto area where it wouldn't take long to catch a fish.

The nearest ghetto area from here is Kankakee. Right on Rt 50.

You know when you've crossed the city limits from Bradley to Kankakee because the pavement suddenly changes to a scaled down 3D model of the lunar surface. Some of those craters are so deep you have to bail out with a parachute or you'll die. 😬
I too suffer from living in a decent area.
 
I was in the Crappy Tire parking lot changing the headlights and this lady that had to be in her 90s asked me if it was something that smaller hands could help.
I said no and thanked her and offered to help her with her bags in the cart. She declined.
I have never had an old lady offer to help fix my car before. 🤣
That would never happen here. The old lady would actually be trying to steal it, to sell it, to eat.

If you ask someone if they need a hand they look at you like you have a 3rd eye. It just isn't something you see in The Floriduh.
 

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