Where Are You Parked Tonight? Check-In Thread

[Uncle Birchy]

Women don't drink beer? What planet are you on? You need to come out of the frozen north and go to a mud bog, or a tractor pull, or the swamp buggy races. The babes there will show you how to drink beer. And the more they drink, the less clothing they wear.

I guess here in the south, rednecks love their beer and their girls do too. The queers drink the 'fruity' stuff and concoct strange mixtures of all sorts of boozes to get their 5 seconds of fame.

Sales of Bud Lite may have crashed, but people know little about the other brands they own. Google it and see. Budweiser is like Corona. It tastes and looks like piss in a can or bottle. Corona drinkers use a lime wedge on the bottle to keep the flies away from it.

In Chicago the "Queer" Bars aren't $elling Budweiser because the Gay people feel they gave up on the "Tranny"...

Country People ain't buying Budweiser because their "Woke" Ways and just "Boycotting" it switched 2 "Miller" products..

Ya know it's really bad when ya "Pissed Off" both sides of the street..

Eh if ya own "Stock" I'dve "dumped" the "Shares " like a month ago already...

But eh ya know "Rednecks " like Beer might be a "Buying Opportunity " after this all sorts out "Call Your Broker" ..

It's a "Gamble" though no different than my "First" West Coast Turnaround and I pissed my whole "Paycheck" away on the Blackjack Tables in Reno the Alamo Casino & Petro Truckstop off 80..

 

[Duck]

I wore my prescription sunglasses to Menards,... Then it got dark while I was in Walmart on the way home.

My regular glasses are inside a glove, in the trunk of the motorcycle, at home and I was in the van.

So I had to drive home at night with sunglasses on.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

I wore my prescription sunglasses to Menards,... Then it got dark while I was in Walmart on the way home.

My regular glasses are inside a glove, in the trunk of the motorcycle, at home and I was in the van.

So I had to drive home at night with sunglasses on.

Don't switch a "blade" on the guy with "shades"..

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Here @Duck ya remember when Max Headroom Hijacked Channels 9 & 11..

That Chuck Swirsky was a "freaking" LIBERAL MAN..

 

[Uncle Birchy]

This was "WGN 9" takeover Dan Roan was giving Da Bears game recap..

 

[Duck]

I was 8 years old at the time so I don't remember the details. I just remember every kid wanted a Max Headroom lunch box.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

I was 8 years old at the time so I don't remember the details. I just remember every kid wanted a Max Headroom lunch box.

Back in the day never "caught" em either even after "Federal Statute" Limitations wore off they just wanted come "forward" No Charges these "never" Identify themselves or even take "Credit" 4 it..

They probably just sat back "Laughing" eh we "Hijacked" WGN 9 and PBS 11 and that was almost 35 years ago those people probably Old or "Dead"

 

[Rigjockey]

I was 8 years old at the time so I don't remember the details. I just remember every kid wanted a Max Headroom lunch box.

I was young then too. I just remember a few clips of Max Headroom. I had the Max headroom T-shirt.

 

[Rigjockey]

I guess Anhuiser/Bush sales have literally"Crashed" and Budweiser needs to really "remake" it's image after pissing off half the country won't buy "Budweiser" anymore..

Budweiser pissed off not only half the Americans, They managed to piss off people in two countries.
People here won't buy Bud light and there was actually an assault that took place because they thought the guy was buying Bud Light.

 

[389 Hood]

there was actually an assault that took place because they thought the guy was buying Bud Light.

That's pretty sad that people have to act that way.

 

[Rigjockey]

That's pretty sad that people have to act that way.

It is sad!
I mean if you don't want to buy it then don't buy it but, don't stop other people from buying it if they want.
The really sad thing about the assault was the poor guy didn't even buy Bud light, He bought another product that also had blue cans.

The world has become so polarized these days, the government doesn't even need to take away our freedoms, we are doing it to each other.
You can't buy this beer or you can't say this or that. If you do this or that you will be cancelled.
I wouldn't buy Bud light because I don't like it. I am not going to stop anyone from buying it if they want. I would not even say a word.

 

[Electric Chicken]

It is sad!
I mean if you don't want to buy it then don't buy it but, don't stop other people from buying it if they want.
The really sad thing about the assault was the poor guy didn't even buy Bud light, He bought another product that also had blue cans.

The world has become so polarized these days, the government doesn't even need to take away our freedoms, we are doing it to each other.
You can't buy this beer or you can't say this or that. If you do this or that you will be cancelled.
I wouldn't buy Bud light because I don't like it. I am not going to stop anyone from buying it if they want. I would not even say a word.

Yeah I'll make fun of Bud Light and it's Mulvaneyisms but I'd still take a girl home if she drinks enough of it to agree.

 

[389 Hood]

The more you drink, the better looking they get!

I couldn't really care, I'm not much of a beer consumer. I might drink a 12 pack in a year. I do keep Tito's in business, though.

 

[Rigjockey]

@389 Hood Florida freedom is looking even more enticing.
I mean when I used to go down there people just lived their lives.
Sure there was the "Florida man" thing that made it seem like it was nuts.
During my time there, it was like everyone was just chill.
I was in Orlando, Tallahassee and Tampa. I think my favorite place was Panama City, FL.
I would think Panama City would be the place for me. Unless I won the lottery then it would be Jupiter. Phone calls would be awesome.
Hey where you at?
Jupiter!

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

@389 Hood Florida freedom is looking even more enticing.
I mean when I used to go down there people just lived their lives.
Sure there was the "Florida man" thing that made it seem like it was nuts.
During my time there, it was like everyone was just chill.
I was in Orlando, Tallahassee and Tampa. I think my favorite place was Panama City, FL.
I would think Panama City would be the place for me. Unless I won the lottery then it would be Jupiter. Phone calls would be awesome.
Hey where you at?
Jupiter!

Funny you mention Florida. I may have had this conversation today.

 

[389 Hood]

Since I moved here to the space coast 7 years ago, the population and prices have doubled.

 

[Mike]

Since I moved here to the space coast 7 years ago, the population and prices have doubled.

Same for me in Northwest Arkansas The cost of houses increased significantly from the time I moved here at the end of 2014 until I finally purchased a home in 2019. Since 2019, the value of my home has more than doubled and showing no signs of seeing that trend reverse.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Same for me in Northwest Arkansas The cost of houses increased significantly from the time I moved here at the end of 2014 until I finally purchased a home in 2019. Since 2019, the value of my home has more than doubled and showing no signs of seeing that trend reverse.

Probably because of Walmart HQ being so close by with their own cemetery.

 

[Mike]

Unloaded cabinets at a job site in Omaha yesterday, an assisted living/memory care apartment complex.

Today, we load near Kansas City and head out to California, 8 total drops of furniture on Monday and Tuesday.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Today we groggily get our happy ass in the truck and go play fetch with some empty trailers again.

Monday was good, Tuesday was fetch, Wednesday was nada, yesterday was good, today is fetch.

Ups and downs here. Nothing exciting enough to Livestream or even GoPro.