Where Are You Parked Tonight? Check-In Thread

[Uncle Birchy]

You should just get a job at Sysco or Sygma or similar and make real money delivering to stores. It's basically the same labor.

Ya but here I show up at 6:30am and I'm out the door by 3pm

No Weekends as of yet

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Can't sleep again ...

Welp I do remember watching Mash earlier that's before Andy Griffin so 6/6:30 range..

Been up since atleast Alfred Hitchcock Hour now watching Mannix ..

So maybe I did sleep 5/6 hours .....

My baby got me some Unisom Melatonin & some CBD gummy stuff to help me sleep better but I still get up in the night

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Can't sleep again ...

Welp I do remember watching Mash earlier that's before Andy Griffin so 6/6:30 range..

Been up since atleast Alfred Hitchcock Hour now watching Mannix ..

So maybe I did sleep 5/6 hours .....

My baby got me some Unisom Melatonin & some CBD gummy stuff to help me sleep better but I still get up in the night

I've moved on to "Cannon" so far a Military Captain was extrorted by a "Corporal" for afew grand and shot him dead..

The "deceased" Family hires Frank Cannon find out what really happened & why...

Now that guy has a "P/I" showing up, noseing around & asking "questions"....

Get him off my "Back" that mean ordered a "Hit"

In a Really Weird Turn Cannons "Tail" happened to be the "CIA" and normally they only "Co-operate" with Badged Law Enforcement..

Cannon says he's listed in the phonebook next time save us all the dramatics

Okay somehow while I was getting a snack a phone was booby trapped with a bomb blew up Frank Cannons best source...

Now it's "Personal" because that was Frank Cannons old pal from the Police Academy when he was young..

Coming Up next "Barnaby Jones"

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Can't sleep again ...

Welp I do remember watching Mash earlier that's before Andy Griffin so 6/6:30 range..

Been up since atleast Alfred Hitchcock Hour now watching Mannix ..

So maybe I did sleep 5/6 hours .....

My baby got me some Unisom Melatonin & some CBD gummy stuff to help me sleep better but I still get up in the night

Ya know what really "sucks"..

Worknight a mostly "Labor Job" and your My Age too..

Despite 6/7 weeks here I ain't 25/30 anymore heck then Driving Truck for almost afew decades after that..

Remember afew years ago I only last over a month at the Aluminum Plant thru Temp Service after that I washed up at Millis Transfer then a "Reefer" Outfit...

Anyways Long Story "short" when ya get OLDER ya fall asleep after Supper wake up 1/2 in the morning...

Ya can't get back to sleep but gotta be to work 6:30 am ..

So I put on a pot of coffee, wrap my arthritis wridden hand around hot coffee mug and watch Me TV Reruns..

About time 5Am News comes on I know it's time Microwave my TV dinner 4 breakfast and start hitting the Highway..

Ya 2 minutes late they "dock ya entire " 1/4 Hour of "Pay"

If ya did something else "recently" they'll also "Write Ya Up" 4 being afew minutes "Late"

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Holy Crap...

I just "realized" it's Saturday Morning..

Wow I was "worried" about getting thru work tomorrow..

Ain't due back until Monday..

 

[389 Hood]

M*A*S*H* is on 7-8 Eastern time. I'm just getting up for my prison sentence when it's over.

I did my best to stay up as long as possible Friday afternoon. I lounged in the pool, with a few Tito's, ate a plate of Lo-N-Slo ribs, popped 2 ZzzzQill's and was out like a light. I slept 11 hours and now get to start 10 beautiful days of not having to even look at that truck.

The boss texted me Friday morning. "Call me over the weekend, I want to discuss your new truck." He thinks a new truck will change my mind about retiring. One thing I don't need is a truck that beeps, dings and farts every time you get near the lane division lines, ghost brakes and does basically what it wants to do. I'd rather listen to the rattles and squeaks of this one for a while longer.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

M*A*S*H* is on 7-8 Eastern time. I'm just getting up for my prison sentence when it's over.

I did my best to stay up as long as possible Friday afternoon. I lounged in the pool, with a few Tito's, ate a plate of Lo-N-Slo ribs, popped 2 ZzzzQill's and was out like a light. I slept 11 hours and now get to start 10 beautiful days of not having to even look at that truck.

The boss texted me Friday morning. "Call me over the weekend, I want to discuss your new truck." He thinks a new truck will change my mind about retiring. One thing I don't need is a truck that beeps, dings and farts every time you get near the lane division lines, ghost brakes and does basically what it wants to do. I'd rather listen to the rattles and squeaks of this one for a while longer.

I'm "Central" Time "Midwest" an hour "behind" the East Coast...

Okay

 

[389 Hood]

 

[Uncle Birchy]

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[Uncle Birchy]

You an Hour "Ahead" of Me..

Tell ya what I'll buy the Lottery Tickets you find the #s notify me before lottery "closes" $ales

I "split" with ya 50/50

 

[Electric Chicken]

M*A*S*H* is on 7-8 Eastern time. I'm just getting up for my prison sentence when it's over.

I did my best to stay up as long as possible Friday afternoon. I lounged in the pool, with a few Tito's, ate a plate of Lo-N-Slo ribs, popped 2 ZzzzQill's and was out like a light. I slept 11 hours and now get to start 10 beautiful days of not having to even look at that truck.

The boss texted me Friday morning. "Call me over the weekend, I want to discuss your new truck." He thinks a new truck will change my mind about retiring. One thing I don't need is a truck that beeps, dings and farts every time you get near the lane division lines, ghost brakes and does basically what it wants to do. I'd rather listen to the rattles and squeaks of this one for a while longer.

One of the best things I ever did for my sanity was buy a truck with none of those things.

All that nanny shit and knowing the office will call you in every time it goes off is more stressful than the paycheck is worth.

 

[Rigjockey]

M*A*S*H* is on 7-8 Eastern time. I'm just getting up for my prison sentence when it's over.

I did my best to stay up as long as possible Friday afternoon. I lounged in the pool, with a few Tito's, ate a plate of Lo-N-Slo ribs, popped 2 ZzzzQill's and was out like a light. I slept 11 hours and now get to start 10 beautiful days of not having to even look at that truck.

The boss texted me Friday morning. "Call me over the weekend, I want to discuss your new truck." He thinks a new truck will change my mind about retiring. One thing I don't need is a truck that beeps, dings and farts every time you get near the lane division lines, ghost brakes and does basically what it wants to do. I'd rather listen to the rattles and squeaks of this one for a while longer.

Titto's I got to remember to get me some of that. I have been wanting to try it for years now. Maybe if I get invited to a backyard party in the summer, I will grab a bottle to bring along.

 

[389 Hood]

Titto's I got to remember to get me some of that. I have been wanting to try it for years now. Maybe if I get invited to a backyard party in the summer, I will grab a bottle to bring along.

It's as smooth as any of the super high-priced stuff. I get it at WalMart Liquor Store for $24.97 for a 1.75ltr. BJ's Sam's, Costco, all have it at $28.95 for a 1.75ltr. Texas made!

 

[Rigjockey]

It's as smooth as any of the super high-priced stuff. I get it at WalMart Liquor Store for $24.97 for a 1.75ltr. BJ's Sam's, Costco, all have it at $28.95 for a 1.75ltr. Texas made!

I remember seeing the billboard advertisements in Texas.
Up here, I just looked and it is $72.45 CDN. Because we get fucked on taxes. Plus it's an import.
I'll still buy it though.

 

[389 Hood]

I can't imagine what Grey Goose must cost. That's like $68.00 here for the 1.75. It's good, but not that good!

 

[Rigjockey]

I can't imagine what Grey Goose must cost. That's like $68.00 here for the 1.75. It's good, but not that good!

Grey Goose.
I bought like a 750ML bottle...It was the most disgusting Vodka I have ever tasted.
Leave it to the French to fuck up vodka. It has a bad after taste.
Plenty of other good Vodkas that are actually made from Potatoes that taste a lot better and are far cheaper.

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Watching Fox News Sunday on Fox 32..

Senator Ted Cruz is talking "Debt Ceiling"

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Grey Goose.
I bought like a 750ML bottle...It was the most disgusting Vodka I have ever tasted.
Leave it to the French to fuck up vodka. It has a bad after taste.
Plenty of other good Vodkas that are actually made from Potatoes that taste a lot better and are far cheaper.

In "Soviet Russia" people made their own vodka outta "Sawdust"..

Despite Free Housing, food rations, and medical care in "Communist" countries was "severe" shortages of everyday "consumer goods"

 

[Uncle Birchy]

Watching Fox News Sunday on Fox 32..

Senator Ted Cruz is talking "Debt Ceiling"

I love this Ted Cruz talking last "shutdown" and did the "Federal Government" just wither away & die in the dust..

Also "Work Requirements " for Food stamps cards & Medicare..

If ya "Able" Bodied & can Work ya should atleast be WORKING "part-time " qualify government benefits..

Now he's talking about Budweiser putting a "Transvetite Crossdresser " on beer cans and I guess Anhuiser/Bush sales have literally"Crashed" and Budweiser needs to really "remake" it's image after pissing off half the country won't buy "Budweiser" anymore..

"Distributors" are starting 2 File Lawsuits now over Budweisers "Lady-Boy" because they "signed" contracts and Buisness just "dropped" ain't no more $$$ coming thru front doors

 

[389 Hood]

Women don't drink beer? What planet are you on? You need to come out of the frozen north and go to a mud bog, or a tractor pull, or the swamp buggy races. The babes there will show you how to drink beer. And the more they drink, the less clothing they wear.

I guess here in the south, rednecks love their beer and their girls do too. The queers drink the 'fruity' stuff and concoct strange mixtures of all sorts of boozes to get their 5 seconds of fame.

Sales of Bud Lite may have crashed, but people know little about the other brands they own. Google it and see. Budweiser is like Corona. It tastes and looks like piss in a can or bottle. Corona drinkers use a lime wedge on the bottle to keep the flies away from it.