Electric Chicken
Well-Known Member
They changed up the deck plates on me. New hardware wasn't the same size as the old. Threads the same but the hex were different.
aw man you need a garbage truck for teflon donI was showing the plastic melting and pressing thing to Sarah and we ended up making this.
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That's all plastic bottle caps, melted and pressed. No paint.
I named it Polly Etheline.
After Halloween when everything goes on clearance, I oughta git me some orange polyethylene plastic pumpkin or something and make a little Donald Trump.![]()
if your dog gets drunk, he can pee his name in the snow...duh.......My dog weighs 40 lbs.
So if I can get him to drink one beer, that's the equivalent of me drinking 6.
I'm gonna do some research into "what happens if a dog gets drunk" tomorrow.
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Which name though?if your dog gets drunk, he can pee his name in the snow...duh.......




He has to drink nasty well water.What happens when you run out of 'sky water'? Does the dog die of dehydration?![]()
Then install a gutter....dumbass.Rain coming off the shop roof where there should be a gutter but there isn't one.
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Redneckery:
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I got 10.5 gallons of sky water for the dog in like ten minutes.
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Do you really want that many pictures?Then install a gutter....dumbass.

F that dog...if i ever had a dog or cat, that bit me..??Which name though?
The big fat girl we got him from named him Scotty.
I call him Stupid.
But he also responds to "dumbass", and "canine animal dog mutt creature".
I don't know if his bladder is big enough to spell out the last one.
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He's been acting strange today because last night he got kicked in the face and left in the shop by himself for 12 hours because he did this to my arm after I'd already yelled at him to calm the hell down.
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The damn dog gets hyper and bites me at least 50 times a day but he's never broken skin before.
Yeah only playful nibbling from a pet is acceptable to me.F that dog...if i ever had a dog or cat, that bit me..??
i'd either, 1) dump it miles away from the house or 2) abandon it at a shelter.
i like #1 better.
If you didn't live so far away I'd make arrangements.Give that dog to my wife for 6 months and he'll be a 'push button' dog. I've seen this girl work with everything from wild Arabian stallions to Guinea Pigs. Given time, I'll be she'd make a grizzly bear a cuddle muffin.

if he starts taking his own pictures, then i'd have to say that the banana doesn't fall far from the tree.This stupid dog chases his tail until he catches it, and then he holds it in his mouth and just lays on his ribs for a minute.
Sometimes he bites his tail and yelps because it hurts. But immediately goes back to attacking it.
I look at him and say:
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oh gawd........Do you really want that many pictures?![]()



Were you drunk this time too?Here you go @GAnthony
This is a new record:
I made this aerosol can rack in 2018. I remember being really drunk when I made it & I said fuck it & put it up on the wall without painting it.
It was galvanized and rusty, and the Zinc was corroded and white, and I don't think I even cleaned up the welds.
Yesterday I took it down, cleaned it up, drilled holes for mounting the magnet strips and gave it a rattle can shower. John Deere Yellow.
Made it in probably 30 minutes in 2018 but didn't FINISH it until yesterday.
That's 6 years from start to finish.
But only one photo.
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The extra tab on the bottom is because when I made it, I didn't think about the stud spacing.![]()
No. In fact for the first time EVER I managed to paint something without getting it all over my clothes.Were you drunk this time too?
