Duck Pond Redneckery


If I can invent some kind of machine that makes it easier to do this to plastic, make little flat discs out of light and bulky plastic garbage, maybe start a Facebook page for interesting looking plastic melt-crush discs, I bet the democult would give me free advertising because it's SAVING THE WORLD...
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I could actually in real life help the landfill, floating garbage in the oceans problem and get a Nobel prize and become a billionaire and have a harem of 18 yr old chicks on my yacht while I dump plastic discs into the ocean and laugh at all the stupid people who made me rich. 😎
Make sure you stay strict about the age. Get rid of them when they turn 19 because they start to think they have seniority.
 
I saw a Freightliner Century/Columbia, lime green, with a white FLD hood on it yesterday. 😂

If course, it was a can hauler.

Stupidest looking thing I'd seen in a while.

But,... With it's manual trans and pre-emissions engine, it's a better truck than most on the road today. 😒
 
I was showing the plastic melting and pressing thing to Sarah and we ended up making this. 😂

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That's all plastic bottle caps, melted and pressed. No paint.

I named it Polly Etheline.😁

After Halloween when everything goes on clearance, I oughta git me some orange polyethylene plastic pumpkin or something and make a little Donald Trump. 😁
 
I just went in the house for a few minutes.. When I opened the north door of the pole barn, with my dog eagerly jumping up and down wanting out, there was a squirrel like RIGHT there 3 feet from the door, eating a corn cob.

The dog made a snarling sound and snatched up the squirrel in his mouth, carrying it around the yard, then he brought it to me and set it down on the ground.

The squirrel just sat there for a second not moving, then it suddenly took off and went up a spruce tree.

The dog couldn't climb the tree, so he did the next best thing he could think of, and peed on the tree. That'll teach 'em. 😂
 

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