Duck Pond Redneckery


if you seen how they were made at the factory you would never eat one again:stare1:
My dad described it. I think it stopped me for a couple months. He was doing what @Duck did.

Same way my sister permanently boycotted Walmart that one time for something...for a couple months.

He still eats hot dogs.

And I still give the right girl my best.
 
The local grocery store here has their own line of snack sausages.

The "beef" ones taste like hot dogs. Never tried the "mild" because there's no "spicy" to compare it to.

But they've got "bloody Mary" ones.

It sounds gross. So I ignored them for years.

Then the other day I noticed that quite often, they'll only have the bloody mary ones up by the registers, like it's their best seller. The rest of the flavors are in the regular spot.

So I'm like fuck it I'll try it. Worst case scenario my dog gets some undeserved treats.

Best damn sausage sticks ever. They don't taste like tomatoes, they taste like goodness and happiness and gobbliciousness. 😋
 
Current projects: foot operated shop sink, and an automatic fire suppression system for my oily rags & flammables trash can.

I put a 3/4" long obstructive chunk of wax in the end of a 3/8" ID copper tube which will be fed water by a 5 gallon bucket.

When the wax plug melts & pops out, it'll let 5 gallons of water into the trash can, discharged over a dome shaped piece of sheet metal that oughta scatter the water flow.

I'll probably test the concept tomorrow.

All I know so far is the wax plug holds up to having 155 psi of air blasted into the tube from the other end with a blow gun.

I know it'll hold back gravity fed water. I just don't know if the wax will melt before the fire suffocates itself. But I'll test it without the lid on the trash can.

The steel trash can, with the lid on, will contain the smoke until the fire runs out of oxygen. But if I forget to put the lid on, I'll need the water.

Rags soaked in mineral spirits or any kind of paint or clear coat that gets thinned with mineral spirits or paint thinner can spontaneously burst into flames as it's drying out. I've never seen it happen, but I've also never thought I'd see a humidifier full of water catch on fire, and I thought lithium battery fires only happen to the strangers in the news.
 
The local grocery store here has their own line of snack sausages.

The "beef" ones taste like hot dogs. Never tried the "mild" because there's no "spicy" to compare it to.

But they've got "bloody Mary" ones.

It sounds gross. So I ignored them for years.

Then the other day I noticed that quite often, they'll only have the bloody mary ones up by the registers, like it's their best seller. The rest of the flavors are in the regular spot.

So I'm like **** it I'll try it. Worst case scenario my dog gets some undeserved treats.

Best damn sausage sticks ever. They don't taste like tomatoes, they taste like goodness and happiness and gobbliciousness. 😋
I simultaneously do and do not want to know the true origin of the phrase "Bloody Mary" because I've known some girls and calling Mary out for it specifically is horrifying. Especially for Mary.
 
I simultaneously do and do not want to know the true origin of the phrase "Bloody Mary" because I've known some girls and calling Mary out for it specifically is horrifying. Especially for Mary.
The origin of the term was a nickname for Queen Mary 1 of England who was a psycho bitch who had 280 people burned at the stake.

Nobody really knows if she's the one from the Halloween legend too.

That's my summary from 6 minutes of reading Wikipedia
 
The origin of the term was a nickname for Queen Mary 1 of England who was a psycho bitch who had 280 people burned at the stake.

Nobody really knows if she's the one from the Halloween legend too.

That's my summary from 6 minutes of reading Wikipedia
AI says it's from some chick who bled more than a deer struck by a semi.
 
AI says it's from some chick who bled more than a deer struck by a semi.
I think the legend is older than internal combustion engines.

But you just reminded me..

3 days ago a pedestrian was hit by a car a few miles from here. He died at the hospital. Driver of the car said he/she thought they hit an animal so they pulled into a parking lot right there.

It was in the local news.
 

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