Electric Chicken
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Get George Foreman to hype it as the Lean Mean Soylent Green Machine.
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soylent green, and the omega man were on one after the other a few nights agoWe'd be feeding them into the Soylent Green machine too.
Since 90% of the western world's problems are caused by libs and lawyers, we could rename it "The Ultimate Problem Solving Machine".
I have that movie recorded on my DVR but I haven't watched it yet. It's probably been ten years since I've seen it.
i could not record either one, as my machine was set for something else.
what only 1 picture? your camera break...(finally??)
Duck
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It was friggin' cold outside.
them don't look like tomatoes. that looks like something a chick would stick in certain places
Duck
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To me, covered in snow, they look like those red glass ball ornaments on Christmas trees.
ok snowflake
Rigjockey
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Just wait until winter comes.
Electric Chicken
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Same. Wish I could start an IV drip of hot chocolate.
Duck
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Maybe by then I'll figure out where the hell my winter coats are.Just wait until winter comes.
All I has is a hoody.
389 Hood
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It isn't just the cold, it's the idiots and their over-commercialized holidays. You can't find bug poison, but there damned sure are a shitload of idiotic Christmas BS items. And that noise that you have to hear while you're looking for a 2" 1/4" NPT pipe nipple. You can't think with that noise in your ears.
Thanksgiving: A dreamed up holiday by the Christians that led the sheep to believe the settlers had a big sit-down dinner with the very tribes they pulled a Burn, Loot and Murder on and stole their land.
Christmas I won't even get into. It's more ridiculous than ever.
New Years: Amateur alcoholics night. I love reading bout the idiots that blow their eye-balls out, or lose a few fingers or hand with fireworks.
Duck
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Did @GAnthony hack your account?It isn't just the cold, it's the idiots and their over-commercialized holidays. You can't find bug poison, but there damned sure are a shitload of idiotic Christmas BS items. And that noise that you have to hear while you're looking for a 2" 1/4" NPT pipe nipple. You can't think with that noise in your ears.
Thanksgiving: A dreamed up holiday by the Christians that led the sheep to believe the settlers had a big sit-down dinner with the very tribes they pulled a Burn, Loot and Murder on and stole their land.
Christmas I won't even get into. It's more ridiculous than ever.
New Years: Amateur alcoholics night. I love reading bout the idiots that blow their eye-balls out, or lose a few fingers or hand with fireworks.
389 Hood
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Not at all. I truly hate this time of year and have for about the last 30 years. I don't like crowds or crowded places with all of the noise of the ridiculous music? that places play. Even the people that have to work in those stores will tell you they hate it and would love to walk out.
Electric Chicken
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I had to remove my favorite station from the presets temporarily. They decided to become All Christmas All The Time before it was even Halloween.
So did the top 10 or whatever mix station that I haven't listened to in ages.
They at least used to wait until Thanksgiving was over, and that was bad enough.
yeah..and 24 hour Christmas music...bah-humbug
and morons wearing those fucking elf hats...bah-humbug
and sales where only 1 item is available and everyone jams up to the doors, waiting for the stores to open...bah-humbug...
Duck
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When I'm appointed Dictator I'm gonna ban the commercialization of Christian holidays.
So instead the stores will hype up Ametuer Drinking Day, Hallmark Day, Irish Drinking Day, Blow Shit Up Day, and Hot Chicks In Sexy Cat Costumes Day.
And then I'll ban the commercialization of them too. Except for the last one. (I'll just ban "plus size" cat costumes.)
So instead the stores will hype up Ametuer Drinking Day, Hallmark Day, Irish Drinking Day, Blow Shit Up Day, and Hot Chicks In Sexy Cat Costumes Day.
And then I'll ban the commercialization of them too. Except for the last one. (I'll just ban "plus size" cat costumes.)
Electric Chicken
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Ban plus size yoga pants too please Herr Direktor.
Duck
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Yes. And there will be laws that ban rear pockets from women's jeans below a certain size so they can't put their cell phones in their back pockets and ruin the view for us "pervy" old guys.
The plus size women's pants will be required to be redesigned so the whole thing is two sizes larger than the waist line. That way when they try to cram all that blubber into pants that are too tight, they won't be able to button them up and they'll have to get a larger one that's not gonna be skin tight.
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