Duck Pond Redneckery


so who's gonna tow your ass down the road :confused-96: :rolleyes: :D. i bet that would look fucking spectacular going down the roads of butt fuck IL
Going down the road, in Canada where it would be necessary to sidestep a stupid law, it would ride on a trailer pulled by a pickup or SUV.

Just like any other motor boat.

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This barn has a mystery "door to nowhere" for some reason.

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It had plywood nailed up over the inside. The door was nailed shut.

I ripped that stuff off yesterday.

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Pretty sure that's the opening for the hay bale elevator.
That's on the north wall, just under the gable. Also nailed shut & plywooded on the inside.

The plywood is painted white, and in 1989 some idiots wrote "Halloween 1989 really kicked our asses" on it, and some smiley faces and then a whole bunch of racist klan stuff & a drawing of a black man hanging from a noose.

We don't need the hay loft doors to be operational.

My dad's best friend is black. He saw all that stuff before I had a chance to paint over it. 😳

He didn't say anything but I made damn sure that the next time he was over here, it had been painted over.

I used interior latex paint, and that was 20 years ago. You can see the writing through it now. I need to get some good thick shellac primer to cover it up.
 
oh fucking joy,.......... 4,840,251,985,399,763 more fucking pictures now
4 is too high for you to count?

Even dumbass teenagers can count to 4.

They gotta use both hands to do it, but they like taking selfies proving that they can count to two on each hand.

They get extra points if they can do it while making a duck face.

It's the 21st century equivalent of walking & chewing gum at the same time, which most of the kids around haven't mastered yet. (They're always walking into walls, parked cars & utility poles.)
 
4 is too high for you to count?

Even dumbass teenagers can count to 4.

They gotta use both hands to do it, but they like taking selfies proving that they can count to two on each hand.

They get extra points if they can do it while making a duck face.

It's the 21st century equivalent of walking & chewing gum at the same time, which most of the kids around haven't mastered yet. (They're always walking into walls, parked cars & utility poles.)
now i am confused.....

first you talk to me, then you make up bullshit about dumbass teens, and thier fingers.......?????


christ, you are such a..............


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Yesterday I had to go get a starter for the vanmobile. I fired up the Goldwing & the alternator belt was squealing.

I removed the old belt and took it with me, I had to rumble old Blueford to the auto parts store.

The guys at the auto parts store said they've never heard of anyone hacking a car alternator onto a motorcycle.

So I went home, put the new belt on & rode it to the auto parts store with the fiberglass still off so they could see it.

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I hacked that on there in like 2005 when it was my dad's bike. We got sick of replacing the crappy stators. Honda made shitty electrical systems back in the 80's.

My dad then rode it to Tennessee, then New Orleans, then San Diego, then back to Tennessee, then to Virginia Beach, then back to Tennessee, then home. So I guess it works.
 
This is what's holding my barn up right now.

The original corner post rotted away at the bottom.

The new piece I'm putting in it's place is just as old as the barn but it's that same old growth timber.

It's cut & ready to go for tomorrow. Epoxy is curing on the top and bottom to seal the end grain.

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