Duck Pond Redneckery
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Duck
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Mine is the hard tail. Sarah's has rear suspension.
Mine goes 43 mph, hers is still factory, meaning it's slow, like 20 mph.
i never liked that dog, from the first time you told us of him.
any dog that "snaps"...........needs to be put down. no telling how bad the next episode will be.
just tell Sarah, he went to a farm.
to run free...........
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
That's not good at all. Could have lost her eye. I hope her injuries are minor and only needs a few stitches.
How to proceed with that dog going forward is something only you can decide.
Duck
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I don't want to kill it.
I think I'll get him neutered & see if he still does the aggressive stuff.
Sarah had just given him some treats, and after the last one she said "that's all, there's no more" and she was rubbing behind his ears and the back of his neck when he suddenly bit her face.
Sarah ran downstairs to the bathroom and I chased the dog into his cage and then I grabbed his tail and pulled him out and beat the fuck outta him with a bison horn until Sarah came back up the stairs and said we have to go to the hospital.
I took her to the fire department instead, because she takes aspirin every day to prevent another stroke, and it was making her eye bleed too much, and I wanted her in the hands of medical professionals ASAP.
Right now we're eating pizza and the dog is in his cage whining because he wants the crusts.
Sarah acted like she was about to give him one, then she ate it herself instead.
I think I'll get him neutered & see if he still does the aggressive stuff.
Sarah had just given him some treats, and after the last one she said "that's all, there's no more" and she was rubbing behind his ears and the back of his neck when he suddenly bit her face.
Sarah ran downstairs to the bathroom and I chased the dog into his cage and then I grabbed his tail and pulled him out and beat the fuck outta him with a bison horn until Sarah came back up the stairs and said we have to go to the hospital.
I took her to the fire department instead, because she takes aspirin every day to prevent another stroke, and it was making her eye bleed too much, and I wanted her in the hands of medical professionals ASAP.
Right now we're eating pizza and the dog is in his cage whining because he wants the crusts.
Sarah acted like she was about to give him one, then she ate it herself instead.
cutting his balls off "should" calm him down...but that takes time to take effect once they get lopped off.I don't want to kill it.
I think I'll get him neutered & see if he still does the aggressive stuff.
Sarah had just given him some treats, and after the last one she said "that's all, there's no more" and she was rubbing behind his ears and the back of his neck when he suddenly bit her face.
Sarah ran downstairs to the bathroom and I chased the dog into his cage and then I grabbed his tail and pulled him out and beat the fuck outta him with a bison horn until Sarah came back up the stairs and said we have to go to the hospital.
I took her to the fire department instead, because she takes aspirin every day to prevent another stroke, and it was making her eye bleed too much, and I wanted her in the hands of medical professionals ASAP.
Right now we're eating pizza and the dog is in his cage whining because he wants the crusts.
Sarah acted like she was about to give him one, then she ate it herself instead.
personally, digging a hole should be done as well............and keep it open for a future use.
sparing his useless life would not be my priority, over the well being of a human.
if he should attack anyone, especially anyone that comes over to your house, i hope you have insurance for the lawsuit you'll get hit with.
Duck
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Blueford is getting new wheels.
Actually I am just switching them with the inoperable useless worthless F-150's wheels because it'll be going to the bone yard as soon as I pull the motor out.
Blueford's rims look gay, and it's tires predate DOT date stamping requirements. There is grass under the tread on one of them. And I just drove it around today.
Duck
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So I took Sarah to the doctor to get her stitches removed from her face.
At first, doctor said there are no stitches. Then I pointed out the stitches, tiny little blue whiskers.
Then she handed me her little ear looking into magnifying glass flashlight thingy to hold while she removed the stitches with tweezers that were way too big, and scissors that probably couldn't cut butter.
She managed to get them cut, but the tweezers were too big & bulky to grip them to pull them out.
We got food on the way home. So when I'm done eating I'm going go get my electronics repair kit cuz I have some really precision needlenose. I'm gonna pull em out myself.
Because apparently I'm a better surgeon than the doctor
At first, doctor said there are no stitches. Then I pointed out the stitches, tiny little blue whiskers.
Then she handed me her little ear looking into magnifying glass flashlight thingy to hold while she removed the stitches with tweezers that were way too big, and scissors that probably couldn't cut butter.
She managed to get them cut, but the tweezers were too big & bulky to grip them to pull them out.
We got food on the way home. So when I'm done eating I'm going go get my electronics repair kit cuz I have some really precision needlenose. I'm gonna pull em out myself.
Because apparently I'm a better surgeon than the doctor
Electric Chicken
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Damn even I have tweezers more precise than that.So I took Sarah to the doctor to get her stitches removed from her face.
At first, doctor said there are no stitches. Then I pointed out the stitches, tiny little blue whiskers.
Then she handed me her little ear looking into magnifying glass flashlight thingy to hold while she removed the stitches with tweezers that were way too big, and scissors that probably couldn't cut butter.
She managed to get them cut, but the tweezers were too big & bulky to grip them to pull them out.
We got food on the way home. So when I'm done eating I'm going go get my electronics repair kit cuz I have some really precision needlenose. I'm gonna pull em out myself.
Because apparently I'm a better surgeon than the doctor
Got 'em for hangnails and splinters and old man ear hairs.
Duck
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The F-150:
Tailgate stuck shut
Sat 12 years & counting
Both power windows broken
Glass from both side mirrors fell out
Loud exhaust
Heat selector stuck somewhere between floor and defrost
Flimsy AOD transmission
Mice chewed up all the fuel lines
Both front brakes apparently seized from rust from sitting, discovered that today.
Brakes needed bled 12 years ago.
My ranger can tow more weight with it's 2.9 liter V6 & 5 speed manual than this thing can pull with it's 5 liter V8 & AOD automatic.
I hit 85 mph towing my camper with the ranger but the F-150 won't get over 45 mph with it.
That 5.0 engine always fired right up, ran like a Swiss watch & the oil was always clean looking & right at the full mark 3000 miles after an oil change. So as long as I can still rotate the engine, it's a good motor for a car, or just something smaller than a full size truck.
Blueford was undercoated at the factory.
Duck
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And the F-150 doesn't look this cool
I need to do some research and see if I can take the steering box out of the F-150 & put it in Blueford. There is absolutely no play in the F-150's steering but the '77 has the old style Slopmaster Plus® steering box.
I don't like that effortless pinky steer at a dead stop Cadillac style power steering in Blueford either. The F-150's is more modern even though it's only 11 years newer.
I need to do some research and see if I can take the steering box out of the F-150 & put it in Blueford. There is absolutely no play in the F-150's steering but the '77 has the old style Slopmaster Plus® steering box.
I don't like that effortless pinky steer at a dead stop Cadillac style power steering in Blueford either. The F-150's is more modern even though it's only 11 years newer.
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Oh, thank Gord. I love Blue-Ford!
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Looks good!
Throw a coat of paint on her and some clear and she will be beautiful!
Electric Chicken
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My dad inherited his 1990 from his brother that he redid as a tribute and it's nice but style wise the 60s and 70s are my favorites.
Duck
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I heard a rumor that Ford was going to bring back the 70's body style, but it would be electric.
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