Duck Pond Redneckery
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Electric Chicken
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Ain't my kids.Tightened up nicely, that little 'pooch' in the tummy can be sexy!
it's been more than a decade for me, getting inked.
i get inked everytime i put my pen into my shirt pocket, and it makes my shirt look dirty.
it sucks that sometimes the ink doesn't come out, in the wash.
so i have had to buy dark colored shirts.
oh it ain't like that never happened a time or 2....
you speak from experience too i see....
its about as bad as when i forget those "bite sized" milky way or snickers in my pants pockets......and they come out of the drier.....
Duck
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I took the motorcycle to Menards, stopped at Aldi on the way home. Coming out of Aldi I could see this storm coming up fast from the east & I had to go north..
I went like 85 mph all the way home, went through the ditch & straight across the yard into the barn right as the storm hit.
We got 3 inches of rain in about half an hour.
I was trapped in the shop for a while.
Sarah was pissed because I left my phone at home and she didn't hear me come home.
I went like 85 mph all the way home, went through the ditch & straight across the yard into the barn right as the storm hit.
We got 3 inches of rain in about half an hour.
I was trapped in the shop for a while.
Sarah was pissed because I left my phone at home and she didn't hear me come home.
Duck
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Best way to water a young tree is with a slow drip.
One of my trees is too far from the house to reach with 200 feet of hose so I made this.
Toilet tank fill tube fitting installs easily in the bottom of the bucket with a 1" forstner bit.
Testing with another bucket & some rain water.
The brass thingy is my homemade hypodirtmic needle. It's a 1/8" pipe nipple, the longest one they had at Menards. I crushed & rounded one end & drilled it fulla holes.
It takes pressure to inject water into the ground like that, but with that many holes I figure it'll slowly gravity feed the dirt around the roots.
When I'm mowing the lawn I'll just set a bucket between my feet on the ZTR & drive it over there and dump it in.
This effin' tree is probably gonna grow 6 feet this summer.
One of my trees is too far from the house to reach with 200 feet of hose so I made this.
Toilet tank fill tube fitting installs easily in the bottom of the bucket with a 1" forstner bit.
Testing with another bucket & some rain water.
The brass thingy is my homemade hypodirtmic needle. It's a 1/8" pipe nipple, the longest one they had at Menards. I crushed & rounded one end & drilled it fulla holes.
It takes pressure to inject water into the ground like that, but with that many holes I figure it'll slowly gravity feed the dirt around the roots.
When I'm mowing the lawn I'll just set a bucket between my feet on the ZTR & drive it over there and dump it in.
This effin' tree is probably gonna grow 6 feet this summer.
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
Everything that is old will be new again. One day having no tats will be back in style.It used to be that only two types of people got tattoos.
Military men and bikers. And the military guys only got tats related to their service, like a ship anchor or the marine corps logo.
I don't really know how tattoos became a symbol of white trash. And tattoos on a woman were the mark of a slut. It's something my grandparents' generation must've decided. The term "Tramp stamp" is still in common usage.
But in the last decade or so it seems as if EVERYONE is supposed to get ink of some kind. It's no longer just white trash, it's middle class goody two shoes teenage girls who focus on their grades and aren't gutter sluts by any means.
I no longer think a chick is a trashy slut if she has ink, but I still don't like to see it.
Duck
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I have no ink at all anywhere.
But I did have some John Deere Green rustoleum on the back of my left hand last week.
you mean, a tat of a goldfish, will look like a shark, with it's mouth open..????
or a battleship will look like a tug boat..???
389 Hood
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Both!
Electric Chicken
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I'm still looking for that special someone who wants to blow this 100 bucks I have hanging around.
Electric Chicken
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They have a pill for that. Or you can wear a diaper and pretend you're an astronaut.
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
The one on the left looks rigid. The one closer has shocks. Am I right or am I missing the suspension on the further bike blocked by the closer bike?
Rigjockey
In Gord we trust!
When I was working at the "north end" of the airport fueling private jets they hired this fat boy that would break a sweat walking the wing towing an aircraft out of the hanger.
He brought in a picture of him on a mini-bike at Osh-Kosh. You could hardly see the mini-bike.
He brought in a picture of him on a mini-bike at Osh-Kosh. You could hardly see the mini-bike.
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