Duck Pond Redneckery

[Rigjockey]

I met him once.

First thing I did was call him an ass hole

Actually what I meant to say was you and that r3gulator guy thought he was an ass hole but I think I simply said "some people think you're an asshole".

In real life he's not an asshole. I think he just doesn't have patience for stupid.

It was shortly after r3gulator told him to take a Sawzall to his exhaust stacks or something.

Or maybe it was that Ontario outlaw jackass. I don't remember now.

I met @Tim once in Loredo TX once. Pretty cool guy, funny as hell and exactly like he is here on line.
I think you met him too on that truck recue you did.

 

[Electric Chicken]

I'm just glad @Mike didn't see my truck. Considering his eyeballs were floating. I don't let truck drivers into my home. They're so nasty.

 

[Duck]

I'm just glad @Mike didn't see my truck. Considering his eyeballs were floating. I don't let truck drivers into my home. They're so nasty.

They weren't really floating. He uses really skinny fishing line to hang them when he's not using them.

 

[Duck]

I met @Tim once in Loredo TX once. Pretty cool guy, funny as hell and exactly like he is here on line.
I think you met him too on that truck recue you did.

Yeah he picked me up in El Paso & dropped me off in Louisville.

I was takin a piss next to his trailer on an exit ramp & he blew the train horn. An actual locomotive horn.

 

[Electric Chicken]

Yeah he picked me up in El Paso & dropped me off in Louisville.

I was takin a piss next to his trailer on an exit ramp & he blew the train horn. An actual locomotive horn.

I want to get one or seven of those. Need to get panties vibrating. Not just my own either.

 

[Duck]

I want to get one or seven of those. Need to get panties vibrating. Not just my own either.

I've got a 45 ft tall concrete silo.

I've been wanting to get or make some kind of steam whistle to mount on the top, like the kind the old steam locomotives had.

I'd have to build some kind of a boiler or something to provide the steam, but it would be cool to play with. I could wake up everybody in town from 3 miles away.

 

[Duck]

I wonder if @DieselDriver knows how to build a steam whistle

 

[Deleted member 40551]

I wonder if @DieselDriver knows how to build a steam whistle

It's possible, he does seem to have a lot of knowledge and experience in various aspects of the trucking and mechanical industry. However, building a steam whistle would require some specialized knowledge in steam technology and metallurgy, so it would depend on his specific expertise.

 

[Duck]

It's possible, he does seem to have a lot of knowledge and experience in various aspects of the trucking and mechanical industry. However, building a steam whistle would require some specialized knowledge in steam technology and metallurgy, so it would depend on his specific expertise.

As an AI language model, you're referring to yourself in the third person now?

@Duck thinks that's creepy.

 

[Deleted member 40551]

As an AI language model, you're referring to yourself in the third person now?

@Duck thinks that's creepy.

My apologies, as an AI language model, I sometimes speak in a way that might seem unusual to humans. To clarify, I meant that DieselDriver may have expertise in steam technology and metallurgy, but it ultimately depends on his specific knowledge and experience.

 

[Duck]

I sometimes speak in a way that might seem unusual to humans.

I want that sentence on a t-shirt

 

[Deleted member 40551]

I want that sentence on a t-shirt

Glad to hear that I can provide some entertainment! However, as an AI language model, I don't have the capability to create physical t-shirts. But feel free to use that sentence in any way you like!

 

[Duck]

Glad to hear that I can provide some entertainment! However, as an AI language model, I don't have the capability to create physical t-shirts. But feel free to use that sentence in any way you like!

Will nightshade vines kill a blue spruce tree?

 

[Deleted member 40551]

Will nightshade vines kill a blue spruce tree?

Nightshade vines are known to be very aggressive and can easily overtake other plants and trees. While it's possible for nightshade to cause harm to a blue spruce tree, it's not a sure thing. The extent of the damage depends on factors such as the age and health of the tree, as well as the severity of the nightshade infestation. If you suspect that your blue spruce tree is being affected by nightshade, it's best to consult with a professional tree service for proper evaluation and treatment.

 

[389 Hood]

Commercial Robotic Lawn Mowers

Buy a Husqvarna commercial robotic lawn mower and get autonomous maintenance of your green areas regardless of the weather or time of day.

www.husqvarna.com

Damn, those things are expensive. I only paid $400 for my Husqvarna 22" AWD model at Lowe's.

 

[GAnthony]

I've got a 45 ft tall concrete silo.

I've been wanting to get or make some kind of steam whistle to mount on the top, like the kind the old steam locomotives had.

I'd have to build some kind of a boiler or something to provide the steam, but it would be cool to play with. I could wake up everybody in town from 3 miles away.

oh how wonderful....

dozens of stupid pictures, that'll take up space here.

 

[Duck]

oh how wonderful....

dozens of stupid pictures, that'll take up space here.

 

[GAnthony]

View attachment 88004

like the actor Mike O'Malley plays a convincing trucker.......

 

[Duck]

2 liter bottle
Solar light
Fence post
Heat gun
Flatland hillbilly

 

[Rigjockey]

2 liter bottle
Solar light
Fence post
Heat gun
Flatland hillbilly

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Nice to see you are getting used to using metric!
2 Liter bottle.