Duck Pond Redneckery

[Duck]

If you have sensitive ears, you don't want to be around when I'm topping off the transmission oil in my ranger. There's no dipstick tube or anything. You gotta get underneath & squirt it in through a hole in the side.

And then some bastard comes along & takes my previous sentence out of context.

 

[Keendriver]

"Squirt it" hee hee

 

[Duck]

Exactly

 

[ironpony]

...spend 5 minutes hunting fer yer sunglasses. They're on top of yer head, stoopid!

 

[Keendriver]

Exactly

You, my friend, are welcome.

 

[Injun]

If you have sensitive ears, you don't want to be around when I'm topping off the transmission oil in my ranger. There's no dipstick tube or anything. You gotta get underneath & squirt it in through a hole in the side.

And then some bastard comes along & takes your previous sentence out of context.

When's the last time you bled the hydraulic clutch on a Ford standard transmission? LOL

 

[Duck]

When's the last time you bled the hydraulic clutch on a Ford standard transmission? LOL

Never.

And I've been hoping I'd never have to ever since I examined one for the first time.

I started up & moved the Ranger yesterday to cut down the trees that were growing up through the trailer it's been hitched to for 8 years.... and the clutch felt a little soft.

And now you just f***ing jinxed it dammit!

 

[Injun]

Never.

And I've been hoping I'd never have to ever since I examined one for the first time.

I started up & moved the Ranger yesterday to cut down the trees that were growing up through the trailer it's been hitched to for 8 years.... and the clutch felt a little soft.

And now you just f***ing jinxed it dammit!

You bleed it from the bottom up. Remove the vent valve on top of the clutch and pump the fluid in through the drain on the bottom. If it feels "almost" right, it's right. Stop fuckin with it or you'll be fuckin with it all day.

 

[Duck]

You bleed it from the bottom up. Remove the vent valve on top of the clutch and pump the fluid in through the drain on the bottom. If it feels "almost" right, it's right. Stop ****in with it or you'll be ****in with it all day.

Never done it. Thanks though. I'll try to commit that to memory.

 

[Rigjockey]

Excellent thread! din't read much of the words but from the pics I gained @Duck has fat fingers

 

[Duck]

Excellent thread! din't read much of the words but from the pics I gained @Duck has fat fingers

They're like hydraulic crushing devices. I can even crush BEER CANS with them.

Just not bottles, ...

 

[Blood]

Excellent thread! din't read much of the words but from the pics I gained @Duck has fat fingers

That's because he keeps getting liquored up and sticking then in the press...
then about 3 pumps later he's all like,
OWW! DAMN!

 

[Rigjockey]

That's because he keeps getting liquored up and sticking then in the press...
then about 3 pumps later he's all like,
OWW! DAMN!

That gonna hurt in the mo'nin'!

 

[Duck]

Ha! Shows what YOU know!

That ram moves so slowly it usually takes 5 or 6 pumps before it starts to hurt.

 

[Blood]

 

[Duck]

He's going to regret using flatstock instead of tubing or solid rods for the steering.

 

[Blood]

He's going to regret using flatstock instead of tubing or solid rods for the steering.

Objection duly noted.


Don't you have a date with the shop press Poindexter?



HEY!

WTH is that post I was going to quote where you said you used a little too much force and ended up with white stuff all over your legs!?

 

[Duck]

WTH is that post I was going to quote where you said you used a little too much force and ended up with white stuff all over your legs!?

You mean the exploding Styrofoam?

I deleted that this afternoon, along with all the other stupid crap I posted last night when I was drunk off my ass.

 

[Blood]

You mean the exploding Styrofoam?

I deleted that this afternoon, along with all the other stupid crap I posted last night when I was drunk off my ass.

BASTARD!

 

[ironpony]

You mean the exploding Styrofoam?

I deleted that this afternoon, along with all the other stupid crap I posted last night when I was drunk off my ass.

That was some funny shit...