Duck Pond Redneckery

[Rigjockey]

That was cool of Habeeb to give her another room so they could cool off. If she was smart, she get away from this "man".

Like you and the others have said, I have never even so much as raised my voice to any of my girlfriends. Sure, we would argue but never yelling or physical.

Your dog has good instincts!
I am of the opinion that dogs know good from bad people. Bad people must put out some different pheromones or something like that.
I am not a smart man.

 

[Hammer166]

Your dog has good instincts!
I am of the opinion that dogs know good from bad people. Bad people must put out some different pheromones or something like that.
I am not a smart man.

Always been wary when dogs don't like someone... Sooner or later, the hidden dirtbag comes into view.

 

[Duck]

Always been wary when dogs don't like someone... Sooner or later, the hidden dirtbag comes into view.

My dog is weird.

If I act like I'm hitting Sarah, or if I growl & pretend to bite her, my dog will get right up in my face and bark, and usually he starts gnawing on my arms. (Like play biting)

Same thing if she pretends to attack me. He'll bark at her too, except the fangs and wrinkly nose thing comes out too.

Sometimes we'll take turns pretending to attack each other and the dog doesn't know which one of us to bark at, he'll just get as close as he can & bark at both of us.

I don't know where that came from. We got him from a Dennys waitress named Shekinah when he was 1 year old. She was a really sweet girl, but young and somewhat immature. She had to get rid of him because she was moving into an apartment with her boyfriend.

Her parents house was a tri-level. Garage at ground level, and about 6 steps to the front door, and then an upstairs. When we got him home, he didn't know how to climb stairs. So I think he was kept in the garage.

 

[389 Hood]

My dog thinks he owns the house. He comes and goes through the dog doors when he wants, demands his walk, breakfast and dinner when he wants it and makes damned sure you know it too.

Never tried the false anger at each other to see his reaction. He's 93 pounds and a force to be reckoned with when he wants to be.

 

[Duck]

My uncle John lives an hour towards home, so we stopped on our way home.

He's got two dogs, two rabbits and some chickens.

If we were at home, my dog would be a total pain in the ass. But he behaved himself. He went to investigate the other animals but came back to me when I called him.

At home if he sees a rabbit or a squirrel he'd take off after it & ignore me unless I happen to have the remote for the shock collar in my hand.

The remote has a lanyard to hang it around my neck, but it has to actually be in my hand or he'll ignore me.

 

[389 Hood]

SQUIRREL!!

 

[Electric Chicken]

My uncle John lives an hour towards home, so we stopped on our way home.

He's got two dogs, two rabbits and some chickens.

If we were at home, my dog would be a total pain in the ass. But he behaved himself. He went to investigate the other animals but came back to me when I called him.

At home if he sees a rabbit or a squirrel he'd take off after it & ignore me unless I happen to have the remote for the shock collar in my hand.

The remote has a lanyard to hang it around my neck, but it has to actually be in my hand or he'll ignore me.

So basically a child. My mom always said we were angels in public/with relatives but hellions at home.

 

[Reptar]

My uncle John lives an hour towards home, so we stopped on our way home.

He's got two dogs, two rabbits and some chickens.

If we were at home, my dog would be a total pain in the ass. But he behaved himself. He went to investigate the other animals but came back to me when I called him.

At home if he sees a rabbit or a squirrel he'd take off after it & ignore me unless I happen to have the remote for the shock collar in my hand.

The remote has a lanyard to hang it around my neck, but it has to actually be in my hand or he'll ignore me.

Smart dog, our cattle dog/lab/Great Pyrenees mix (yes I essentially have a 90 pound cattle dog with the personality of a lab and really fluffy fur) knows exactly how loud he can howl or woof with out setting off the bark collar. And there are times he will look right at you and just start howling just to see how loud he can get before the alarm goes off.

 

[Duck]

Smart dog, our cattle dog/lab/Great Pyrenees mix (yes I essentially have a 90 pound cattle dog with the personality of a lab and really fluffy fur) knows exactly how loud he can howl or woof with out setting off the bark collar. And there are times he will look right at you and just start howling just to see how loud he can get before the alarm goes off.

When I was a kid we had a dog that was mostly german shepherd.

Damn smart dog.

He learned to climb chain link fence by watching me do it.

One time I climbed to the top of the backstop at a baseball field, and he followed me up there but couldn't get down.

A woman who lived across the street called the fire department to get him down.

 

[GAnthony]

When I was a kid we had a dog that was mostly german shepherd.

Damn smart dog.

He learned to climb chain link fence by watching me do it.

One time I climbed to the top of the backstop at a baseball field, and he followed me up there but couldn't get down.

A woman who lived across the street called the fire department to get him down.

as long as he didn't learn to take a gazillion pictures like you do, we are good.

 

[Duck]

as long as he didn't learn to take a gazillion pictures like you do, we are good.

One of these days I'm gonna cyberstalk you and find your address and I'm gonna mail you a drive containing tens of thousands of pictures of just random shit

 

[Electric Chicken]

One of these days I'm gonna cyberstalk you and find your address and I'm gonna mail you a drive containing tens of thousands of pictures of just random shit

As if he'd know what to do with technology.

Mail him stacks of 4x6 photos instead.

 

[GAnthony]

One of these days I'm gonna cyberstalk you and find your address and I'm gonna mail you a drive containing tens of thousands of pictures of just random shit

you would have to have a gazillion drives, dumbass

 

[GAnthony]

As if he'd know what to do with technology.

Mail him stacks of 4x6 photos instead.

come winter, i can use them to heat the house and save on my gas bill

 

[Duck]

As if he'd know what to do with technology.

Mail him stacks of 4x6 photos instead.

That would cost too much.

 

[Duck]

This was about 4 AM this morning.



I was up on the lift with my dog and a 6 pack.

Everything was totally silent, until this guy showed up in his car and fired up his truck.

I got video but I don't know how well it picked up the sound yet, and it's 106 MB.. But that truck sounded badass with the straight pipes echoing off of the steel buildings.

 

[389 Hood]

It'd be a tough call which of the first two trucks to pick and I like Petes, but a W-900 is a truck I always wanted.

 

[Electric Chicken]

It'd be a tough call which of the first two trucks to pick and I like Petes, but a W-900 is a truck I always wanted.

I think if I ever said f fuel mileage I want comfort and looks.....I'd get a W900.

For what I'm doing now, maneuverability is king but if I ever went OTR I think I'd want the KW hood.

 

[Duck]

It'd be a tough call which of the first two trucks to pick and I like Petes, but a W-900 is a truck I always wanted.

The third one is a T-2000 and the guy is out there almost every day working on it.

He's kept a generator there for several years now. It just sits out in the weather. I think he uses it to start the truck every day because he doesn't want to buy new batteries.

A couple weeks ago I was out in the yard and he was yelling at his adult son (who I think is autistic) to "FIND THE DAMN THING" and the son was on his hands and knees in the gravel.

I have a magnet on wheels with a handle like a push broom so I went over there with it but he said it's just a retainer clip and he was about to go to Ace Hardware and get another one.

 

[Rigjockey]

It'd be a tough call which of the first two trucks to pick and I like Petes, but a W-900 is a truck I always wanted.

I'd take a W-900 everyday over a Peterbilt.