Duck Pond Redneckery

[Rigjockey]

people are fleeing canada to from what iv'e been seeing!!! i keep hearing buzz about a big red wave happing down here. i wish it would happen so we can get rid of all of the dictators and dirtbags out of office

Yes lots are leaving many are dreaming of leaving. Some talk of moving to Texas mostly conservatives but they don't realize how hard it for a Canadian to move to the U.S. permanently. It's easier if you are Mexican or South American.
I would look into it if I didn't have my Father in a home and my mother on her own. I had to go to moms to change light bulbs today.
How many moms does it take to change a light bulb? None they wait for their son to do it.
If I could move Georgia, Texas or Mexico would be my choices maybe Portugal but I only know how to say, "hey dick, you are all fucked up" in Portuguese.
I don't know how to spell it but it is like, Hey Cori Tu stash fidid
I am sure I would do well in Portugal with just that one phrase.

 

[Electric Chicken]

I'm too lazy to move.

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

Yes lots are leaving many are dreaming of leaving. Some talk of moving to Texas mostly conservatives but they don't realize how hard it for a Canadian to move to the U.S. permanently. It's easier if you are Mexican or South American.
I would look into it if I didn't have my Father in a home and my mother on her own. I had to go to moms to change light bulbs today.
How many moms does it take to change a light bulb? None they wait for their son to do it.
If I could move Georgia, Texas or Mexico would be my choices maybe Portugal but I only know how to say, "hey dick, you are all fucked up" in Portuguese.
I don't know how to spell it but it is like, Hey Cori Tu stash fidid
I am sure I would do well in Portugal with just that one phrase.

I would've been gone back years ago if not for my boys. Wife won't bite on that hook even though she hates liberal scumbags too.

 

[Rigjockey]

I would've been gone back years ago if not for my boys. Wife won't bite on that hook even though she hates liberal scumbags too.View attachment 89141

Has she tried the food? Americans can deep fry just about anything. That's reason enough to move right there.

 

[Duck]

Yes lots are leaving many are dreaming of leaving. Some talk of moving to Texas mostly conservatives but they don't realize how hard it for a Canadian to move to the U.S. permanently. It's easier if you are Mexican or South American.
I would look into it if I didn't have my Father in a home and my mother on her own. I had to go to moms to change light bulbs today.
How many moms does it take to change a light bulb? None they wait for their son to do it.
If I could move Georgia, Texas or Mexico would be my choices maybe Portugal but I only know how to say, "hey dick, you are all fucked up" in Portuguese.
I don't know how to spell it but it is like, Hey Cori Tu stash fidid
I am sure I would do well in Portugal with just that one phrase.

Portugal is in Europe. Why the hell would you want to go to Europe? Their governments are even more fucked up than ours.


I has a question you Canadiacs..

Take a look at this map. City lights at night are the best way of telling where all the worst infestations of humans are.

Imagine there's an east/west line approximately at the longitude of the US/Canada border over Montana, ND, etc.

All of Canada's people are crowded up against the US border.



'Well it's too cold if we go further north", ya might say.

But look at the rest of the map above that line.

There's a lot of people living in the Scandinavian countries, and there are large cities in Alaska.

Half of Europe is further north than the populated areas of Canada.

So why is it that Canada is the only northern that crowds the southern border?

Are y'all afraid of the cold?

Are there big scary dragons in the north?

Did the Inuits protect their land better than all the other heathen tribes in the western hemisphere did when the white man came over?

Does Santa Claus demand that much space?

 

[Hillbilly Canuck]

Portugal is in Europe. Why the hell would you want to go to Europe? Their governments are even more fucked up than ours.


I has a question you Canadiacs..

Take a look at this map. City lights at night are the best way of telling where all the worst infestations of humans are.

Imagine there's an east/west line approximately at the longitude of the US/Canada border over Montana, ND, etc.

All of Canada's people are crowded up against the US border.

View attachment 89142

'Well it's too cold if we go further north", ya might say.

But look at the rest of the map above that line.

There's a lot of people living in the Scandinavian countries, and there are large cities in Alaska.

Half of Europe is further north than the populated areas of Canada.

So why is it that Canada is the only northern that crowds the southern border?

Are y'all afraid of the cold?

Are there big scary dragons in the north?

Did the Inuits protect their land better than all the other heathen tribes in the western hemisphere did when the white man came over?

Does Santa Claus demand that much space?

Best I got is the idiots all think the world revolves around Toronto Montreal and Vancouver.

It's as cold in the southern parts of the prairies as it is a lot of the "northern" parts so that's ruled out. Another problem is a lot of the north is just swamps and lakes so they're not fully accessible year round or desirable to settle in. A lot of the "indigenous" communities are up north in these "undesirable" areas. Sound familiar?

 

[krelithous]

Yes lots are leaving many are dreaming of leaving. Some talk of moving to Texas mostly conservatives but they don't realize how hard it for a Canadian to move to the U.S. permanently. It's easier if you are Mexican or South American.
I would look into it if I didn't have my Father in a home and my mother on her own. I had to go to moms to change light bulbs today.
How many moms does it take to change a light bulb? None they wait for their son to do it.
If I could move Georgia, Texas or Mexico would be my choices maybe Portugal but I only know how to say, "hey dick, you are all fucked up" in Portuguese.
I don't know how to spell it but it is like, Hey Cori Tu stash fidid
I am sure I would do well in Portugal with just that one phrase.

texas isn't leaving CA it's still a boarder state

 

[Duck]

I made a contraptionoidal doohickey for playing with a garage door infrared beam switch. Block the invisible light beam and it turns on a switch. Or I can move a jumper and have it do the opposite; normally on, and blocking the beam turns it off.





I'm just going to use it to demo the concept for my "neighbor" who lives right on that state highway and has had weirdos peeping in his window, and someone stole the catalytic converter off his truck once.

We might put these on all of his fence posts so if anyone tries to climb it, it'll turn on a siren, strobe light, etc whatever.

Regular motion sensors can't be used because he's got 20-some chickens running around all the time.

 

[AK7]

I made a contraptionoidal doohickey for playing with a garage door infrared beam switch. Block the invisible light beam and it turns on a switch. Or I can move a jumper and have it do the opposite; normally on, and blocking the beam turns it off.

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I'm just going to use it to demo the concept for my "neighbor" who lives right on that state highway and has had weirdos peeping in his window, and someone stole the catalytic converter off his truck once.

We might put these on all of his fence posts so if anyone tries to climb it, it'll turn on a siren, strobe light, etc whatever.

Regular motion sensors can't be used because he's got 20-some chickens running around all the time.

I can't believe you use the devil dog in your science experiments... hahahaha

 

[Duck]

I can't believe you use the devil dog in your science experiments... hahahaha

That dog is afraid of laser beams. I mean, if I simply pick up one of my high powered laser pointers and point it at the wall, he will crawl under something & hide.

Using tripods and mirrors, I'm thinking about bouncing a laser around the perimeter of the property and seeing what the dog does when I let him outside.

I'll wait til he gets near the property line til I turn it on.

Maybe I can teach him his boundaries without having to do all that work burying a wire for the more traditional type of electronic fence.

 

[Duck]

I made a laser holder & 3 mirror stands





Thumb screw turns on the laser by pushing the button

 

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[Duck]

And it all fits in this box one of the van headlights came in

Just one more picture for The Ravioli Geezer

 

[Rigjockey]

You should try what they did on the Show Big Bang Theory and try and get Retroreflectors on the moon to relay your Lazer back to you.
Probably need a bigger laser and probably...

 

[krelithous]

was going to say it looks like some kind of bondage device for mrs duck to use on him

 

[389 Hood]

He'd love it!

 

[Duck]

It might fit a little snug

 

[389 Hood]

It might fit a little snug

It's your lie, you can tell it any way you want too!